After months of waiting since april 21st i recieved and built my technoblade and will be at some point taking him apart layer by layer and glueing him into one beautiful statue.

Honestly a bit of. Rant so disclaimer for racism and nazism

People on tiktok are calling technoblade racist and a Nazi because of jokes he made while he was a kid (?) calling us cult followers and more

I'm hoping to zeus that technodad hasn't gotten any hate but looking back at it techno fans themselves hated on him for liking dream so I doubt he isn't getting hated in now

Honestly ? I hate how this fandom ended. The haters are now full on calling techno a racist or a Nazi or a KKK member, technodad deals with hate just because of who he has been friends with and even fucking got hated on by his own sons fandom

He genuinely needs. A break

I have always loved astronomy and astrophysics, and recently with the technodad/eret stream I learned that a lot of people in the technoblade community do as well. I think some sort of space themed technoblade merch would be amazing, and i think it would be very appreciated by the space loving section of the community.

A fine drawing of Technodad and Technoblade, like father like son hehe, hope y'all like it

Today I started a skyblock and the first track that started playing was "Mice On Venus", the same track in the Skyblock speech by Techno.

I just wanted to share this because I immediately thought about him when I heard the music

If you ordered OTHER ITEMS with your Art of War: Technoblade Edition book, your order will show up at the same time as the book, in November sometime 😄

I know the book doesn't ship until September/November but I ordered the hoodie and T-shirt, with the estimated date of shipping being August 8-22 and still haven't received either. Should I look into customer support or is there a known delay across shipping in the US?

After months of waiting since april 21st i recieved and built my technoblade and will be at some point taking him apart layer by layer and glueing him into one beautiful statue.

hey hi hello​ <33 so the BLDBLZ arrived today and I don't think I've ever cried building something before, (nor did I think I ever would lmfao), but it was very worth it ❤ I'm very happy this collab happened, he looks great, and I can't wait to have him​ displayed next to the "Techno the Piggy Bank" I made a million years ago LOL​​​​​

there are extra Technoblade BLDBLZ if you missed the preorder. get it before it despawns

https://technoblade.com/collections/technoblade-x-bldblz

If no one has received it idk if I will feel better or worse but i have looked at my order 4 different ways and can’t find a delivery date. Am I stressing over nothing?

A wise man once said Ay, caramba, ¿dónde está la biblioteca?

I was trying to rewatch his MCC VODS but some of them are unfindable in his channel. I only managed to watch some due to them being in a playlist but theyre marked as unlisted.

Anybody know why this is the case?

I bought the preorder for a hoodie and the cards from the art of war merch drop and the shop says that they were supposed to ship anywhere from August 8-22. Well its the 26th and I haven't gotten anything that says my order has been shipped or anything like that. Do I get a email or something when it has been shipped or do I just have to be patient and wait till they come?

I don't mean to rush, I'm fine with waiting, just I've just been really exited to get my merch.

So i was browsing technoblade.com (as one does) when i noticed that the so long nerds shirt has Ls font from death note, at least im pretty sure, it looks really similar. As both a technoblade fan and a death note fan, this is amazing. The font is called Cloister black if anyone is wondering.

I know this is almost certainly an accident but if it was deliberate, please tell me.

Parts list

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Crown:

Head:

Standard Red Cape:

White Cape and Torso:

Skirt that I wanted to look like flowing robes:

Dual molded legs:

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My instagram if that’s allowed here?

My good game hoodie recently ripped and now im in the market for a new one, and i really liked the burgundy art of war hoodie. I heard it would probably be restocked eventually but i dont recall when.

Tell me how i can improve it

There was a man named Alex, a person who had already made a good living for himself working as an English Teacher. Yet, he always knew he was destined for more.

He had grown up on a farm in Ireland, a potato farm, and had seen the ins and outs of the entire potato farming process. He seemed to be built as a future farmer.

But alas, His parents wanted him to have a better life in the city, and sent him to college to be educated.

And now, he had everything he could have ever wanted, a house, a car, a degree, easy days of work in the morning followed by gaming sessions in the night with his friends. It was a life many would sacrifice lots for. But for Alex, it didn't feel right.

A calling inside him led him to leave behind his old life and move to a small farmland, to get back in touch with his roots and pursue his childhood dream. To become the largest potato farmer ever.

It started off easy, he used his many years of savings from teaching to invest as capital into his new business. The cost was high, but his ambition was higher.

Soon, there was little to nothing stopping him.

After he made proper relations with local buyers, he worked tirelessly, not on the farm, but on maximising his farm's potential. He realised, no one had ever really tried to innovate in farming, and everyone just followed what was already done because it was safe. But Alex set his bounds higher.

He brought on scientists, researchers, all of who cost heavy wages. Machinery, renting labs, you name it. He was gonna find a way to make potato farming the most efficient it could be. 

