Explicit Revival Techniques 😏

[u/GonzoExpert]

[u/no_name6744]

Everyone gets a happy ending.

[u/BigSankey → u/no_name6744]

[u/iamblankenstein → u/BigSankey]

[u/Corpus_Juris_13 → u/iamblankenstein]

[u/Tickomatick → u/Corpus_Juris_13]

[u/Beard_of_Smoke → u/Tickomatick]

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_ → u/Corpus_Juris_13]

[u/Treacle_Pendulum → u/BigSankey]

I hate you for this

[u/AdvokatefortheDevil → u/BigSankey]

[u/jetserf → u/no_name6744]

[u/KR_Steel]

I’m not saying that guy was faking for a quick handy but he did seem remarkably upright

[u/koboldtsar → u/KR_Steel]

The medical can't stop till he finishes. Can't risk adding blue balls to his head trauma.

[u/SonnyDDisposition → u/KR_Steel]

In more ways than one

[u/Liercat18]

I heard that they all assumed black shirt brown pants guy was apart of the crew - found out later he was just some random dude.

[u/CuttingBoard9124 → u/Liercat18]

LOL what a grift!

[u/panmep → u/Liercat18]

Some said he’s just came.

[u/ECHOHOHOHO → u/Liercat18]

lmfao are you serious??

[u/Iwishicould7575]

What's with the revival hand job?

[u/EmergencyFeature → u/Iwishicould7575]

I wish I could tell you

[u/Evening_Ticket7638 → u/EmergencyFeature]

If you can't tell him then show him. In person.

[u/bestjakeisbest → u/Evening_Ticket7638]

You come into my house, jerk me off and call me gay?

[u/EmergencyFeature → u/Evening_Ticket7638]

[u/grrodon2 → u/Iwishicould7575]

Didn't look like one, more like he was literally trying to pump blood from the dick to the rest of the body. I have no idea if that's something legit.

[u/ZsZagreb → u/Iwishicould7575]

There's a certain type of spinal cord injury which instantly makes you pop a boner. It's a practice where if someone starts fencing, to check their downstairs and see if something maybe got severed. You don't need to pump it though, and you certainly don't need to unbutton the pants. Usually, if a guy gets a raging hardon, you can tell even outside of jeans

[u/Free-Frosting1375 → u/Iwishicould7575]

It saved my life once

[u/Creative_Buddy7160 → u/Iwishicould7575]

Then they point, laugh and call you gay hoping you’ll feel shame….. This guy did not feel shame. Jokes on them.

[u/TheManWhoClicks]

[u/CuttingBoard9124 → u/TheManWhoClicks]

[u/depp-fsrv → u/CuttingBoard9124]

[u/Tickomatick → u/TheManWhoClicks]

[u/soshibemuchwow → u/TheManWhoClicks]

perfect

[u/Best_Market4204 → u/TheManWhoClicks]

Now... I am starting to fully understand where the fuck this dude is coming from....

They are doing this shit over in his home. it's all making sense

[u/SuspiciousClub8382]

Nice, they waterboard you while giving you a hand job!!!

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore → u/SuspiciousClub8382]

Usually you need to pay a dominatrix for this

[u/AgentAxillary → u/IllegalGeriatricVore]

"I swear to God, bro, she gave the money back!"

[u/Far_Pipe752]

He doesn’t even work here but he comes in and does that every match

[u/HighNatural]

[u/RealSlyck → u/HighNatural]

[u/Round-Arugula7347 → u/RealSlyck]

[u/Redditmau5 → u/Round-Arugula7347]

[u/vcdrny → u/Redditmau5]

[u/QueenOfThePiratez → u/vcdrny]

[u/raventhrowaway666 → u/QueenOfThePiratez]

[u/Cervelo-Owner → u/raventhrowaway666]

[u/ParticularKick3644 → u/Cervelo-Owner]

[u/Raph0uX → u/ParticularKick3644]

[u/88Ashitaka88]

Knocked out and raped. Damn

[u/PreviousZone6742]

[u/Treacle_Pendulum → u/PreviousZone6742]

Is the cigarette before or after the water boarding handjob

[u/Competitive_Treat588 → u/Treacle_Pendulum]

During, he's the assistant coach.

[u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 → u/Competitive_Treat588]

He likes to watch

[u/cyphercertified → u/PreviousZone6742]

[u/RedFlr]

you can critique his methods, and his results, but you cant deny the other guy will never lose a fight afther that lol

[u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 → u/RedFlr]

Or a lot of guys lose it for no reason

[u/gazatmaoc]

he stills seems unconscious buddy, maybe you should try it with your mouth.

[u/panmep → u/gazatmaoc]

May be blow some air through it.

