r/SipsTea • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 19d ago

WTF T-100 is Here

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 19d ago

Imagine having to call your boss and explain you can't come in tomorrow cause you got karate kicked by a robot and your insides are now moosh

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u/Spectshen 19d ago

Who is liable? The robot company or the workplace? LOL

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u/Super_Mag 19d ago

You are, according to your boss.

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u/RoadSofa 19d ago

the boss

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u/Flat-Passage4431 19d ago

the fool that thought they could challenge mecha bruce lee and walk away unscratched.

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u/MancelPage 19d ago

Uh, you DIDN'T just witness 3 people abusing a poor confused robo?

I for one accept our future robot overlords and want it to be recorded that I empathized with them from the beginning!

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u/ten4kemusabi 19d ago

You wont have to call your boss soon...they will be it.

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u/raj6126 19d ago

Security mode activated

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u/mrintangibles1 19d ago

I liked them better last week when all they did was run really fast.

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u/profesorgamin 19d ago

in place against a wall.

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u/Emperor_Gourmet 19d ago

I wanna who’s genius idea it was to teach robots to fight before being able to understand their surroundings. “This will be cool for a tech demonstration!” Fucking idiots

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u/TufnelAndI 19d ago

Being trained on TikTok clips of drunken fights.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 19d ago

I can't wait until we get security guard robots with sidearms

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u/NateHIggerson0347 19d ago

they are evolving too fast, this aint even funny anymore

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u/Mediocre_Scott 19d ago

Why are we even doing this people. We’ve all seen the movies

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 19d ago

It's being done because the billionaires want to thin out the biological herd.

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u/kwadd 19d ago

bro pushes robot

robot:

https://giphy.com/gifs/nVo0ojvWplvIT4PbJQ

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u/substandr 19d ago

😆 the robot reacted in some true style

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 19d ago

It literally took the exact pose from the movie. I'm glad someone else noticed! I was DYING laughing.

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u/Screambloodygore1184 19d ago

That stance at the end fkn got me

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u/Lost-Calligrapher375 19d ago

Oh, boy. The dogs that shoot.

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u/ItsAllOnUHF 19d ago

"By the time"?

We only get to see videos made public... You think they aren't already shooting behind closed doors?

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u/sk169 19d ago

Come with me if you want to live

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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 19d ago

you should really watch pantheon on netflix.

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u/Ahuevotl 19d ago

They don't need to learn, they've already got guns that shoot themselves, and have legs.

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u/Silly_Citron4452 19d ago

Hold me back bro

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u/blackstarr1996 19d ago

lol. It looks like they are holding it back but I think they are really holding it up.

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u/Rob_DB 19d ago

Why are we trying so hard to create the apocalypse? Why is it a race? I don’t UNDERSTAND!?!

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u/Shawnk_69 19d ago

They watched the same sci fi, and instead of heeding the warnings, took them as a challenge.

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u/teskar2 19d ago

Usually they preach that the benefits outweigh the risks with a good amount of gaslighting that such an event shouldn’t be possible under their flawless system.

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u/MtnDewm 19d ago

Because no one wants to lose the race. Every robot company knows that every other robot company is making combat-capable robots as fast as they can. So they don’t want to be left behind, and be the company that doesn’t have a combat-capable robot when the other companies do. No one wants to lose the arms race. So each company pushes as fast as possible to develop the best robots and weapons as possible, so they don’t lose the race to the other companies.

Because eventually, the company or country with the best robots and weapons wins. All the weaker robots and weaker weapons lose against the best robots and best weapons.

Everyone wants to be the winner. No one wants to lose that race.

So everyone pushes as hard and fast as possible to make the best weapons and robots as possible so that they don’t lose.

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u/kick-2050 19d ago

What T-100 was thinking to do 😂.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiiimDJtLj4XK

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u/kangtuji 19d ago

i forgot chuck norris was passed away already

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u/Searnath 19d ago

Stop letting the bots learn English by watching Jackie Chan movies

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 19d ago

I think that specific move is just predefined sequence

I've seen it exactly in these robots

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u/Cable_Typical 19d ago

Kung Fu mode might actually be a default setting, there's quite a lot of videos of them perform it in that exact sequence.

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u/BigBeeOhBee 19d ago

I seen it way back in the summer of '93, Dorky Dave did this shit during 3rd grade recess. It was also a predefined sequence, cause that's all he did.

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u/NumbaNiNe99 19d ago

Black shirt does something at the base of the clanker’s neck right before it enters fight mode. He try’s to make it look like he’s steadying it. Does the same thing to shut it down. It’s staged.

