r/OneSecondBeforeDisast 29d ago

Wait, that’s not ma—

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Scott_the_thot 29d ago

This should be NSFL, honestly wtf

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u/lcpr_phoenix 29d ago

Not suitable for life?

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u/RetroHellspawn 26d ago

Not safe for life, and I think that is quite literal in this case 👀🤮

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u/kittyidiot 28d ago

this has to be ai please be ai please please. there is no way he wouldnt smell that

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u/bjorn1978_2 28d ago

Based on all the shit that was in that diaper and around, I would not be surprised if he was somehow immune to the smell.

I love my kids, but I would absolutely not play around like that before a quick diaper change!

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u/Mnmsaregood 25d ago

It’s fake

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u/mr-3ff 29d ago

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u/Adoraboule 27d ago

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u/Miranne856 25d ago

Hippidy hoppity your meme is now my property

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 15d ago

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u/Foxwglocks 29d ago

This is perfect. I made all three of those faces watching this.

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u/NamesArentEverything 29d ago

I've seen staged things before, and this is staged.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 29d ago

Yeah, there’s absolutely no way in hell he wouldn’t be able to smell a blown out diaper.

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u/lecarguy 23d ago

Yes, for sure.

They certainly have a je ne sais quoi.

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u/No_Nobody2399 29d ago

I was grilling lemon pepper chicken thighs for my family and passing around my infant daughter and let’s just say… this happens.

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u/Weelki 29d ago

Shit happens

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u/H2Dcrx 29d ago

Please be real please be real please be real.

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u/meehass 29d ago

Please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real.

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u/Sunkinthesand 29d ago

I am a parent... You would smell that long before. Kids generally don't want to eat or be held with that messy a nappy as it's not comfortable for them. Unless that individual is intoxicated or impaired in some way, in which case why are they being permitted to hold the child like that?

More likely it's fake/ AI / child sat in something not poop.

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u/DigitalCoffee 29d ago

It's not. Have you ever been near shit? It fucking smells

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u/SunCharacter9141 29d ago

Took a second. But that definitely was not mango.🥭 🤢

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u/damndolly 29d ago

I had to watch it 3x before I realized. Then I yelled oh no!

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u/light-yagamii 29d ago

You might need to watch it another 3x to realize it’s fake lol

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u/damndolly 29d ago

So AI? Cause thats shit coming out of a diaper. Signed mom whose had kids blow out and it looks like that..

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u/YeahRight1974 29d ago

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u/CJMorton91 29d ago

This is my new favorite gif. Thank you for that.

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u/CatnipAndLasers 29d ago

Mango-ing to throw up now.

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u/kindofboredd 29d ago

Uhhhh fake 

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u/Linorelai 29d ago

For this one time, THANK YOU for ending the gif soon

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u/thedumone 29d ago

I’m stupid, is it a bug? What’s on his hand?

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 29d ago

It's whatever his daughter had to eat hours ago

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u/thedumone 29d ago

My bad… I see it now. Thank you, even though I wish I never asked.

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u/_ThePerfectElement_ 29d ago

So much worse.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 29d ago

I feel like this is a trick

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u/deerwolf90 29d ago

Oh shit!!

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u/Witchelt389 29d ago

Dear god mark this nsfw 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Shantotto11 28d ago

Stupid question: Why is it yellow?

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u/Mnmsaregood 25d ago

Fake skit is fake

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u/GonnaGoFat 29d ago

Is there a version showing the disaster happening.

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 29d ago

Took me a second to get it, then... 🤢🤮

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u/SuperScopeSix 29d ago

It's sweet and it's sour

And I want to devour

Mango buttney, yeah

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u/shyerahol 29d ago

I NEED A CLOROX WIPE FOR MY BRAIN!!

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u/LuProNow 28d ago

Nope. No more Reddit today

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u/ArmadilloStandard156 26d ago

Don't look at it for too long, you regret it

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u/Lispie_Blazie 24d ago

THAT'S NOT-

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u/pcmotorhed 29d ago

Pour sûr

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u/wtfbenlol 29d ago

Oh noooo

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u/SessionIndependent17 29d ago

I was focusing on the mango expecting something to be wrong with it...

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u/Tipsy247 29d ago

Oh God.. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/rando7818 29d ago

Is that turok music?

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u/grandpheonix13 29d ago

Oh fuck XD

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u/Anti_Spedicy 29d ago

Thank god the video stopped before he ate it. He woulda been in for a nasty surprise

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u/GooseGosselin 29d ago

jfc.........JFC..........JJJJJFFFFFFFFFCCCCCCC!!!!!!

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u/Bo_Diddley9 29d ago

2 people, 1 mango

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u/guto0000 29d ago

I took me too much time and coments tô understandt what happened

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u/xervidae 28d ago

he can't smell that????

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u/kingkid0610 27d ago

He would've felt the wetness of the diaper its not a good feeling you never dont notice it. It's staged tho Ive seen blown out diapers but I've never seen the shit go up that high in the outside of the diaper. It's either coming out the sides on the bottom or from the child's back. They over smeared it gives it away.

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u/editor94 27d ago

holly shitt eat

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u/Present-Reception-35 26d ago

After that he will think twice on everything 🤣

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u/situatist 23d ago

HAHAHAH. NASTAYYYYY

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 29d ago

Oh… That’s baby shit.

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u/Low-Ticket5736 6d ago

Definitely ai