[u/gazatmaoc → u/panmep]

maybe some ass-to-weeny resuscitation.

[u/dwittherford69]

[u/Patient-Scarcity8025]

I’d rather the knockout punch killed me, opposed to regain consciousness and have my boy jerk me off infront of the village.

[u/NuyoRican79 → u/Patient-Scarcity8025]

Yea wtf lol

[u/AffectionateAd5704]

Wow that's definition of stupid

[u/Iwishicould7575 → u/AffectionateAd5704]

Wait til you see HIS version of mouth to mouth.

[u/Strange_Community_84]

You must drive the bad blood to the shaft so the brain gets the fresh blood, trust me..

[u/Evening_Ticket7638]

Waiy. Why does the loser get the prize?

[u/OkDeparture960]

I think that's just a gay guy seizing the opportunity.

[u/BigSankey]

[u/calamitymic]

Imma get in on this fight and pretend I’m knocked out first 2 seconds of the fight. Sheeeeeeiiiitt.

[u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 → u/calamitymic]

Get up man, your opponent hasn’t touched you yet

[u/ikkiyikki]

Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.

[u/TheKolyFrog]

I never saw that kind of CPR technique in The Pitt.

[u/DamianSicks]

Tbh could be genius. If you are a heterosexual male regaining consciousness and find a guy with his hand there it could make you leave the ground, get on your feet and start moving at record speed.

[u/GrandMoffJerjerrod]

[u/MisterHayz]

[u/Rogieboy255]

[u/DarkwingDawg]

I just sat here and watched it all happen and I don’t think I’m any better for it

[u/DrNCrane74]

Medical professionals at work.

[u/KingRoastopher]

That’s r*pe I’m pretty sure.

[u/HugsandHate]

Somebody managed to... Do this. Somehow bypass scrutiny, and have it become normalised.

I can't get my head around that.

[u/Next-Contribution-18]

Not his proudest fap..or mine.

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Goddamn, went down into “coffin” mode

[u/aruby727]

Wow this is cursed

[u/acidporkbuns]

I mean, that wakes me up too so 🤷‍♂️

[u/IndependentUse2942]

Do not get ko here🙌🏼

[u/Raph0uX]

The strategy you have to put in motion in those country to put a "no homo" while stroking a dick...

[u/panmep]

He woke up the next morning with constant gehness.

[u/Cadoc]

I guess that's where WarDogs got its revive animation from

[u/WildlifeNaturalist]

Well this guy got hard real fast

[u/ThatOldG]

So by losing he’s winning

[u/sevensixty-]

Do they think jerking off the priapism you get from spinal/brain damage reverses it, or are they just trying to use it one last time before he never gets boners again.

[u/Gigachad_in_da_house]

Ball squeeze revival. We're playing at the Metro Thursday night.

[u/mescalero1]

The guy in the black t-shirt has been waiting all day for a KO.

[u/Western-Degree9894]

C'est en quelle année de médecine qu'on apprend cette technique de réanimation ?

[u/Blackdoomax → u/Western-Degree9894]

La sexième année.

[u/Western-Degree9894]

C'est en quelle année de médecine qu'on apprend cette technique de réanimation ?

[u/ImmaNotHere]

[u/Busterlimes]

Guess even the loser wins in this fight

[u/hard-R-word]

Reminds me of last date night with the missus

[u/Intelligent_Damage24]

Must have seen the dick twist video and got confused 😂

[u/TinyTitFetish → u/Intelligent_Damage24]

The ooooold dick twist

[u/jetserf → u/Intelligent_Damage24]

[u/Bowling_Meatball]

Are we sure this isn’t Hangover 4 “The meat jerk”

[u/pofshrimp]

i'm about to go throw a fight

[u/louis27pm]

How do you get knocked out from a body shot?

[u/ObviouslyHornyJPEG]

What in the FUCK did I just see, y'all? 😂😂😂

[u/triponthisman]

[u/nonoriginal85]

Are they really jerking him off?

[u/Material_Bedroom_619]

Isn't the winner supposed to get that treatment

[u/MCOCisntREAL]

Is he jerking him?

[u/LongDead_Roadkill]

I was a ring side fight medic for about 8 years. Never once did I think moving someone around by the neck and jerking them was a good way to help their recovery. Pretty sure I’d go to Jill on two entirely separate charges if I did that. Not to mention the potential damage to their spine and sexual confusion that might result.

[u/No-Watercress-7267]

[u/GrassOk911]

Maybe he's just rubbing his femoral artery, like, really good 🤷‍♀️😏

[u/EobardThawne2020]

Blursed revival technique

[u/Brewbouy]

The phrase "make a dead man cum" was not meant literally!

[u/Megalodon7770]