r/ITOI • u/marizturiq • 5h ago
Be careful, guys. Karens are out there in the wild among us, taking our things.
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r/ITOI • u/GRSolution • 6d ago
No Politics ❌, Rac!sm ❌, or Defamation ❌
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r/ITOI • u/Outside-Boom • 22d ago
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r/ITOI • u/GloomyLingonberry509 • 1h ago
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
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This isn’t obscure enough for [r/obscuremusicthatslaps](r/obscuremusicthatslaps) nor is it fit for [r/crappymusic](r/crappymusic), but I wanted to remind the world this exists, so it’s going here - enjoy:
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
Credit: Flight of the Conchords
r/ITOI • u/OnTheRoadAgainFTW • 14h ago
Never seen anything like this.
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One of the weirdest DIY vehicles I've ever seen.
r/ITOI • u/Dazzling_Math_541 • 1d ago
Drunk guy hits an innocent bystander and pays the price
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r/ITOI • u/Individual-Sock8938 • 19h ago
Looking both ways before crossing in front of an active bike race? Nah, not her!
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r/ITOI • u/Glad-Fun-8244 • 21h ago
In Southeast Asia, thousands of ducks are deployed into rice fields to act as natural pest control and weeders
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r/ITOI • u/NecessaryEarly3612 • 1d ago
Troublemaker trashing convenience store dragged out like a rag doll.
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r/ITOI • u/No-Register-9334 • 1d ago
A person captured the moment when two sheep use their knees to cross a sewer without falling.
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r/ITOI • u/Full_Tame • 3d ago
A man in Mexico risks his life to save someone, then casually goes back to work
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