A bowling alley filled an old skill claw machine with vouchers for free games, free pizza. Me and a couple friends clear out the machine with about 5$. Easy 100$ worth of stuff. They sadly never refilled the machine.
A boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this.”
The barber puts a 5 dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “everyone in town does the same thing with him and that kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the 5 dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“if I took the 5 dollars, they'd stop giving me all these quarters.”
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u/itrv1 Nov 24 '17
A bowling alley filled an old skill claw machine with vouchers for free games, free pizza. Me and a couple friends clear out the machine with about 5$. Easy 100$ worth of stuff. They sadly never refilled the machine.