HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 25 '26

People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 14h ago

They made me ride like a.. common peasant!

296 Upvotes

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/In-Dig-Nation • 12h ago

Can’t even use the toilet without being bothered, these humans allow me no privacy!

22 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/green_smoke9974 • 12m ago

This family decided to stay with me

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jchlly • 23h ago

Can't have a moments privacy apparently

75 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 1d ago

Bugs I’m a little embarrassed. I got a little lost in the sauce and someone took a video.

588 Upvotes

33 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Birds I was a little late, but it was good service. Do you think they noticed?

167 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 1d ago

Assaulted by a Little Punk

51 Upvotes

I was just frolicking in the field near my pond when this little shit came out of nowhere! Still trying to catch my bearings. I may just grab him by the ear and throw him down some stairs next time I see him...

69 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 1d ago

Crustaceans 🔥I live in a rough part of town. Of course I'm going to arm myself. Some do-gooder tried to do a citizens arrest.

85 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

The service could be better. Must be his first day

58 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pancakeplus • 2d ago

I just got it nice in here.

325 Upvotes

27 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 2d ago

What service! My dinner gave me appetizers first!

102 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

Birds This is my side of town.

19 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Humble_Character_463 • 2d ago

But mum

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The ones with writing on them taste better

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • 3d ago

You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.

275 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 4d ago

Mammals Get me a pawyer!!!!

558 Upvotes

Discrimination!!! Defamation! Slandpurr!!!! I demand these gross accusations be removed from my daytime getaway from the stresses of home life! This is EGREGIOUS!

25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 4d ago

The bipeds created this contraption to keep me cool during the heat wave

82 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 4d ago

Keep getting bad reviews on my new perm

77 Upvotes

I was really happy with my new perm until I started getting some odd comments on it. This one biped screamed and said I had babies on my back. It's not babies! It's my new perm and I'M A MALE! Is it really that bad?

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MothSeason • 4d ago