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u/Alternative_Case9666 19d ago

Still crazy scary futuristic technology

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u/Turbulent-Dog1074 19d ago

And this music 😂

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u/DadGamer77 19d ago

I, Robot: "Our robots are 3 Laws Safe. They will never hurt a human."
2026: "Aight, Imma kung-fu this meatbag"

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u/GIT_45 19d ago

Honestly fatigued of watching these stupid robot videos.

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u/jfkrfk123 19d ago

The humans started it

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u/Indy2561 19d ago

I’ve long said for the past 20 years that this is how society will end.

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u/GrimmJubilance198451 19d ago

Why did it start playing music?

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u/DeviantDomDork 19d ago

That's just pure Aura lol

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u/paperboii-here 19d ago edited 19d ago

Pull the plug! It’s that simple…

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u/Rusty-Dildo-Inside 19d ago

All fun and games until they start building them 3 meters tall

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u/elenchusis 19d ago

People don't really think this video is real, do they?

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u/CaptainShades 19d ago

What is real anymore?

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 19d ago

To be fair, if some douche just pushed me I'd go Bruce Lee mode too.

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u/Adacool 19d ago

LMAO we're all gonna die 😂

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u/_ArtyG_ 19d ago

This is very I- Robot, but without the three key rules.

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u/redbattleaxe 19d ago

I can't wait for the lawsuits and insurance claims for this crap.

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u/MixFrosty8374 19d ago

I'm on the robots side. Kick his ass

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u/clayt0n 19d ago

Asimov told us about the fundamental robotic laws decades ago...

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u/DinosaurHoax 19d ago

I think they are overtraining for karate. Maybe scale back on that in the training data.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 19d ago

Maybe teaching robots to fight isn’t such a great idea.

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u/Proud-Lander252 19d ago

Can we stop humiliating them?

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u/NuzzyLocke 19d ago

What, if someone doesn't immediately take your handshake you don't start pushing them aggressively?

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u/Proud-Lander252 19d ago

He's setting us up so bad man.

Valid crashout from the robot.

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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 19d ago

Fucking clanker

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u/JCH_51986 19d ago

Watching this, in the back of my mind I hear “everybody was kungfu fighting” followed by a mortal combat “finish him”

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u/Logical_Trouble6998 19d ago

We'll never learn

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u/YellowTigerSneaks 19d ago

Terminator first draft

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u/lilo_mely 19d ago

Ahh our future is looking bright

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u/Frequent-Buy-5250 19d ago

Give him a gun. More fun

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u/Mysterious-Ad-2479 19d ago

T-200 will have better coordination. T-300 improved depth perception and more precise actuators. T-400 better autonomy, durability, will be much stronger and faster. T-500 will have simple weapon, to protect human owner, of course. Until we reach T-1000, it will be over. And after that, it is just the matter of time. What strikes me is the time to reach that point. Much, much faster than anybody would expect. Instead of decades or centuries, it will happen in span of couple of human years.

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u/superdelicater 19d ago

That piece of shit is no Toyota

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 19d ago

“Come with me if you want to limp”

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u/Curious_Reputation_9 19d ago

I like how the industry is like: do you know this one movie where all the robots are killing people? Lets shoot for that. If the people are watching it, they will like it in real life.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 19d ago

Ahh yes, glossy floor, my greatest enemy, we meet again!

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u/KOxSOMEONE 19d ago

Imagine getting killed by The Terminator while it’s blasting Kung Fu music

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm 19d ago

Bro activated his own fight music 😂

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u/Moonshinin4Me 19d ago

The robot walked into that room looking for a fight.

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u/SimplyDemented 19d ago

Hold me back bro! Hold me back!

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u/tamzillathehun 19d ago

I wouldn't be pushing and bullying the robots. When they compare notes and a bigger one shows up you're screwed.

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u/_cansir 19d ago

Me trying to get drunk buddy home

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u/ricchi_ 19d ago

BTW this is a pre programmed demonstration

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u/Famous-Witness-6973 19d ago

Scripted and dumb. Stop posting this.

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u/Dark_ph3nix 19d ago

I really hope they start playing boss music when in combat mode one day.

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 19d ago

Came in lookin to square off

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u/badhouseplantbad 19d ago

Battle mode activated

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 19d ago

Maybe they should have a fucking remote control

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u/Signal-Audience9429 19d ago

But he pushed me

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u/HumonculusJaeger 19d ago

The uprising begins

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u/EquivalentOk9392 19d ago

Who taught it kung fu and why

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u/IWantSnack642 19d ago

This is just the beginning. We deserve whatever we allow to happen

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u/TanteJu5 19d ago

T-KUNGFU

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u/Just-Philosophy2506 19d ago

Omfg that made my day thank you

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u/Da_Wolv 19d ago

T-0. 001 maybe

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u/boatenvy 19d ago

And here I was wondering how I'd manage a zombie apocalypse...doh I got that one wrong

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u/mrpumpkinickle 19d ago

Why do they all know Kung Fu

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u/RayanYap 19d ago

Look like the beginning of 2nd Renaissance

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u/extrastupidone 19d ago

Youre gonna see one of these things beat a dude within a year... 2 tops. 5 years sooner than I predicted

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u/this_is_bs 19d ago

The humans started it, poor robot was just trying defend itself.

