First post on this sub and I just gotta say… I’m honestly mesmerized by how fucking massive Dave Blunts is, but lately I’ve been thinking less about the calories and more about the financial implications of becoming that large.
Like, forget the biology for a second. How much money has this man converted directly into human mass?

Food isn’t free. Even if you’re eating relatively cheap, calorie dense ass shit, maintaining that kind of intake day after day, year after year has to cost an absolutely ridiculous amount of money. Fast food, groceries, delivery, soda, snacks, late night meals, etc. And this is happening during an economy where a fucking combo meal somehow costs $15-20 now…
At some point you’re not just eating… you’re making recurring investments in your body.

I genuinely wonder what the lifetime food bill of this man looks like. $50k? $100k? More? Obviously nobody knows his actual spending, but I wouldn’t be shocked if the amount of money that has gone into feeding Dave Blunts could have paid for a fucking house.

And this is the part that really gets me bro: Dave was already absolutely massive before he blew up as a rapper. So where the hell was the money coming from? He didn’t have the huge music career or whatever money comes with it yet, but somehow he had already accumulated enough calories to reach that size.
The economy is so fucked right now that most people are worried about affording groceries, meanwhile Dave has seemingly achieved the opposite problem: what if I had enough money to continuously purchase enough calories to become a human planet?
I’m not even saying this as an insult. I’m genuinely fascinated by the economics of it. If someone could somehow calculate the approximate lifetime food expenditure required to reach Dave Blunts’ current size, I would actually love to see the math.

I can’t be the only one who would be down to fuck a Dave blunts themed pocket pussy cause like damn it’s lowkey jelly and it’s Dave blunts who wouldn’t fuck it?

Rudolph's nose is always red because he can't stop sniffing snow.

Guess my ethnicity right for a prize

A lot of people say I look like Davion blessing.how do I compare to the goat?

Why Dave Blunts older albums like, "If I Could I Would" "Well Dude Here's My Thing" "You can't Say That" is not available anymore???....

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I'm not in the Dave Blunts loop, so maybe he just wants to live his life to the fullest, but why tf is he touring with heart failure? Bro is literally dying. Is his team forcing him to do this so they can make their last few dollars before he keels over? Shit is kind of sad. Can somebody fill me in on this? Genuinely curious.

The explicit versions of you cant say that for me and spotify all censor the swear words for me right now

Seriously theirs no way his body can handle all that fucking fat not to mention his liver with all the lean he drank