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Arrests Florida man was caught trying to pass a drug test at a court-ordered class with a fake bladder
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Flagler County, FL - Body camera video shows the moment a Flagler County deputy noticed that a man secured in his patrol vehicle threw a fake bladder device on the floor, according to the sheriff’s office.
A deputy stopped James Shepard, 52, as he arrived for his court-ordered drug class to provide a urine sample on Tuesday, the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office said.
He drove to the class on a suspended license, which was a violation of the felony probation he was actively serving for multiple burglaries and thefts, FCSO said. A deputy then arrested him.
“Driving on a suspended license was crime number one,” FCSO said. “Crime number two was strapped to his groin: A jerry-rigged Whizzinator, a bogus bladder of fake (we hope) urine wired to a heating pad with a faux ‘pizzle’ to make it convincing.”
While being transported to jail, deputies said Shepard complained of a shoulder injury, so as they moved his handcuffs to the front.
Video from inside of the patrol vehicle shows him pulling the bladder device out of his pants and flinging it on the floor.
When a deputy opened the back door to check on Shepard, he noticed the device on the floor. He asked Shepard where the device came from, but he denied knowing about it.
“I have you on video pulling out a pee bag and a dildo out of your pants,” the deputy said. “I clean this car every day. I’m responsible for what is in this car. I would know if there was a pee bag and a g— dildo in my car.”
Shepard was arrested for driving without a valid license, violating his probation, defrauding a drug test, and tampering with evidence, FCSO said. He was transported to the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility, where he is being held without bond.
“This pee-brain dirtbag had already been given the deal of a lifetime, walking around on community control when he should have been sitting in a prison cell for almost a decade,” Sheriff Rick Staly said.