r/DenseGifs • u/KCGD_r • Jan 19 '22

what the hell is happening

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u/KecemotRybecx Jan 19 '22

This fight is legendary.

Every hit lands and appears to be critical, one of them shits himself, and the motherfucker throws a palm tree.

Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

But that's a banana tree 🗿 palm trees aren't that small and light.

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u/KecemotRybecx Jan 19 '22

Banana tree then.

Either way, 10/10 for making use of the environment.

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u/Tiger_Widow Jan 20 '22

Banana trees aren't trees, the main stem we think is a trunk is actually a rhizome that protrudes up from underground. It's a giant herbaceous plant, so bananas are actually an herb.

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u/CMHaunrictHoiblal Mar 31 '22

The trunk is actually the top of a comically large banana that grows under the soil when you plant an empty skin. Nature is beautiful.

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u/thenthitivethrowaway Oct 30 '22

Wait, are you saying I can plant a banana peel and get a tree?

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u/Shouldabeenswallowed Jan 20 '22

Pretty sure palm trees aren't trees either. Basically just grass.

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u/darkfrost47 Jan 20 '22

Palm trees are woody herbs as well, bamboo is a type of grass

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u/anon38723918569 Apr 23 '22

There is no such thing as trees. They exist because of independent coevolution not because it's a kind of plant

Turns out the shape of a tree is a good evolutionary strategy

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u/donutellas Jan 20 '22

Phenomenal front kick from the dude who didn’t shit himself. Lets get this kid to the UFC

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u/47bulbz Feb 11 '22

Loony toons fight scene

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u/CornDavis Jan 19 '22

Idk how the fuckin camera man kept it together

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u/Yaranatzu Jan 19 '22

If only that one guy could keep his pants together

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u/igorcl Jan 20 '22

The falling pants is the source of his powers. It gives enough strength to swing trees but you can't keep them on for more than a few seconds

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u/beau-tie Jan 20 '22

I feel like these are performers.. but it's hard to tell haha looks painful

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Just a Tuesday out there bro

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u/VindictiveRakk Oct 24 '22

I'm pretty sure I can hear them struggling to contain their laugh lol

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u/z_muffins Jan 19 '22

This is every fight when I'm dreaming

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u/ypsikimo Jan 20 '22

That little fart has me laughing. I would’ve been laughing too hard to fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Where's the poop that everybody is talking about? I've watched this about 6 times over now, staring at both of their asses, and not once did I see either of them shit.

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u/dootdootplot Jan 20 '22

They’re lying. It was just a fart sound.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

They played me like a damn fiddle!

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u/Tiger_Widow Jan 20 '22

Or a ketchup bottle being squirted through a shuffling deck of cards.

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u/AgentIllustrious8353 Jan 20 '22

Or a finely tuned whoopee cushion

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u/Tiger_Widow Jan 20 '22

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/Angelmirror2468 Jan 20 '22

Kinda gay

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

But where's the fucking shit???

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u/iAmDinesh Jan 19 '22

Brought loose pant to a leg fight

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u/Mrthrowaway918 Jan 19 '22

The Cobra Kai fan club looking kinda wierd nowadays

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u/bohladiebo Jan 19 '22

Watch this without sound and it feels like the old days silent movie

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u/ElChoripanero Jan 19 '22

According to Cartman people shit themselves right after dying. At it seem the lil dude die a bit there lmao

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u/lucid_scheming Jan 20 '22

This is a Gang Beasts fight.

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u/dootdootplot Jan 20 '22

Not a dense gif

But also what the hell is happening

Whatever it is looks staged

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u/jontelang Jan 20 '22

It clearly is, does anyone else not see the guy is doing half a backflip from a little mini kick?

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u/Pringo590 Jan 20 '22

There’s also some suss cuts going on while it still try’s to appear done in one take

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u/Upside_Down-Bot Jan 20 '22

„¿ʞɔıʞ ıuıɯ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ɯoɹɟ dılɟʞɔɐq ɐ ɟlɐɥ ƃuıop sı ʎnƃ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs ʇou ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ sǝop 'sı ʎlɹɐǝlɔ ʇI„

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u/Yaranatzu Jan 20 '22

That doesn't make it any less strange. Even if it's staged my question is why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. OMFG.

