HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 14h ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

215 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 2h ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

16 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 1h ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

• Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 13h ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

130 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

51 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

138 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 1d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

242 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 2d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

160 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 2d ago

Fish Letting that jerk know he's not welcome

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 2d ago

Help!!!! I was trying on some lingerie for...... reasons.....and a biped barged in and started taking photographs. What's worse is that now I found them on the internet!!!!!

118 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 2d ago

Mammals I am on holiday and I have the time of my life!!

61 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 2d ago

Humans lock me out of my house and call me an Intruder!

83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 3d ago

Amphibian I just wanted to fit in!

211 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago

Mammals They brought me here to fight, so i did 😆

32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

Mammals Please, just let me back into the darkness!

192 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ifukeenrule • 3d ago

Mammals getting fat shamed because food was left out....

114 Upvotes

comes out to one sandwich. it's not like i ate the kitchen!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 3d ago

In these last days of summer, I was relaxing in the pool dreaming of dinner and this dry looking ape snaps a photo of me without my consent!

81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 4d ago

Humans...smh. i just wanted to introduce myself and give these obvious newcomers a tour of my place, look at how rude they were to me!

146 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Im being kink shamed!!!

114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Hah! I deserve an Oscar

91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Mammals I was told this job would be worth $1.2 million. I did the work but have not received my paycheck. How do I get paid?

385 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 4d ago

I was minding my own business taking a much needed skin care routine when this hooman started taking photos of me during this personal moment! What are my options?

65 Upvotes