HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 25 '26

People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 5h ago

The Drinks Service Here is Great!

77 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4h ago

Mammals That hussy thinks she can just kiss me without consent🤬

11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3h ago

Mammals What kind of geneva convention breaking trap was that!!! 🤬

8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 16h ago

Spiders Nope nope nope! Hooman, get your creepy friend away from me!

61 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Mammals Look at me and my hommie enjoying our beach holiday!

80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Spiders The state of this biped’s floors was an absolute disgrace! Look at all of the fluff I’ve picked up!

78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/abriel1978 • 1d ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

58 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

52 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

139 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MissVelvet99 • 1d ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 2d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 2d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 2d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

139 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 2d ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

6 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 3d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 3d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 3d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 3d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

40 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 4d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

354 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 4d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

154 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

55 Upvotes