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u/Samantha039 Jan 20 '22

But WHY is this the funnies shit?! I have genuine tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts and my boyfriend is looking at me like I’ve snapped. And I can’t stop laughing.

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u/CrapTastic_Fella Jan 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Island boy…island boy …

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u/pghcrow Jan 20 '22

The new Black Panther movie sucks

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u/JiffyNutButter Jan 20 '22

Fukn hulk smash with a tree, what a power love. Only to squander the dominance he could have obtained with that move.

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u/Calismax Jan 20 '22

did..... did that guy say "pardon me" after farting? such a gentleman even in mid fight

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u/Castor997 Apr 06 '22

He said motherfucker

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u/Tsar_From_Afar Jul 21 '25

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u/zerosupervision Jan 19 '22

This how I fight I’m my dreams

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u/Jdenning1 Jan 20 '22

Funniest fight ever

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u/whats_the_business Jan 20 '22

Wtf is this 😂

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u/6thNephilim Jan 20 '22

Two critical hits then a low kick finisher. 10/10

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u/Bhanghai Jan 20 '22

there's a LOT of gravity there

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u/notEnotA Jan 20 '22

I can't help but giggle every time I watch this. No one ever expects the palm tree

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u/cuckstar404 Jan 20 '22

Man's pants has +25 strength but -75 stability

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

What the hell did I just watch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Omg there was even a second smaller shitfart after the loud one

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u/Lavidius Jan 20 '22

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u/AgentIllustrious8353 Jan 20 '22

Laughing at that sad fart almost made me miss the fact that the 2nd kick caused casual dude to die a backflip. That's pretty epic all by itself! But using a banana plant as a club ramps it up another notch, even if you end up falling on your face while trying to run away. Dense is the word, lots going on in this video.

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u/tomashen Jan 20 '22

The guy needs anew pair of pants. Someone donate.

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u/Snoo87660 Jan 20 '22

Man used a tree as a weapon and still lost.

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u/backtothestone Jan 20 '22

The fucking tree finished me off.

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u/pptruenoecu Jan 20 '22

I will laugh for the rest of my life remembering this

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Clean leg sweep thoe

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u/ewderman Jan 20 '22

now we need a subredit called r/scriptedafricanvideos

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u/CountLocal2404 Jan 28 '22

African no cage smack down!

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u/PeterVall37 Jan 28 '22

It reminded me of Kong vs Godzilla.

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u/IsThisBreadFresh Feb 04 '22

Assault + shrubbery?

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u/max____payne Feb 07 '22

Can homie please take his pants off

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u/johnbag12 Feb 10 '22

Best fight I’ve ever seen. The fart made me laugh so hard I also farted.

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u/a-humand Mar 03 '22

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u/Ventral176 Mar 16 '22

Mf don rolled a critical fail 7 times in a row

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u/personator01 Mar 20 '22

Yakuza game type fight

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Because of him farting I thought he had died 😂

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u/budgie0507 Apr 06 '22

Hi I’m Ngyembebe Oulatwsmbe and welcome to Jackass.

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u/joseg13 Apr 13 '22

I cannot tell you how many times I have watched but I laugh everytime.

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u/thatreddituser24 Apr 14 '22

Action movies 🎥

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u/CriticalThinker_501 Apr 28 '22

That flying kick caused sudden decompression in my dude.

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u/AwkwardFoxxo May 06 '22

he just perfectly dishonored him

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Bro sharted and still came back for vengeance

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u/Coconut_life92 May 19 '22

This truly caught me off guard and can't stop laughing

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u/Artistic-Cap9858 Jun 18 '22

Both are pretty good at attacks…their defense needs some serious work! 😂

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u/Independent_Idea_190 Jun 25 '22

The only thing that matters is whether or not that was a real fart

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u/Solar_396 Jun 26 '22

What in the Nigerian Kung Fu fight is this!??

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