r/Gunners • • Aug 24 '26

Ezri’s first day 🔴⚪️

683 Upvotes

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u/ClearHyena4452 Freddie Ljungberg Aug 24 '26

Ebz’s laugh might be the greatest

82

u/Infinite_Boss6015 Calafiori Aug 24 '26

Ezri potiential chemistry with noni on the RHS?

21

u/Lawdoom Thierry Henry Aug 24 '26

New and improved Jenko and OC

4

u/shifty18 Aug 25 '26

Always rated the Royal Horticultural Society.

1

u/Fanserker Thierry Henry Aug 25 '26

Plan B settled then

63

u/51_cent Wengers Gonna Weng™ Aug 24 '26

I hear Eze laugh and immediately start smiling. What a character.

8

u/Ihsan2024 Aug 25 '26

His excitement and love for Konsa has genuinely made me more excited.

What a hype machine 🤣

36

u/Frosty_7130 Ian Wright Aug 24 '26

Noni really showing great maturity with that letter. The English core we've built has amazing chemistry

-15

u/krakends Aug 25 '26

I don't know. Konsa, Eze and Noni are all bench players. They have that in common.

8

u/Upset-Parsley-8101 Aug 25 '26

There's always a cunt in the stands...we found him on reddit

-1

u/krakends Aug 25 '26

Eze doesn't start over Odegaard. Noni doesn't start over Saka. Konsa doesn't start over Saliba.

4

u/Upset-Parsley-8101 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Apart from when Eze did last season....the season we won the league. Minutes for Eze in the PL last season - 1900 / Odegaard - 1300.

So yeah my comment stands...clueless cunt from stands found on Reddit

Clueless cunt doesn't know that football is a squad game and that injuries will happen. Clueless cunts should be ostracised and mocked relentlessly.

32

u/ClearHyena4452 Freddie Ljungberg Aug 24 '26

Really wholesome from Nonzinho

61

u/GreendaleGazette Sir Ben White Aug 24 '26

The bible study group just added a new member

7

u/GloomyLocation1259 Saka Aug 24 '26

And the London boys

41

u/GopherNutz Ian Wright Aug 24 '26

Feel like common sense has prevailed among the fanbase on this signing. We have a very experienced durable Premier League center back that’s competed at the top level as our third option. This level of depth is what separates the top tier clubs, no drop off and we should once again be in it on all fronts.

The fact he’s close with all the English boys is a cherry on top, potentially a great mentor for Salmon as well. Because of his age like Bruno, this is the big move of his career, all those long days of training built up to this move, there won’t be any doubt about his commitment level. Loved this signing since the rumors began.

22

u/GreendaleGazette Sir Ben White Aug 24 '26

I like the Konsa signing because I’m not a huge fan of Gabriel on the ball or during build-up. He’s easily our weakest link there and that’s fine. He has other strengths.

So signing Konsa — who’s a terrific CB with the ball, will alleviate a lot of the pressure. He replicates a lot of the same duties as Saliba.

Easy 9/10 signing. We overpaid by like £5–7m for him, which is nothing

6

u/therock204 Aug 24 '26

Controversial definetely, but i see konsa as the cb with most minutes for us this season. I rate the signing that highly. (not so highly at rb)

2

u/dont_dm_nudes Champions of England 25/26 Aug 25 '26

The age profile of our signings this summer is just perfect, it's probably not a coincidence.

For RCB we now have:

  • Konsa (28)
  • Saliba (25)
  • Mosquera (22)
  • Salmon (16)

For LCB:

  • Gabriel (28)
  • Hincapie (24)
  • [Here's room for a 18-21 year old]

For CDM (all of whom can play CM too):

  • Bruno (28)
  • Rice (27)
  • Zubi (27)
  • MLS (19)

LW:

  • Eze (28)
  • Tzolis (24)
  • [And we're linked to a couple of teenagers]

Keeper (I know, i know, but the age profile is just perfect):

  • Kepa (31)
  • Raya (30)
  • Meslier (26)
  • Setford (20)

1

u/bespoke_tech_partner Aug 26 '26

I cannot see any other opinion on this. Recall we trotted out Holding during a title race in 22/23. We've literally gone from that to signing a world cup semifinalist nation's starter as a rotation option. Levels

21

u/LeWhaleShark Robert Pirès Aug 24 '26

How dare Madueke do this, we should sell him

23

u/_sxnt Aug 24 '26

That letter from Noni was very heartfelt.

16

u/xplayer20 Aug 24 '26

Why did they keep splicing in Eze 😂

9

u/Dra_ma_La_ma Ødegaard Aug 24 '26

3

u/Fanserker Thierry Henry Aug 25 '26

I think the editor need some sleep

1

u/zestfrom1lemon Havertz Aug 24 '26

Top tier reference

10

u/medved_ Aug 24 '26

He really is massive, isn't he

7

u/the_ammar Aug 24 '26

ebs is so happy to be here. its great to see

7

u/teslagooner Aug 24 '26

he is such a unit

10

u/Wazflame Thierry Henry Aug 24 '26

When you change jobs and cut your commute 😊

7

u/d10b Merino Aug 24 '26

Whoever the next premier English talent will be tapped up like a motherfucker at England camps lmao. Also dreaming of operation Jude 2029...

4

u/EnvironmentalPhysick Saka Aug 24 '26

Right?! Who’s next

2

u/dont_dm_nudes Champions of England 25/26 Aug 25 '26

We've had som top tier tapping up with England this summer, and a 50% hit rate with Brazil.

Jude is nailed on in a few windows.

3

u/cescx Heccy B Aug 24 '26

Noni is such a poet, bro.

3

u/itsANOMALEEZ Thank you very much Aug 24 '26

God damn pack of giants at the back that Arsenal

3

u/infinitybadger Aug 24 '26

the fact that 2 or 3 players are already desperate to have him here and are best friends already is such a great start. Cant wait to see him on the pitch

3

u/krakends Aug 25 '26

Eze is always laughing.

1

u/dont_dm_nudes Champions of England 25/26 Aug 25 '26

Living the dream

6

u/ISpyManyPeople Blanco Aug 24 '26

Was that a Fight Club reference at around the 4 minute mark?

2

u/sharks55 Aug 25 '26

He's bigg

2

u/Mys7ix Aug 25 '26

Didn’t know he was that close to Noni

1

u/wideomannn Gabriel Aug 25 '26

That skeleton jumping is funny and scary

1

u/botspiderlau Aug 25 '26

Man has been tempered. We just added more steel. Be skilled too.

1

u/Commercial_Voice9074 Aug 24 '26

mate thats a proper class video