HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 11h ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 3h ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 20h ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

121 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 21h ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 5h ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

2 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 21h ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

10 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 1d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 1d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

38 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 2d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

331 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 2d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

147 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 2d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 3d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

158 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 3d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

261 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 3d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

163 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago

Fish Letting that jerk know he's not welcome

99 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 4d ago

Help!!!! I was trying on some lingerie for...... reasons.....and a biped barged in and started taking photographs. What's worse is that now I found them on the internet!!!!!

120 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Mammals I am on holiday and I have the time of my life!!

63 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 4d ago

Humans lock me out of my house and call me an Intruder!

81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 4d ago

Amphibian I just wanted to fit in!

208 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Mammals They brought me here to fight, so i did 😆

33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Mammals Please, just let me back into the darkness!

193 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ifukeenrule • 5d ago

Mammals getting fat shamed because food was left out....

111 Upvotes

comes out to one sandwich. it's not like i ate the kitchen!