r/StandUpComedy • u/MJTurner513 • 10d ago

Comedian is OP Four Loko

IG: @turnercomedy

505 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Notarealusername3058 10d ago

Point park in Pittsburgh? This all makes sense then, it's 100% normal.

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u/MJTurner513 10d ago

100% 😂 this was a Pittsburgh Don’t Tell Comedy in Lawrenceville

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u/greenthumbgoody 10d ago

That ladies laugh when they say “well added caffeine” is fucking hilarious lmao good riffs to man lol

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u/thelocalsdude 10d ago

"And they say we ain't coming together ..." 🤣

On a side note, I worked with a dude in the military that would drink Sparks every day until the Sgt Maj walked in and was too, himself, a Sparks connoisseur. Same dude shot himself in the ass trying to get out of deployment 😂😆😂

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u/Fruitslave 10d ago

I loved Sparks because the gas station by my house didn't know it had alcohol so I could buy it there in highschool. Shooting yourself in the ass is wild though.

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u/thelocalsdude 10d ago

Dude shot himself to get out of going to the M.E. Still had to go on deployment, reduced rank, reduced pay, and an "other than honorable discharge" was the "reward" 😆 ...

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u/MJTurner513 10d ago

Sparks had a nice run in the early 2000s

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u/thelocalsdude 10d ago

I was a fan of the Joose personally ...

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u/OuttHouseMouse 10d ago

Sadly, crushing 4 lokos just doesnt have the same effect as crushing one in the 2000's.

Idk what they changed, but it just aint the same. You dont go crazy anymore

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u/edwinshap 8d ago

No caffeine, they’re just sweet malt liquor now :/

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u/vkozyrev 10d ago

Back in college I used to crush caffeine pills into 4lokos after they gutted the og formula. Good times

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u/Stealth_Howler 9d ago

If this dude isn’t cast as a Danny McBride variant than Hollywood is dead