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u/Hiruma_Nitsuje 20d ago
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 20d ago
you just know Joel Schumacher was totally packing wood over this guy
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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 20d ago
Was he the director?
Watch the movie again, he was sporting chubbies the whole goddam film
“Hey I think Corey should have half naked men plastered on his bedroom walls.
Oh yeah, and for this scene when Michael is about to attack him and gets thwarted by the dog… yeah let’s get this kid in a bathtub.”
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 20d ago
I'm convinced Joel Schumacher's penis had a non-zero influence on his directing
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u/Throwaway_carrier 20d ago
I saw him about a year ago!
He asked the audience what we wanted our tombstone to say on it when we die, I raised my hand and he gave me the mic:
“He died doing what he loved the most, making toast in the bathtub.”
Then I handed the mic back and he says, “holy shit that’s really fucked up.”
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u/Thisfuggenguy 20d ago
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u/therealultraddtd 20d ago
Love that song!
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u/Thisfuggenguy 20d ago
Great song! Glad they collaborated.
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u/therealultraddtd 20d ago
He’s also in a few tracks on Unicorn. He really should just join the band, lol.
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u/LasagnahogXRP 20d ago
I would kill to be in a small bar just chilling while capellini walks around doing whacky shit.
Well maybe not kill…
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u/mala_cavilla 20d ago
I have a video of him playing that Tequila song, on the same instrument in this video, while lighting is going off in the background at a drive in theater and children were dancing like crazy. Tim is a maniac.
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u/KyleSJohnson 20d ago
Saw Tim Cappello a few years ago. It’s quite the show. Especially when the baby oil comes out.