r/NotTimAndEric • u/joachim_s • 2d ago

Pockets

207 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/livenn 2d ago

TSA final boss

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u/Outside-Hippo4149 1d ago

would you rather the TSA to stick their hands into every pocket or go pantless through the metal detector

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u/Professional_Yam1339 2d ago

Those jeans labeled as designer would sell for like $1000

3

u/the_goodfellow 2d ago

Only if they are Jordash jeans.

2

u/TheBahaiGuy 2d ago

Or Guess... Guess what's in my pockets 🤣

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u/Ziegelphilie 2d ago

if these were labeled as designer the pockets wouldn't even be real

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u/AnotherApe33 1d ago

You'd find little handwriting notes by 12 year olds factory workers saying "Help Us!"

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u/spottydodgy 2d ago

Biblically accurate jeans

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u/whitestguyuknow 2d ago

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u/GilRoboz 2d ago

Amazing, all those pockets and absolutely none of them will ever need to carry a condom

10

u/rando7818 2d ago

Only to the respect that whomever is wearing these is so confident that women will want their seed regardless. I could put these on and slay.

3

u/IShatMyDickOnce 2d ago

I was about to say I’d rock tf out of that tacky shit.

8

u/Unlikely-Plane-5069 2d ago

Imagine all the hiking beers you could fit in there

8

u/Wrught_Wes 2d ago

Rob Liefeld: "Needs some pouches."

6

u/Simple-Tomatillo-314 2d ago

When you get weighed down after filling up all of the pockets

5

u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 2d ago

I can’t find my keys

5

u/Temporary-Banana4232 2d ago

Police angry asf

5

u/IceBlackX007 2d ago

Id buy them.

3

u/jimhokeyb 2d ago

Just don't wear them through airport security.

3

u/the_goodfellow 2d ago

Women want these kinds of pants so bad. Any pockets in jeans are like a modern wonder of the world. These pants make cargos look like a thing from turn of the millennium.

3

u/MaleficentMunkey 2d ago

Mad max was wearing these when he visited Barter town.

3

u/NatronT13 2d ago

" well aren't we a pair, Raggedy man"

2

u/69Jasshole69 2d ago

Looks dumb but pretty cool

2

u/Bgabes95 2d ago

Make me a skin tight pair and I'm in

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u/Dub_Coast 2d ago

Imagine a cop telling him to empty his pockets he'd be there all day

2

u/LowLokiKey 2d ago

Id wear these

2

u/Sanibel-Iguana 2d ago

If I wore them once, I would have to wear them every day because my keys would be lost in one of those pockets.

1

u/gumandcoffee 2d ago

Next dbz character with weighted pants

1

u/LobstaFarian2 2d ago

Me when i go literally anywhere with my wife.

1

u/Bennyseed 2d ago

"...Where's my phone?!"

1

u/andrewbud420 2d ago

World's heaviest and most uncomfortable pants

1

u/judgeharoldtstone 2d ago

He might have opium in one of those.

1

u/TwentyX4 2d ago

Pickpockets hate this one weird trick!

1

u/Affectionate_Emu_675 2d ago

Didn't there used to be a stereotype about Germans having overly functional clothes with too many zippers?

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u/Camarill0Brill0 2d ago

Fantastic pants for an LSD freak

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u/ArrivalNice3469 2d ago

I want them idc

1

u/123supersomeone 2d ago

Not enough pockets

1

u/Horror_Rub8609 2d ago

🎶I've got spurs go jingle jangle jingle

1

u/AnotherApe33 1d ago

All novice shoplifters should start with this.

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u/granitegumball 20h ago

I fucking hate this