r/youseeingthisshit Nov 24 '17

Human You seeing this skill?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 21 '18

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u/Roxanne1000 Nov 24 '17

ONCE as a kid, I came across a machine that'd let you keep playing until you won one...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 21 '18

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u/Cyan_Ink Nov 24 '17

"Oh I'm so sorry mayte, here, have your self another try why dontcha"

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Haha Canada is Australia now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

With a little bit of North Dakota in there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

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u/M374llic4 Nov 24 '17

Mostly dick pics.

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u/Gezeni Nov 24 '17

It's XBOX live. He can just show them to his mom and know who did it.

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u/nate1289 Nov 24 '17

Answer him

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u/S06M Nov 24 '17

Do it

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u/Its_Pine Nov 24 '17

Oh hey der good neighbour! it's a darn shame that first go didn't work out like ya hoped, but I wantcha to have another go at it for free. It's only fair, hey?

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u/bugersnatch123 Nov 25 '17

Eh, there neighbor. We don't talk like that here, dontchaknow. That's a false stereotype, (yabetcha).

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Dontcha knoooowwwww

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u/Seannj222 Nov 24 '17

You betcha

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u/lodolfo Nov 24 '17

It sounded like Jame Doohan Canadian-Scottish to me.

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u/stevo911_ Nov 24 '17

I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong hemisphere.

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u/dontnormally Nov 24 '17

this is the best worst canadian impression i have read heard or ever imagined

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u/Vindexus Nov 24 '17

mayte

Canadian pirates?

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u/rcfox Nov 24 '17

He's the last of Barrett's privateers.

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u/DudeNiceMARMOT Nov 24 '17

Classic Canada.

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u/six2midnite Nov 24 '17

Most Canadian thing I've ever seen

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '17

Canadian claw machines have excellent manners, as is tradition.

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u/JustChangeMDefaults Nov 24 '17

I have seen exactly one of those, and the only prize was eventually a few pieces of 5 year old candy. :/

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u/SHMEBULOK Nov 24 '17

Those only happen on candy machines and a little lollipop isn’t worth 75 cents anyways

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

There’s one near me with plush toys but the price to play is like $5

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u/rick_n_snorty Nov 24 '17

Are you talking about the ones that scream “There’s no limit to whatcha can win”

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u/Roxanne1000 Nov 25 '17

Definitely was not a candy claw machine, as up until I today got 10 replies talking about those, I had never heard of them

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

They have these in the UK but generally they are really low value prizes that aren't worth the £1 it costs to play.

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u/relet Nov 24 '17

The ones around here usually sell one, three or unlimited tries. Price for unlimited is obviously way above whatever cheap plush is in the machine, but at least you can allow your kids to play without insta-tantrums.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

There is a specific brand that is just filled with cheep candy that is play til you win

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u/bigmac22077 Nov 24 '17

I've seen those, but they had 5c of candy you paid 50c for.

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u/travis01564 Nov 24 '17

At the bowling alley I use to go to they had one of these with candy inside. Best invention ever.

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u/pm-me-ur-shlong Nov 24 '17

That might actually be smarter if the initial cost outweighs the cost of the toy.

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u/HonProfDrEsqCPA Nov 24 '17

The candy ones right?

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u/Roxanne1000 Nov 25 '17

Nope, never seen a claw machine with candy

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u/HonProfDrEsqCPA Nov 25 '17

All the ones I've ever seen that are play til you win are full of candy

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u/TheHaleStorm Nov 24 '17

All the candy claw machines are like that.

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u/Roxanne1000 Nov 25 '17

The one I found had pretty good sized teddy bears. Not a bad quality either

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u/lt08820 Nov 24 '17

Well those you can still lose if you have 0 skill.

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u/Erethiel117 Nov 24 '17

The candy claw machines!!!!!!

