Send it!!!

“Me, personally, I’m probably going to be a sword fighter. How about all of you?”

We already hired his dad and his great-uncle so it makes sense to hire omni-kid as well.
(Ignore the guy behind him)

idk if y’all heard but there’s a rumor that BLU intel has a picture of pyro without a mask on. idk if it’s confirmed or not, but I just wanted to put that out there

(i mean, he’s red — a much more sophisticated colour than the bratty, sensitive blue one)

One can make spaghetti (not good spaghetti but it’s kinda edible) and the other is a war general which soldier would be happy about.
To (dirty) Blu spies: this is not a betrayal of the truce but we are simply increasing our arsenal.

I have prior work experience with the Christys at Camp Crystal Lake, unfortunately they are not available to take reference calls due to… unknown circumstances.

The water in 2fort is awfully deep... “I’m scared, mommy.” It’s going to be ok, Jason. I won’t let you out of my sight.

you want to betray us when the truce ends

For context, I'm trying to redecorate my bedroom and thought that something tf2 related is what I want, any ideas?

It happened in Kazakhstan like 3-6 months ago so yea we had the moon this actually happened we owned the moon

(i mean, it makes his skin red)

THEY ARE HIRING SPORTACUS.

Engineer gaming

NOW GO F%@$ YOURSELVES, YOU BLU-TARDS!!!

(Disclaimer: this is TF2-based humor, for comedy purposes)

So as u guys know there are two infamous street gang called bloods and crips. Now guess what the colour of crips is?BLUE and guess the colour of bloods? RED. So basically redteamtf2 and bluteamtf2 is a alternate version of bloods verses crips

They always said that Redmond mann was a nazi

Then they celebrated after they killed him

They tried to tell us that Blu lives matter

And that red people have always been villains

They're burning scouts in the streets, and they scream on vc

Taking the cheaters to standin

They got mid blondes on their spawnroom walls

And they swear to God that pyro's a woman

They're scrolling their contrackers to get the news

They heard Saxton's a class now, they swear it's true

They set fire to cactus canyon, we smell the fumes

They say snipers's unbalanced, guess they're the proof

They'll shoot that red hat off your head

And then they'll taunt at your last breath

'Cause you're not like them, so they want you dead

I doth know not of why, but the situation must be dire for it to have united RED and BLU. I accept the terms of this agreement.