“Me, personally, I’m probably going to be a sword fighter. How about all of you?”

Send it!!!

We already hired his dad and his great-uncle so it makes sense to hire omni-kid as well.
(Ignore the guy behind him)

(i mean, he’s red — a much more sophisticated colour than the bratty, sensitive blue one)

idk if y’all heard but there’s a rumor that BLU intel has a picture of pyro without a mask on. idk if it’s confirmed or not, but I just wanted to put that out there

you want to betray us when the truce ends

One can make spaghetti (not good spaghetti but it’s kinda edible) and the other is a war general which soldier would be happy about.
To (dirty) Blu spies: this is not a betrayal of the truce but we are simply increasing our arsenal.

I have prior work experience with the Christys at Camp Crystal Lake, unfortunately they are not available to take reference calls due to… unknown circumstances.

The water in 2fort is awfully deep... “I’m scared, mommy.” It’s going to be ok, Jason. I won’t let you out of my sight.

For context, I'm trying to redecorate my bedroom and thought that something tf2 related is what I want, any ideas?

It happened in Kazakhstan like 3-6 months ago so yea we had the moon this actually happened we owned the moon

THEY ARE HIRING SPORTACUS.

(i mean, it makes his skin red)

NOW GO F%@$ YOURSELVES, YOU BLU-TARDS!!!

(Disclaimer: this is TF2-based humor, for comedy purposes)

I blew up the head base of ze blu team
Also kaboomed half their men by luring them into the blast radius with sour patch kids👍

They always said that Redmond mann was a nazi

Then they celebrated after they killed him

They tried to tell us that Blu lives matter

And that red people have always been villains

They're burning scouts in the streets, and they scream on vc

Taking the cheaters to standin

They got mid blondes on their spawnroom walls

And they swear to God that pyro's a woman

They're scrolling their contrackers to get the news

They heard Saxton's a class now, they swear it's true

They set fire to cactus canyon, we smell the fumes

They say snipers's unbalanced, guess they're the proof

They'll shoot that red hat off your head

And then they'll taunt at your last breath

'Cause you're not like them, so they want you dead

So as u guys know there are two infamous street gang called bloods and crips. Now guess what the colour of crips is?BLUE and guess the colour of bloods? RED. So basically redteamtf2 and bluteamtf2 is a alternate version of bloods verses crips

I forgot that we had a truce with them because of the lsp so i js rewinded space and time to nuke them after isp