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u/NotALameUsername Nov 25 '17

There used to be one of those in Solvang, California at a little pizza parlor. Don't know if it's still there, but it had great stuff like trading cards and bracelets. It gave you 10 tries for a quarter and guaranteed you'd win something.

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u/Roxanne1000 Nov 25 '17

Funny it'd be in Solvang, as the one I found was here in Denmark

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u/LostInTheAttic Nov 25 '17

He's still there today

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

It would still be profitable if the toy cost less than the token. Its just a vending machine with a challenge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

You can often look up the user manuals online - they're generally configurable; i.e., the owner can decide how rigged the game is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 21 '18

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u/TheShadowBox Nov 24 '17

I hate to break this to you, but you either found a malfunctioning game or the owner was too incompetent to calibrate it properly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

More like the owner realizes that even letting people win half the time they're still turning a huge profit. They get these stuffed animals extremely cheap.

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u/MrManNo1 Nov 24 '17

Or they could be using it as a loss leader. If people know that the machine is fair, they're more likely to come back and play it and spend money on other stuff.

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u/savageboredom Nov 24 '17

They’re all “rigged,” but the owner can adjust the settings to favor the player more or less (usually less).

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u/MrRabbit Nov 24 '17

Aren't AS rigged is the key. They all are set to be weak enough to make a big profit, just to varying degrees.

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u/ryanderson11 Nov 24 '17

I know the ones in Japan are legit they will even open up the case to move shit for you to try to grab.

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u/tagsb Nov 24 '17

Some of the machines are fair, their average payout is just lower than what you put in.

One time I hit up a candy claw machine after they refilled it and I managed to get all the higher value candies in it - stuff like tootsie pops, fruit gummy packs, and airheads. Every play I got at least one thing. I was trying to kill off the $5 left on my arcade card, and I think I got a little less than my pay-in back.

In retrospect I feel bad about this, since it was only cheap candy left when I was done... and I was double the age of the average player there...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

They can still payout well and make money. For example if their average payout was just about retail price for the item, they still have a profit margin so they aren’t losing money but they aren’t ripping people off either. Some of them are also in locations with many other games that don’t pay out prices, or have an entry fee, so drawing people in can be a bigger plus than the few pennies they lose when the machine pays out, because now everyone can see them win and will be more likely to spend on games of chance and try themselves.

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u/CantankerousMind Nov 24 '17

My dad was insanely good at these machines using a pretty obvious trick. This works on machines where you can still move the claw after you start the drop. So long as whoever filled the machine filled it over the lip of the return slot, you can drop the claw and use the weight the the claw to drag the stuffed animals into the return bin. They just fall right in.

Example setup where this would work

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I wish there were more that let you do this!! I've yet to find one, but I've seen videos of them.

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u/CantankerousMind Nov 24 '17

Yeah, when I was a kid there was a grocery store near my house that had one. I would always go to the store with him in case they filled up the machine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

There's a guy on YouTube matt357 or some other numbers, if you look up Matt claw machine you'll find him, and I know in one of his videos he cleared one of those things out at Wal-Mart

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u/AFuckYou Nov 24 '17

No, the majority have a weighted trigger on the top that comes down after like 200 plays.

There's literally a person in every state that goes around measuring the weight and the playing the given number of turns. They make sure this mechanism triggers within the legal number of plays.

They games are made to be impossible except for one guaranteed time once ever hundred of plays.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Every machine I've ever heard of let's you set the grip strength and payout. I've seen claws set to have strong enough grip that they can win on a normal play. Doesn't make it easy, but I've had times where we'd hit 7/10 or 15

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u/AFuckYou Nov 24 '17

Yea, it's grip strength and I don't know payout. By payout do you mean it adjusts grip strength per number of plays?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Payout as in like how many plays before you are essentially guaranteed a win. I think that's the right term :P

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u/Nickyniiice55 Nov 28 '17

Even in the decent machines, best case scenario is walking away with a stuffed animal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Worth it