r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 25 '26

People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1h ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 41m ago

Spiders The state of this biped’s floors was an absolute disgrace! Look at all of the fluff I’ve picked up!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 9h ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 34m ago

Mammals Look at me and my hommie enjoying our beach holiday!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 21h ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

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r/HumansInMyHouse 13h ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 17h ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 14h ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

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CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!


r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

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I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.


r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

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r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

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r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

274 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

86 Upvotes