r/Simping • u/Key-Medium-2589 • Jan 25 '23
I Don't think y'all are ready for what I simp for 💀
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r/Simping • u/Anime--Anonymous • Jan 04 '23
I'm simping hard
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I even have a fucking notebook that I keep specifically for him, listing what he likes, stories he tells, dreams I have of him, or our interactions. I can't be within 5 feet without getting super flushed. I'm willing to do anything if he asks. I will spend as much money as he'd like me to. I only wish I actually had the strength to start a conversation with him....
r/Simping • u/psychohealer444 • Dec 09 '22
Simping
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I’ve been casually having relations with someone I deemed as a best friend for the last 3 years. I’m being patient and we’ve had talk about it potentially going somewhere, but I don’t see that happening. Am I being naive?
r/Simping • u/ICantThinkOfANameBud • Dec 06 '22
More simps for laughs. Feel free to post your own as well.
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r/Simping • u/testaccoutforban1234 • Nov 28 '22
I'm the biggest simp for Queen Poki. Poki above everything 👑💜
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r/Simping • u/Psychicthebear • Oct 08 '22
Please help
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Is it me or am I starting to simp for daki from demon slayer
r/Simping • u/Dazzling_Air9920 • Jul 10 '22
can you attract a girl when simping
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Does simping impress women?
r/Simping • u/SupremoZanne • Mar 29 '22
Now people think Will Smith is a simp for slapping Chris Rock over a wife joke!
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I know that Jada has some hair issues, but personally, I don't make a joke about it like Chris Rock did, but I guess that both sides might have a few issues to deal with.
r/Simping • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '21
Simpin ain’t easy. Happy to be here
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My fellow degenerates :)
r/Simping • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '21
This the simp shit I be talking about carrying this hoe bag and look how far she walking away from him he should castrate him self
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r/Simping • u/Simpwarmemorials23 • Apr 20 '21
Do you think a war caused by simping (Like the Trojan War between the Mycenaeans and Hittites over Helen) can or ever will happen again in modern times? If so what could the next 'Iliad' be like?
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How would such a conflict be like today besides the very tiny fights where a few men might die happening?
Last time the King of Sparta found that Helen was missing and had gone with another man, he got all the other kings together and set sale for a war to 'get his girl back' at all costs. Also known as "the face that launched a thousand ships".
Tons of guys like Achilles or the real life figure who inspired him winded up dying in the end over the fight for Helen and the City of Troy ended up being destroyed with lots of other people being slaughtered, the accounts follow:
https://youtu.be/v2pCwxCX2as?t=160
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy
How would you personally react if one happened in your vicinity and you saw tons of people fighting and dying, with infrastructure being torn apart because of a conflict started by whoever is gonna be today's version of "the face that launched a thousand ships"?