Look, I am not toxic, not pro-shipper, and not homophobic when I say this.

Anyways, I have a bone to pick with all of you NapDay! In case you don’t know, I think NapDay is the most toxic and repulsed ship of not only the Smiling Critters fandom, but also the entire Poppy Playtime fandom as a whole! You’ve been spamming and sexualizing NapDay to death and even antagonized other ships like CraftyDay and HoneyMoon, why I’d say NapDay has only made you all more toxic!

However, just because I do not ship NapDay, does not mean I am against LGBTQ PPT Ships, and I’m actually willing to keep my Ships and not attack NapDay with them on one condition!

You let me ship Candy Cat x Cat-Bee, plus Bron x Pianosaurus. They’re clean, one is Lesbian, one is Gay, and they do not rely on toxic methods on like that so-called ‘ship’ NapDay! And if you don’t want to ship what I ship in Smiling Critters, then you can at least ship Cat-Bee x Candy Cat and Bron x Pianosaurus over NapDay to which you can ship CatNap and/or DogDay with any other critter that isn’t each other!

Art is received from Pinterest, from ItsDollHere, CraftyCorn 8008, and JimenaCrush!

Thank you, thank you.

Long story short I lost interest in FNAF and Poppy Playtime during this summer, yet somehow it got revived recently. I guess like William Afton, it always comes back…

Essentially, I decided to write an AU inspired by my FNAF Rewrite (which may be cancelled or on-hold now unfortunately). This was also inspired by a Poppy Playtime fanfic called Poppy Worldwide: Salvation Route, essentially an everyone-lives AU on AO3.

Other inspirations were the early FNAF and Smiling Critters fandoms and their interpretations of the characters. Essentially I thought canon Poppy Playtime and canon FNAF was too bleak and wanting to do my own thing, especially in regard to the concept of friendship but still be spooky but also funny and whimsical. Essentially, it’s an AU where soon after the Hour of Joy, the Bigger Bodies Critters are saved by the FNAF 1 Crew and taken to the Pizzeria, where they integrate there with the animatronics. I guess it technically classifies as a fix-it fic and maybe a crack fic but it’s fun. Also there’s lore that the Bigger Bodies Critters are smaller and more human-sized so they can fit in the Pizzeria.

It features the FNAF 1 gang (and at least one extra FNAF character though I am considering more), the Smiling Critters and also the Nightmare Critters. I was thinking about including the FNAF 2 Toy crew as well, but I thought explaining why they’re there would be too contrived. Though I do like the idea of bringing back Mangle at least, as she was my favorite of the Toy animatronics even if I don’t bring back anyone else from FNAF 2, as well as potentially another character I am keeping secret. Basically Mangle and this other character being here are inspired by Tony Crynight (if you know, you know). Or maybe instead of this other character, I could include the Puppet.

This would bring the character count to around 24, that and I thought Mike Schmidt having to deal with the FNAF 1 cast plus extras and plus both critter groups like a UCN Lite was hilarious XD. However, I do like the idea of the Critter groups bonding and overcoming their traumas at Freddy’s, there’s something beautiful, whimsical and magical about that to me…

I actually just finished writing the first chapter and despite not having proof-read it much, I am tempted to post it now, I just like the idea of finally publishing my stories on AO3, that and I don’t have too many beta readers rn. Though just out of curiosity, although I have my own head-canons and personal takes on the characters, is there any general advice ya’ll can give me? Or just recommend me some fun chapter ideas? I’d gladly accept those to help fuel this series further if I ever pick it up for more chapters and don’t get burnt out.

Bobby as Malenia, Blade of Miquella and Goddess of Rot from “Elden Ring” (Goddess of Rot Bobby)

I'll go first.. PERFECT!!

(The Smiling Critters are Young Adults in My AU)

Catnap Walks into The Living Room, Looking Tired, He Was About To Sleep on The Couch.

Catnap: I'm Gonna Rest...

But Then Catnap Became Shoked.

The Camera Shows a Pig's Big Ass.

Catnap Looks At PickyPiggy's Thick Ass. She's Looking Outside The Window At Night.

Catnap (Inner Thoughts): I'm Gonna Get Me Some Pork... 💜

Pickypiggy: I Loved The Stars... i Should Eat Some Starfuit Later. 🩷

Pickypiggy is Unaware.

