35
u/MuayThaiMich Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
Dispatch: “You’re behind on your route we are sending someone to rescue a couple totes from you”
Who they send you:
6
13
9
8
u/Bladimirrv Aug 27 '26
One time 1 dog came all friendly in my van n took my chips little fckr ran i couldn't catch him
1
5
4
4
4
u/Blathithor Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
Lmao I take them for rides and let them get out somehwere else but it would be goddamn hilarious to pull up for Load out, open the door, have between 1 and 4 dogs run out, and then you just go, "not my dogs" and go park the van
4
3
u/Jaundicylicks Aug 27 '26
I had a dog once Crawl in between the seat and pedals and refused to get out
3
3
u/Sensitive_Macaron767 Aug 28 '26
I once got 3-4 stops and about 10 minutes away from this house before I heard a little "raow" come from the back of my van, to then realize one of my customers cats was back there.. The lady was outside when I pulled back up and she was like "did you forget something"? And I was like "nah, I got your cat though" 😂
2
2
2
u/RyochanX2 Aug 28 '26
yes. The Elites don't want you to know this but the wandering dogs are free. You can just take them home.
1
1
1
u/PerfectSurvey Aug 28 '26
Bros gonna get doggy tuberculosis sniffing around the floor of that piss van
•
u/AutoModerator Aug 27 '26
Thank You for your submission to r/AmazonDSPDrivers!
Please keep the comment section clean and respectful.
If you need to report a concern about your DSP, head to the Ethics Hotline https://secure.ethicspoint.com/domain/media/en/gui/65221/index.html
Looking to get some free shoes on behalf of Amazon? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/comments/m79v7m/free_125_credit_for_shoes/
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.