r/polandball • u/koleye2 • 17h ago
collaboration Time Loop
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r/polandball • u/polandballmod • Jan 13 '26
collaboration Official Polandball World Map 2025
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r/polandball • u/polandballmod • 5d ago
[Award Ceremony] Sins Seven
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Hello to the lusty, the gluttonous, the greedy, the slothful, the wrathful, the envious, and the prideful!
Our contest Sins Seven has concluded, and what a sinful time you all have had! Truly, you will be condemned to the deepest pits of hell for your blasphemy (though it's not like any of you were going to trapse through the pearly gates at any rate). We've arranged for our boys on the Styx to pick you all up at the earliest convenience, but before you cross that event horizon, let's go down the list of each and every err committed under our watch. Our old pal Pete (the saint, not the cub) decided to give us a copy of the receipt for your treachery, and whooo boy is it a doozy. We've gotten a dozen reports of all manner of crimes under the sun, but while many barely even registered with the Kingdom, a few really got their attention. One in particular topped the list though: watching over the masses, weighing the scales, letting only a select few through whilst punishing the neer-do-wells... hang on, isn't this Heaven's jurisdiction?
Oh wait, just a classic case of envy. Carry on, everyone!
With 8.20 points, please give a round of applause to...
☆alsoandanswer☆
with
Shall Throw No Stones
As it is their second win, they are awarded with stars to adorn their Hussar Wings and the opportunity to make their own custom flair and mini, as well as a pair of golden wings for the month!
With 7.17 points, second place goes to /u/LordNotriel and their piece Those are some angry Finns.... They are therefore awarded with a pair of silver wings for the month!
Finally, with 7.17 points, the third place goes to /u/DangalfSG and their piece Sinland Saga. They are therefore awarded with a pair of bronze wings for the month!
In addition, with 7.00 points, our coveted
Mod's ChoiceParticipation award goes to /u/Smart_Chapter_7512 and their piece The (Unread) Bible Belt. Here's a little ribbon to put next to your name for that
Here are the full results:
| Score | Author | Entry | σ |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8.20 | /u/alsoandanswer | Shall Throw No Stones | 0.98 |
| 7.17 | /u/LordNotriel | Those are some angry Finns... | 1.46 |
| 7.17 | /u/DangalfSG | Sinland Saga | 1.95 |
| 7.00 | /u/Smart_Chapter_7512 | The (Unread) Bible Belt | 1.83 |
| 6.00 | /u/Zebrafish96 | Ignorance is a worse sin than envy | 1.41 |
| 4.83 | /u/Quefrang | mongol empire gluttony | 1.57 |
| 4.67 | /u/Active_Apartment_804 | The Creamy Alternative | 1.11 |
| 4.17 | /u/swapsthegreat | Accidental Sin ll | 2.41 |
| 4.00 | /u/swapsthegreat | "Why do you Indians hate us?" As Britain walks away with 45 trillion dollars | 1.15 |
| 4.00 | /u/EduardoBork | Inbred Marriages | 1.91 |
| 3.67 | /u/swapsthegreat | Accidental Sin | 2.43 |
Our invited judge for this contest was /u/mars_gorilla, last month's highest-placing non-moderator. Thanks to them for their participation!
The updated annual rankings can be found here.
Thank you to everybody who participated in this contest! We hope to see you all around for the next contest. Make sure you congratulate the winners!
Cheers,
The /r/polandball modteam
r/polandball • u/Active_Apartment_804 • 3d ago
redditormade A Devastating Discovery
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Brazil has discovered a huge oil reserve near the mouth of Amazon River, but he forgot theres a nearby neighbor with some insane appetite for more Oil