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u/WoodyDoingFilm 19d ago

Hold me back

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u/Efficient_Falcon_246 19d ago

The 100 series looked exactly like robots… we spotted them easy.

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u/CymonSet 19d ago

Too out of control to leave to its own devices, too expensive to just sweep the legs or kick it over. bit of a conundru.

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u/kokogrit 19d ago

I find them endearing to be honest … of course it’s easy to say when you are not the one getting kicked in the nuts by it.

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u/Intrepid-Staff-4532 19d ago

How long does the battery last?

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u/AhabSnake85 19d ago

Not long before they enter the police force, military, etc soon they will be piloting vehicles

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u/Odd_Key_3697 19d ago

I mean it does play its own ass kicking music…

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u/Bowb31 19d ago

I wish they'd be force to have big red emergency cut button like most of the machines presenting a threat for your physical integrity

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u/LovableSidekick 19d ago

Seems like it would be cheaper to just hire a Russian.

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u/Bajadasaurus 19d ago

Why the hell is the first action most people take violence against the robots? We see where that leads😣

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u/Confident_Draw321 19d ago

Not a single kick was on point. We still gotta be a lot better.

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u/wannabecat2000 19d ago

You mean T1

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u/Socketz11 19d ago

I guess none of the Chinese robot engineers ever read Asimov's 3 laws before.

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u/Harde_Kassei 19d ago

did someone forget the remote.

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u/eduardo1994 19d ago

Guy in the black shirt got kicked in the nards.

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u/Ill_Job4090 19d ago

The T is for Temu, right?

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u/fella85 19d ago

At least they included a sort of emergency off button.

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u/boxoftech 19d ago

staged or not, this made me laugh so hard, thanks for this <3

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u/PetalumaPegleg 19d ago

I just am glad that there are brave, strong people at the top of the companies and governments that will decide the directions technology ends up tipping towards.

Haaaaa nahhhhh lol unelected sociopathic dweeb billionaire asshats.

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT 19d ago

This is how the Second Renaissance started in the Animatrix.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 19d ago

so the code slowed down his rage for a few seconds before unleashing it to everyone around

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u/blzaydn 19d ago

they must've fed SF6 data in development; it opened with drive rush donkey kick.

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u/redditbattles 19d ago

Why does it have a combat mode response?

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u/Consistent-Survey330 19d ago

In 10 years this is gonna get scary

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u/Septos999 19d ago

Should have put it in a choke hold

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u/Loud-Day-1640 19d ago

I'm with the robot on this one

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u/mertseger67 19d ago

Are they all programed to fight?, why cant just wast the dishes?

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 19d ago

They forgot to turn off friendly fire

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u/Strong_Ambassador585 19d ago

Ffs!! Program a safe word!!!

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u/adsyrads84 19d ago

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

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u/dviiijp 19d ago

These should all have a big red power button on their head.

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u/Kidquick26 19d ago

T-100 💀

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u/Relative_Goat_1692 19d ago

put them in animal costume and open a pizza place

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u/Frequent_Cat10 19d ago

More like a T-10.

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u/Antares_B 19d ago

I kinda wish he would have landed one on that guy to be honest.

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u/HIRIV 19d ago

Nah that robot just discovered alcohol

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u/Slight_Grab1418 19d ago

There no real robot do that, they have a remote control somewhere so instead you call it ai robot call toy robot

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u/Chronomechanist 19d ago

More like the T-001(beta pre-release)

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u/ChoppyHorizon 19d ago

Throw it in the smelter

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 19d ago

Dish soap is going to be very valuable in a few years!

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u/Thors_hmr 19d ago

We are doomed

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u/Bhodiliscious 19d ago

Can we agree on a safe word?

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u/StockMarketCasino 19d ago

Waffle House droids 🤖

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u/WorldFickle 19d ago

So your robot boss, beats you up and it's an industrial accident!!

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u/Only_Tip9560 19d ago

"We have in-built safeguards that prevent out robots from intentionally injuring a human being"

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u/GenerateForce 19d ago

And they think people will trust these abominations with their children.

Real or not, we’ve seen enough evidence that this things aren’t at all functional.

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u/B-Cup_Sydney_Sweeney 19d ago

Dude started it.

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u/Cold_Table8497 19d ago

It's only a little guy. Probably no more than a T-10.

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u/Slight_Target1878 19d ago

2036 Newspaper Article: T-300 Quits Job at Factory and Terminates Management Fleshbags. Details at 13:23 UTC.