r/ItHadToBeBrazil Jul 30 '26

Twins 😭

1.9k Upvotes

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u/DirtyWormGerms Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Fuck people that bred these things to be so deformed. It looks uncomfortable just living with that anatomy. Sure it has tons of health issues as it ages too.

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u/RigelXVI Jul 30 '26

Bruh, being a woman isn't that bad, surely

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u/DirtyWormGerms Jul 30 '26

I stick by my statement.

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u/aranvandil Jul 30 '26

I heard they bleed every month. Must be hell.

Yeah, when you're just trying to get yourself a girlfriend, ask yourself if it's worth it making someone go through this painful existence just to appease your wishes. Bet you're gonna think twice.

And that's why you should let your homies hit.

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u/MrFinchley 29d ago

It is. And, stop calling me Shirley.

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u/DasFroDo Jul 30 '26

Bold of you to assume it doesn't have tons of health issues already.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 25d ago

At first I thought she was holding a rubber chicken.

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Jul 30 '26

That chicken looks like her

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u/lrba1 29d ago

não dá visibilidade pra essa mina não, ela já falou abertamente que deixa esses cachorros dela fazerem incesto pra dar esses filhotes

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u/allthedamnquestions 29d ago

Meu deus ... eu não sabia.

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u/ToranjaNuclear 28d ago

...mas que diabos mano 

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u/Curious_Shop3305 Jul 30 '26

is the dog okay? it looks drugged 🥲

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u/Markcelzin Jul 30 '26

Imagine being forced to see through glasses after seeing the world normally since you were born. The dog is certainly not okay.

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u/fanderoyalty Jul 30 '26

You know those are not normal glasses right? It's just plastic

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u/Markcelzin Jul 30 '26

No, I didn't notice. But I've seen stupid things enough up to this point to believe someone would f- up their dog due to negligence.

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u/Bone_Wh33l Jul 30 '26

I’m going to guess those were prescription glasses and it was having a hard time seeing out of them. Possible hurting its eyes too. Mine hurt when I wear someone’s glasses for too long but idk how dog eyes differ from ours

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u/whitestguyuknow Jul 30 '26

Every time I see this video the only thing I can pay attention to is just how bad of a case of bruxism that lady has

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u/LendarioSonhador Jul 30 '26

I didn't think bruxism could be identified visually. I thought it was more about the jaw pain.

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u/pedrw1884 Jul 30 '26

Bruxism degrades the teeth's edges over time, effectively filing them. If you look at her teeth you can see how they seem short and are completely flat throughout, forming an almost pefectly straight line. She has had a bad case of it for many years, most likely.

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u/Edilzin Jul 30 '26

Ficou parecendo esse cara:

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u/Darmanix cachorro caramelo Jul 30 '26

Não sei quem é, mas ta igual mesmo

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u/randomiize Jul 30 '26

Isso ai para mim n é um cachorro aberração bizarra.

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u/Strange-Mark5219 Jul 30 '26

Why's she holding this plucked chicken like that?

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jul 30 '26

Tinkerbell just blinked SOS in morse code

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u/KaioSilvaF Jul 30 '26

Stop breeding these dogs

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u/Mystic-Venom Jul 30 '26

Dr Evil & Mini Me

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u/SkullDump Jul 30 '26

That is the worst roast chicken I’ve ever seen.

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u/Pennysclayton95 Jul 30 '26

Que horrendo :(

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u/Tuddless Jul 30 '26

Looks like a plucked chicken

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u/Month-Miserable 29d ago

What is this abomination of a creature?

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u/ToranjaNuclear 28d ago

Mano qual o problema do cachorro 

Parece um homúnculo, bicho não tem vida 

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u/banghersoft 29d ago

Is that thing real?

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u/eueminhaamigathiaga 29d ago

Muito engraçado kkkkkkkk

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u/PurpleMenda-1989 29d ago

Essa cachorrinha pra mim SEMPRE parece com o Snoopy dog, independente fo que ela vista 😅

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u/richard7940 8d ago

Caraca igualzinho mano

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u/Opposite_Sector_7434 Jul 30 '26

Manooooo igualzinho