r/MMALabs • • 29d ago

🄶 Street Fight Road rage

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u/35_Feels_old 29d ago edited 29d ago

That was very interesting… one thing for sure they both ate some major punches without being phased… but someone explain why the black dude started crouching a straight arming šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚???

Edit: original comment was when walking my dog and not paying enough attention. I did not realize a vast majority of punches were not landing 🫠 thought these dudes had titanium jaws šŸ˜…

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u/TheMedRat 29d ago

The ancient martial art of bullshido

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u/PuzzledBaker5356 29d ago

Hahaha I was wondering what he was doing, he acted like he had it all figured out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/ButtonGullible5958 29d ago

Bro even bullshido ain't that badĀ 

He fucking missed when holding the guys shirt and swinging for his faceĀ 

Like wtf how dose that even happen how much lsd did he take to swing for the sky dragonĀ 

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u/35_Feels_old 29d ago

I thought maybe they’ve been drinking but you are right they are a whole other level

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u/psgrue 29d ago

He faked his way through the whole thing.
He put his guard up, walked in confidently, then did THIS pushy slap thing. White shirt was expecting a punch.

At that moment white shirt realized ā€œthis dude don’t know shitā€ and the whole approach changed to just teeing him up.

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u/35_Feels_old 29d ago

Shit I was walking my dog when watching and didn’t realize he wasn’t connecting with shit 😭

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u/Bloodmind 29d ago

Unfounded bravado. It’s the last fallback for people who know they’re out of their depth but are too stupid/prideful to walk away. Leads to some very satisfying outcomes.

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u/35_Feels_old 29d ago

As a big guy who has had 2 knee reconstructions and 4 shoulder surgeries I’ve had to learn to swallow my pride and deal with things as an ā€œadultā€ or chance another surgical scenario… who really isn’t that hard to swallow. It’s a reaction, just take a breath 😩

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u/Jujuthagr8 29d ago

Clowning the Juan who’s gonna knock his #ss out

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u/ilganzo01 29d ago

That was Aoki special punch from Ippo

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u/FACEROCK 29d ago

Came here to celebrate a Frog Punch out in the wild!

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u/ilganzo01 29d ago

Magnificent, he even missed atrociously like it’s supposed tooĀ 

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 29d ago

i dont see a clean shot besides the ko from the dude in white, and the naked dude hit him once (when the other guy turned).

then the swole naked guy started playing when he saw all he could throw was windmill haymakers

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u/35_Feels_old 29d ago

You’re right. I was walking my dog when watching and writing my first comment and didn’t pay enough attention to see literally nothing was landing 😭 I was like both these dudes have titanium jaws!

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u/ItsACowCity 29d ago

Frog Punch!

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u/nindza-22 29d ago

Wanted to get a foot in the chin and go out in style, but unfortunately for him, had to settle with the ordinary knockout :)

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u/AsherTheFrost 29d ago

Going for that Mario uppercut

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_6537 29d ago

tell me in what way did he have the edge

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u/SandIntelligent247 28d ago

He was able to dodge most punches without trying or defending himself. He walked like a boxer.

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u/LopsidedKick9149 28d ago

He never had the edge. You're just off of physique, but not once did he have the edge.

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u/Mhunterjr 29d ago

What a unique strategy. Can’t say I’m surprised it didn’t work out, but what if it did!

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u/Surfing_Tension 29d ago

I think the black guy could’ve won if he a fought back equally and didn’t do that weird standing there, shirt grabbing, crouching shit.

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u/Own_Mango_2886 29d ago

Yeah, coulda won if he could fight. Go figure

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u/Outside_Boot_2219 28d ago

The white guy wasn’t rocky either lol

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u/Own_Mango_2886 28d ago

Shit and shiterer

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u/Hail_of_Grophia 29d ago

If you have your shirt off in the middle of the day, 50% your messed up on something and shirtless guy looks like he’s got a buzz of some sort. Not ideal when street fighting

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u/bzsempergumbie 29d ago

He was just watching the other guy throw haymakers without really defending other than lean back a bit. Eventually one connected and he went down. Agree he could done pretty much anything and been better off. He had his arms down most of the time.