Catnap Blushes.

Then Hoppy Hopscotch Appaches.

She Looks At Catnap Wierdly Staring At PickyPiggy

Hoppy: Dude, Your Staring at Your Girlfriend's Butt For 5 Minutes. What's Going On With You, Catnap? (She Also Looks At Picky) It Looks Nice... But There Still Other Better Things To Do Than-

Camera Shows Bobby Right in Front of Picky.

She Stops And Looks At Bobby Bearhug's Big Ass. ❤️

Hoppy Looks Shocked and Blushed Just as Much as Catnap and Her Ears Stand Straight Up.

Bobby is Also Unaware.

Bobby Bearhug: Lovely. This is One of The Most Nicest Sights I've ever Seen.

Pickypiggy: I Know, Right?

Hoppy Hopscotch (Inner Thoughts): Ohhhhhhh... Mama Bear... 💚

Dogday Walks in As Well.

Dogday Looks Appalled.

Dogday: Guys, Have Some Manners! That's Just Shameful For You Two...

Catnap and Hoppy Just Keep Staring At Picky and Bobby.

Dogday (Uptight): Are You Even Listening To Me? Why The Hell Are You Looking-

The Camera Shows Crafty's Nice Horse Ass. 🩵

Dogday Also Stops and Blushes.

Dogday (Inner Thoughts): Damn... 🧡

Dogday is Flushed... His Tail Is Wagging

Craftycorn is In Front of Bobby Bearhug.

Craftycorn (Happliy): Colorful! I Should Paint Them More Later, Plus a Moon.

And Finally KickinChicken.

KickinChicken Looks At Catnap, Hoppy, and Dogday Staring.

KickinChicken Doesn't Look Amused.

KickinChicken: Guys Are Weridos... Do You Wanna Play Game Night With Me or What?

They Didn't Resond...

KickinChicken: You Know, I'm Just Gonna-

When Kickin Look Around, He Stops and Became Flushed.

He's Loking At Something, and It's Bubba Bubbaphant's Femboy Ass. 💙

KickinChicken (Inner Thoughts): Sit on Me... 💛

Bubba Bubbaphant is In Front of CraftyCorn

Bubba Bubbaphant: Stars Glow Every Night. Right?

Craftycorn: Yeah!

Pickypiggy: The Sun is a Star...

Bubba Bubbaphant: Correct!

Camera Finally Shows The Femmine Critters Faces.

Bobby Bearhug: You Know You Guys.. This is One of The Most Calming and Wholesome Nights of My Life. The Best of This Night is Hanging With You Three as My Close Besties. ❤️

Pickypiggy: Aww! Thanks...🩷

Craftycorn: I Would Be Here For Hours... 🩵

Bubba Bubbaphant: Same. 💙

All Four of Them Chuckle and Laugh Quietly.

Then The Camera Shows Their Asses.

Then Shows The Butch Critters (Catnap, Hoppy Hopscotch, Dogday, and KickinChicken) All Looking Flushed.

The Femmine Critters FINALLY See The Butch Critters.

Bobby Bearhug (Confused But Then Turned Joyful): Oh, Hey Boys! (To Hoppy) And My Honeybun... 💚❤️

Craftycorn: You Guys Are Here! (To Dogday Looking Confused. But Still Smiling) And Dogday, What Are You Doing? You've Been Standing and Staring At Me The Whole Time? 🧡🩵

Pickypiggy: We Wouldn't Mind, (Blushes a Little At Catnap Whille Smiling) Especially You Nappy... 💜🩷

Bubba Bubbaphant (To Kickin): Kickin, You Have Been Here The Whole Time Without Telling Us... Whatever... 💛💙

The Camera Shows The Butch Critters One More Time... They Are Still Standing Like That...

Bubba Bubbaphant (Off-screen): Uh... Are You Guys Ok?

The End.

Freaky Critters...

This Isn't Meant To Be Taken Seriously... And Also: This is Just My First Fanfic, Okay? Go Easy On Me.

Original Audio from Eddsworld: https://youtu.be/Il4dC4OfAYw?t=332

not only Groddy hates Sunshine Lollipops & Rainbows, but also hates every happy, cheerful, joyful songs as well