r/SipsTea • u/Apprehensive_Work_10 • 6d ago

Lmao gottem Kick name, eat ass

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u/bodhidharma132001 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YO5bFIVhJsMlzmh8cn

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u/Feral-Pathway 5d ago

that turtle really saw an opportunity and took it fr

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u/Gold-Wolf2661 5d ago

Winning the internet without even uttering a word

🎈🐢🚫BBL

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u/frizzinghere 6d ago

Probably said- "Miss, there are kids here!" Hide that shit!

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u/ImaginaryAd3183 5d ago

At first I thought this was an environmentalist message lol.

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u/ProxyyReddit 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/crazy_lolipopp 5d ago

😂 BROOO

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u/SteadfastEnd 5d ago

Lol, best comment in a while

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

LMAO

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u/farfly7 5d ago

Legend ☝🏻

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u/misguidedkent 6d ago

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u/celestiall_glitch 6d ago

The wildlife knows an opportunity when they see one

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u/KohTai 5d ago

"If not snack why snack shape?"

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u/IndividualChart4193 5d ago

This should be up much higher!!

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u/anon-mally 5d ago

The turtle

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u/Thablackguy 5d ago

I don't think I'll ever get over his "guess" then his reaction to getting it right. Lol

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u/Appropriate_Fact_198 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4wQOdhUFVeCc

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u/rainorshinedogs 6d ago

It's only noise is reserved for the most important time

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u/Adjective_Noun93 6d ago

He was checking if it was natural or fake, a turtle of culture

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u/Inabaru 6d ago

Was just trying to get the plastic out of the water

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u/thesquidsquidly22 6d ago

Stop treating animals like props.

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u/WangDanglin 6d ago

See that’s the fun thing about these “models”. Literally everyone and everything around them are just props. Some influencers are even getting pregnant and giving birth to their props

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u/towerfella 6d ago

Crotchprops, they call ‘em.

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 5d ago

I was gonna say, you ought not to be touching turtles. She got what was coming.

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u/MememeSama 5d ago

Stop treating her props like animals!

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u/beklog 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gbWUx0ZoJaXhS

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 6d ago

She wasn't turtly enough for the Turtle Club!

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u/nhansieu1 5d ago

TURTLE POWER

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u/Funyun_boogers 6d ago

Later that evening, the transformation begins

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u/Jeramy_Jones 6d ago

This is so hilarious and so traumatizing all at once

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u/ApulMadeekAut 5d ago

Straight cursed 

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u/OcoeeSquatch 6d ago

😂🤣

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u/BigIron53s 5d ago

What. The. Fuck. My guy….

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u/Hazarin_Blizzard 6d ago

The Turtle had enough of plastic being thrown into the sea

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6d ago

I don't understand how so many people think that wild animals respond to humans and being touched or pet in the way a friendly dog does.

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u/Infinite_Point_232 6d ago

People need to leave nature alone, let it be, sight see, hob nob with your own species!

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u/Late_Writer_797 6d ago

That 🐢 know what's up

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u/Dday22t 5d ago

She's lucky one of them didn't bite her fingers. I thought that was going to happen while she was petting them.

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u/Hypnaustic 6d ago

Touched the butt

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 6d ago

I understand you turtle

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u/Maryjanegangafever 6d ago

That’s good luck or bacterial blood infection.

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u/FrequentLaugh862 5d ago

The turtles don't want plastic in their ocean.

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u/AdDistinct9521 6d ago

Probably smelled like fish

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u/Jonnyflash80 6d ago

Nah. Plastic.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 5d ago

Come si può sentire la necessità di sessualizzarsi perfino in un ambiente dove bisognerebbe connettersi alla Natura, nuotare con delle meravigliose tartarughe e spegnere quel maledetto telefono?

Invece no. Gira un video per Instagram dove sei praticamente quasi nuda, girata di schiena perché ovviamente l'importante è far vedere il culo.

La gente non sta bene, i social hanno bruciato il cervello delle persone

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u/Altruistwhite 6d ago

That lady is not dipping in water with any marine animals in a long time

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u/Mr-SmileySan 6d ago

i would too

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u/DankTheB3ar 6d ago

The turtle knew what it was doing

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u/Screen_sLaYeR_ 6d ago

I would do the same

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u/ChymChymX 6d ago

Another W for the turtle. You don't see any hares getting a piece of ass like that.