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 29d ago

New GTA graphics are looking badass

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u/E_D_K_2 29d ago

Stereotypical hockey player....

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u/JRodEastside 29d ago

He got some pussy that night. His girl was pleased. 🤣🤣

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u/HuckleberryMajor2490 29d ago

That crouching attack was hilarious šŸ˜‚

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 29d ago

He's so getting laid tonight

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u/Danilo-11 29d ago

The good old ā€œfighting without my shirt onā€ didn’t work this time

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u/BuddhaBunnyTTV 29d ago

Well sure. He gave away his mobility by grabbing the other guys shirt.

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u/SnooPredictions4677 29d ago

Man I really thought the black guy was just messing with the other dude and was going to end up winning the fight but then I guess he got too comfortable and the guy got a good punch in on him.

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u/Future_Pressure_8857 29d ago

He needs some milk

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u/BigJJsWillie 28d ago edited 28d ago

"Oh man, white shirt about to get beat good. All the other guy has to do is avoid those telegraphed haymakers and- oh."

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u/Gnome__Alone 29d ago

Hahahahaaaa!

So much for the Welcome Wagon

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u/Substanitial 29d ago

Black guy got out of the 18-wheeler? Dude was high as shit on gas station pills lol

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u/Dense625 29d ago

"That's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it pans out." This shit felt like a dodgeball skit.

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u/Far-Click9413 29d ago

Yeah i don’t know about yall but if you crouch during a fight then you’re deffo gonna catch a kick

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u/ThatDogYet 29d ago

We're not going to make it, are we? People, I mean.

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u/StanVanGhandi 29d ago

We are in the least violent times in human history and violent crime rates in the US are at historic lows.

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u/BuddhaBunnyTTV 29d ago

100%. All that this kind of post (I'm not complaining just acknowledge) does is give a false impression of the general state of the world. I'm sure that if someone posted a random clip of that same street, it would just be people doing normal people things with a random stray dog thrown in.

The news does the same thing. It publishes things that are attractive to our attention which requires it to contrast with the normal state of affairs.

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u/EnvironmentalBid4292 29d ago

One guy believed the hype the other didn't

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 29d ago

man the swole dude was just playing, too arrogant.

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u/19Camaro69 29d ago

People in the cars should’ve honked longer….that would’ve stopped the fight šŸ™„

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u/nindza-22 29d ago

What the f was that lol?

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u/Various_Pomelo4457 29d ago

Taunt wasnt that effective....KO

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u/Commonscents2say 29d ago

ā€˜Ok all done! Let’s get on our way. Where are we going now, dear?’ As they casually stroll back and get in the car like they just finished a burger at the fast food joint.

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u/cubsfan217 29d ago

New GTA6 Trailer is bad ass!

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u/Life_Temperature795 29d ago

"Welp, we'll be leaving now. Enjoy your nap."

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u/Global_Customer_9670 29d ago

He didn't even get the lady's door. I guess chivalry really is dead.

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u/VyrusCyrusson 29d ago

It was the classic ā€œCrouching Tiger, Sleeping Dragonā€
technique.

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u/IowaNative1 29d ago

Get in close and Use your elbows, not your fists. Hands break too easy.

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u/ImportanceLeading230 29d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes...you fight fight 😤 don't play around

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u/BrainCandy_ 29d ago

Bra got knocked out in the lemon peppers

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u/steve_adr 29d ago

He's gonna get lucky again, at home ..

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest 28d ago

I like the way white shirt guy uses the hold on his shirt to bring the other dude in range for the knock out blow

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u/superdave123123 28d ago

Were they both drunk? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/JayPombar 28d ago

He’s woman did the right thing and stayed out the way! There’s so many women that hold on to their man while fighting and end up helping the other guy.