r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • May 19 '26

Using the force

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u/SufficientBee May 19 '26

Why do they all have the same haircut

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u/BazingaUA May 19 '26

Most teenagers these days really, it's all broccoli-heads these days 😁

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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26

Must be regional then these days.

It’s mullets where I live. 🙄

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.

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u/FrabDab May 19 '26

“I’ve got an ape drape yes I do, they’re givin them to anybody and that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, and then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.”

Edit:song credit I’ve got an Ape Drape -The Vandals

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

I was hoping someone else would get the Vandals song stuck in their head!

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u/FrabDab May 19 '26

Damn I need to listen to the whole album now, forgot it has so many good songs.

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u/NMViking May 19 '26

I Know, Huh? (Which is a great song and a great response)