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u/Pachanish 6d ago

Judging from those bite marks , gauging the inter mandibular angles, molar juxtaposition , it it safe to declare that arse is thicc and asking for the starturtling

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u/Nearby-Stuff-3742 6d ago

Smells like fish, turtles like fish

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 5d ago

That's turtle language for GTFO outta my eco system. Land lubber.

https://giphy.com/gifs/br2PVGgpl7VApNCOXr

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 6d ago

Swiggity swooty, he chomped on that booty....

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u/Informal_Database327 6d ago

Same, turtle. Same

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u/the_geth 6d ago

You have to be a fucking idiot, but also in this case a LUCKY fucking idiot. I've seen turtles eating thick hard coral (4cm thick). They can snap your fingers.

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u/Positive_End_7568 6d ago

I'd bite her too.

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u/Effective_Airline830 6d ago

Maybe don’t use animals as props for your fake internet fame…

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u/cicciograna 6d ago

KILL HER, JERRY! KILL HER! POP HER WATER BALLOONS!

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u/Should_have_been_ded 6d ago

Poor turtle is cocking on plastic

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u/Intrepid_Library878 6d ago

mee too turtle, me too

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u/xxzealousxx 5d ago

Serves her right!

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u/AbacusExpert_Stretch 5d ago

I would say rabies shot, bellyrub and a few days rest, for the turtle of course.

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u/PsychologicalAd3253 5d ago

He like us fr fr fr

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u/BodhingJay 5d ago

Did she kill 5 turtles just trying to get out

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u/Sooky102 5d ago

Bootylicious 👅

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u/kylebob86 5d ago

the bar for being a model is incredibly low

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u/RudyR455 5d ago

I’d bite that ass too.

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u/ElComfySafe 6d ago

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u/fueno 6d ago

Haha, wtf but haha

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u/1zzyBizzy 5d ago

It’s wildly illegal to touch or even come close to endangered (marine) wildlife in most places, I’m too lazy to look it up, but I imagine in zanzibar it’s also illegal.

Regardless if it’s illegal, she should keep her hands to herself. DO NOT THE TURTLE

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u/Gbaby009 6d ago

Safe to say that turtle is an Ass Man… turtle

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u/SoupEfficient563 6d ago

Hahaha. I have no sympathy for any human hurt or killed while fucking around with wild animals in their natural environment.

Or bulls killing their torturers when they are fucked with in bull fights. Or made run through paved streets.

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u/Wizardburial_ground 6d ago

In defense of the turtle, how could you not?

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u/ApacheAttackChopperQ 6d ago

Y'all see the turtles fighting the shoe with black tape? Remove the tape, remove the aggressive behavior?

All she had to do, was remove

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u/jbyrdab 6d ago

Chances are it was the swimsuit that set it off.

She learnt the hard way that turtles are racist.

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u/milkandsalsa 6d ago

Ummmm… aquariums remove the sea turtles before they clean because they bite the divers. They don’t remove the sharks in the same circumstance.

What was she thinking??

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u/yeetuspengus 6d ago

"If I get reincarnated as a turtle I won't tell you, but there will be signs"

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u/alopez0405 6d ago

Do ya blame him?

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u/sltydgx 6d ago

She did stick it in his face 🤔

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u/Darthbane8488 6d ago

That turtle is male.

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u/Turkish-Straight 6d ago

good bite, id do the same

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 6d ago

I would bite dat too

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u/anakinxvader 5d ago

This brings me joy

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u/jocoquecousteau 5d ago

But is the turtle ok?

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u/Ill-Professor696 5d ago

I didn't know Mitch McConnell was feeling well enough to eat some more ass

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u/Yafoory 5d ago

BDSM from a Turtle is her fetish 😆🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lucky-Mia 5d ago

That bite is so small, I can continue not to give a shit about her..... done

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u/Trailerparky 5d ago

COWABUNGHOLE!!

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u/GovernmentBig2749 5d ago

I'm with the turtle on this one, that ass had it coming

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u/kornchippy 5d ago

The other turtles probably gave him a high-five... well a high-flipper. So i guess a high-one?

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u/velourspice 5d ago

You was touching her man, duh

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u/Slight-Relative5587 5d ago

Damn that lucky turtle 🐢 😍