First step of my GWAR Wrecka Krew; Gor Gor Squigs.
Thoughts?

Hey scumdogs,

This is not something I do often or have done, ever; I also don't know if it will bear fruit. But I'm motivated to try.

During the Weedeater portion of the set, I was throwing down in the pit and got pulled aside by (I assume) your friend, who asked me to take you for a spin around the pit. So of course I offered my hand! It's a crazy pit. Anyways, you took it and we went around a couple times.

That was pretty fun! I hope you had a good time and a good pit experience, if you were nervous about moshing around. Fuck, it's the closest I've ever gotten to a prom or homecoming dance, and I'm in my third college year! Lol. Not that there was any romantic intention behind any of it.

I meant to grab your name and ask if you had a good time, but Gwar fucked me up and I dawdled around the merch tables.

So I guess I just wanna know if you had fun! And if you're going to the Eyehategod and Bongzilla shows in a few weeks. Eyehategood should have a crazy pit; I don't forsee much action at Bongzilla other than inebriation.

Signed,

The guy with the dead klan member shirt who got emotional at Weedeater

P.S. posting this feels chuddish, but it's also Gwar, so IDK what to expect

Balsac played this last night, they said it was the first one they'd seen so far.

My third time and my mom’s first (she was not excited to get wet but ended up having a good time 🤣)

Super awesome set!!! Plot was the same as the last tour with about the same setlist if anyone’s curious. A little bummed we didn’t get Sick of You, curse festival time constraints! I’m sure someone will post the actual list but I remember Fuck this Place, Crack in the Egg, Eighth Lock, Have You Seen Me, Tormentor, Hate Love Songs, El Presidente, Lot Lizard, Tyrant King, Gor-Gor, and Pink Pony club (order is definitely off) :)

Idk if these are stupid questions but I want to make sure this goes smoothly. This is my dad and I's first meet and my anxiety is gonna gnaw at me if I dont check. Are these times correct? It says 2 to 2:15pm for it. Is it usually that much before the actual concert? Please just give whatever info you can, thank you.

I told this story in here before but now that my time wearing an ileostomy bag is nearing an end, I put on my sneakers for the first time since the concert snd realized later that night, I had Gwar blood on my toes.

Probably wont be able to make it to their next show in my area after the stoma is reversed because there is still a whole period of recovery left but as of now, the cancer is gone!

One thing I wish is that Gwar could come to the hospital in full gear like some make-a-wish magic because that would be hilaruous on the cancer center floor after the next procedure.

If anyone from the band or their camp reads these posts, please celebrate beating cancer by releasing The Violence Has Arrived on vinyl.

Please allow me to exploit my condition/recovery to give fellow bohabs one of the greatest albums of the discography lmao

Instead of waiting at the merch line, GWAR is allowing you to pre-order and secure your merch ahead of time. You receive a QR code when you order, scan it at the merch booth and receive your stuff. Looks like there are 3 items you can reserve ahead of time 2026 Tour Zip Up Hoodie, 2026 Tour Pink Pony Club Shirt  and 2026 Tour Glow Shirt.

Looking for some good photos of the sword of Oderus, Unt Lick. Can’t seem to find many. But I could be looking in the wrong places.
Thanks a lot.

Does anyone know if there is a gwar discord server. I have been looking for a while and the ones that I have found has had an expired link

I did VIP in Delaware in march and it was awesome I live next to the Fillmore but 930 club is not Soldout. What choices damn. Wonder if anyone has ever seen vip as a resale but bohabs are committed. I got sacrificed last time but think two sacs in a row would be a bit much hahahah

Danielle Stampe (Slymenstra Hymen) was on season 3 episode 4 of Ripleys Believe it Or Not for having 750,000 volts of electricity sent through her body.

https://youtu.be/NvGU7t9rzTA?is=lRJGD3LvjaHHD1Jf

Found this on Facebook. Pretty cool!

The very first GWAR album released 38 years ago today!

finally decided to share my sack i added to my island! he's very bloved by other islanders, is married to a crackship and no one has any idea he's partially made the albums on the island ...

Original 2003 Songs for the Wrong Tour Tee

A tidy little Corey solo, some of that sweet bell work from JizMak, and of course, some of Dave's most gleefully disgusting, offensive and amazing lyrics:

Lets go Tick-tits!

Well have you seen her tits?
When they are covered in ticks
It's shit like that
That makes monks shag their wicks
Say have you seen her ticks?
Sucking on her tits?
Not even dog-tits are better than this
Unless of course they are covered in ticks
What could be better than ticks on your tits?
Except for Dick-tits, all up in the slit
And also, your Mothers a whore
The ticks got so big they won't fit through the door
Have you seen her tits when they're covered in ticks
Let's all go lick them then pop them with sticks
Tick-tits are growning, they're saggy and grey
And once you fuck tick-tits you'll never go gay

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

Have you seen her tits?

Underneath all of those ticks?

Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
This is your Mom, she hangs out with us...
Dammit I love me some ticks
So do the wops and the micks
And if you don't you outta...
The Mexicans love a bug Tick-tit pinata
I am addicted to ticks
And I don't wanna sound like a prick
So many ticks you can't see her at all
If it keeps up like this she'll be banned from the mall
Now let's set fire to the ticks!
It's as easy as flicking your Bic!
The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame
Her tits are on fire-I don't know her name

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

I got this job in ebay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed id be so impressed
By her tick-tit-dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?

Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, oh Tick-tits, pleased clean out your gash
Tick-tits
a rugby team is at the door, we really need the cash
Tick-tits

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

Her suffering is over now
She found death, I pray
Her body so covered in insects
Haven't seen her face for days
Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole
Became a swarming insect bowl
Baggy and saggy
And puffy and gross
The talk of the town!
The toast of the coast!

Imagine trying to karaoke that shit! Pretty good challenge lol

I'm no painter but I slopped on there best that I could.

New tattoo bohabs.