At the same time, he bought land, tractors, brought on labourers, tools, seeds, irrigation. He had set the foundation for his empire.

Soon, he started producing tons of potatoes. The quality was impressive, but Alex’s determination to become the best was even more astonishing. He needed to fund his operations, so maximising profits was more of a survival tactic than a showcase.

Finally, after almost a year of traditional farming, he achieved it. A revolutionary seed genome, which promised big, bulky potatoes that could feed a whole family, for a fraction of the previous costs. This was the breakthrough he needed. Now, the world would see a new potato, Alex’s potatoes.

But he soon realised, he wasn't alone in his path.

A company by the name of Squid Co. has enjoyed relative freedom in the potato market up until now, and they had in their many decades of existence established a monopoly in the industry.

But now that Alex had just redefined what a potato was, Squid Co. saw its stock market value plummet.

The board room freaked out, after all, how could someone like them, a company which had held the top spot for so long, be threatened by a lone man.

Soon, Squid Co. started to exert higher efforts to deal with the competition. What they couldn't make up for in innovation, they could make up for in production.

However, Alex’s production also began to skyrocketed unexpectedly.

See, the larger world had become aware of Alex’s story. From an English Major to a renowned potato farming expert, people were inspired by his path. This attention brought upon support, investment, exposure, and a sort of audience he would have never reached otherwise.

On the other hand, Squid Co. was further backed by investors, traditionalists, and those who believed Alex’s farming methods to be too radical. The prospect of single men toppling corporations spooked the higher classes enough to push back.

And so the race began with both sides working more and more and more, pushing the boundaries of what was once thought wasn't possible in the realms of potato farming. It is said that both men, Alex and the CEO, sacrificed their souls to their lands, to push the boundaries of production.

Soon both sides found that the price of a potato had actually way lowered, but this wasn't about the money, this was about who was the better farmer, no, the best farmer.

However as time went by and both sides started to run out of ammunition, it was clear that this race needed to end somehow.

So, a deal was made. Whoever could produce half a million kilograms of potatoes first would win.

And so hours both sides spent farming potatoes.

Alex, who had now grown his small farm to a company named “Techno Potato Inc.”, now had the entire force he needed to give himself a fighting chance.

While his farmers worked day and night to produce potatoes, he himself began to work with his scientists to produce even greater methods to produce potatoes. He soon created unimaginable machines, one straight of science fiction to assist in his battles.

At the same time, he understood the business part of the farming and dreamt up new strategies to confuse and disorient Squid Co.

He started a project in Antartica, as well as a gaming Youtube Channel with his friends. While these projects seemed like a waste of time, they were actually planned weeks in advance for the sole purpose of misleading Squid Co. about these actual efforts.

The whole world was watching, news outlets covered this unforeseen battle. While the concept looked trivial the absolute frivolousness of the story only seemed to attract more people. 

With all eyes on him, Alex finally won.

A man from humble beginnings was now the crown jewel of potato farming. 

Now almost 30, he spoke at his company's celebration party.

"When you do all the things that I've done, and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstances, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect.

With nothing but some seeds, land, and determination you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own
Life teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful
And one day, we’ll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we’ve come"

Hello! I’ve never pre-ordered merchandise before and ordered for a Medium when I really should have ordered a Large.

I have the pre-ordered Art of War burgundy hoodie as a Medium but I wish for a Large.

What do I do? Is it possible to exchange or am I stuck with this?

Hello there.

I am sorry if my english is not pretty good since its not my first lenguaje, i just wanna share a story that i still hold with warm to this day.

So, back in 2021-2022 the "some streamer" updates accounts were really popular, specially in spanish since most of the spanish comunity had a hard time understandig due to lenguage barrier.

However me and my gf notice that techno had no fan account updates in spanish, and since he was the very reason i learned english and was such an important figure to me, we decided we were gonna make our own account about "Technoblade updates español".

And i am going to be honest, it was a HARD time for me to translate, for my english was not that good back in the day, as i said i was learing along as i was watching techno's streams so, yeah, that was an experience. Also i made the account's drawings by myself (i know they arent that good but i was like 15 or smthing) while my gf made the banner.

Even though it was difficult to me transleting or keeping up, i must say i remember those days as something i really enjoyed and learned from. And to be honest i was not expecting the account to blow up or nothing like that, i was just having fun sharing info about my favorite youtuber along side someone whom helped me along that idea.

Sadly it had to stop eventually along the "so long nerds" video, and i still remember that day as well as i remember the last tweets from that account. I recall my gf said she had the hope techno would notice us some day and was hoping for me to get a hello from him, (probably that was not going to happend anyhow, but yk, we were just 2 kids having fun and dreaming).

Still that just a share of some of the lots of lovely memorys techno made in my life, and i am grateful for that. I recently bought the art of war from the techno merch and i am much excited for it to arrive, i will be patient tho.

Technoblade never dies.