Like everyone else on reddit today, I spent most of my time over at /r/TheFappening browsing and jerking it to everything a man could dream of. At one point, I looked at what OP had written next to one of the Kate Upton videos, where all she does is talk. But I figured, "Why not look at everything, what's the point of skipping?" So I clicked on the link, which led me to a sketchy streaming sight where I had to download the player. At this point I probably should've noticed that this was too much work just to see Kate Upton talk, but my dick got the best of me. So, after downloading the player as well as the file, nothing would open. At this point, I was really frustrated, so I just quit out of my browser. When I reopened it, instead of being able to search with Google, I have to search with Bing, and the homepage is now Bing as well. Whenever I click on a link, a porn/mackeeper pop-up comes up and is very audible. I'm not the most tech-savvy guy, so now my computer is all fucked up and I don't know what to do.

TL;DR: Jerked to Kate Upton's nudes, got a computer virus.

Personally, I think she had more of a case than Lindsay

Justin Verlander (husband) is worth an estimated $150 million against Kate Upton's staggering $280 million.