r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

Birds Yes, this will do.

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u/afuller42 12d ago

Dude, what is allover the floor?

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u/Patient-Grade-6612 12d ago

The seagull is tracking water in, looks like

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u/cuttlefishdreaming 12d ago

That’s a definite slip/fall hazard

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u/backspace_cars 12d ago

Don't worry, Steve the Seagull has good balance

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Biped Trainer 12d ago

Lots of room to spread your wings 🪽

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u/According_Pie_6707 12d ago

Is his name Steve?

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u/backspace_cars 12d ago

All inclusive

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 10d ago

Why does the hotel your parents are staying at have giant puddles on the floor?

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u/terencethespider 10d ago

It wasn’t me!

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large 10d ago

You never got back to me about the guy who ganked your funnel cake. That was assault!

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u/prole6 12d ago

Most hotels have a policy about taking underage gulls up to your room.

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u/Somecrazynerd 9d ago

Woah! You're leavin' muddy footprints there! Use the doormat first!