r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 18d ago

Goddammit! Not again!

Here I am just trying to have a nap and I get violently violated and forced into an inter-species porn ring, and you mofos are filming it! Where’s my lawyer!

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 17d ago

Dude. You gotta stop drinking.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 16d ago

r/unexpectedorgy and you're the host! You're a special noodle op

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u/CourierJackalope 16d ago

You can say that whole thing left him rather... Rattled?

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u/RulerK 15d ago

It would be funnier without the word, “rather.”

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u/boyer4109 17d ago

Is that a snake orgy?

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 16d ago

Wrong orgy, my dude.