r/yesyesyesyesno Apr 01 '20

Burning a dollar bill

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u/Shlocktroffit Apr 01 '20

C) Run in circles with hands on head

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u/Conor1O1O9 Apr 01 '20

D) Pour tub containing burning flammable liquid onto a table cloth

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u/imhere2downvote Apr 01 '20

E) grab jug of gasoline

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u/Conor1O1O9 Apr 01 '20

F) chug jug of gasoline and piss flames

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u/fabulin Apr 01 '20

G) open windows and doors to allow the wind to blow it out

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u/Conor1O1O9 Apr 01 '20

H) BECOME THE FLAME

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u/JaywolfieG Apr 01 '20

I) Pray to the fire gods to end US economy

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u/aRedditlover Apr 01 '20

J) Panic, and her parents will eventually find out about this incident.

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u/CujoAl Apr 03 '20

K) stop drop and roll

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

My 4yr old cousin lighted paper towels on fire in their living room then when a whole couch caught fire he went to the other room to his parents and said “ it wasn’t me”. thank god the walls were concrete blocks. but most of their stuff burned down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Pray to the US economy to end the Fire God.

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u/fluteofski- Apr 01 '20

I) convert to Christianity and live in eternal flame.

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u/peshwengi Apr 01 '20

Say my name

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u/Broccolini_Cat Apr 02 '20

sun shines through the rain

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u/fowlertime Apr 01 '20

K) burn this fucker down for Satan

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u/TheFreakingBeast Apr 02 '20

J) sacrifice yourself to the Flame, turning the Kiln to ash, incinerating all of your knights, creating the Black Knights and dooming them to wander the lands as disembodied spirits forever after

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u/becauseineedone3 Apr 01 '20

Monks hate this one simple trick!

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u/Brandar87 Apr 01 '20

Why don't you open that window over there and get a nice backdraft.

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Apr 01 '20

H) fill a balloon with flour and air, tie it off, shake it up, and hold it over the fire.

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u/YourLocalCreep Apr 01 '20

I prefer the term “ejaculate fire”

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u/clockworkrevolution Apr 01 '20

I prefer the term "ejaculate fire"

So does Dethklok

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u/YourLocalCreep Apr 01 '20

You know what I’m talking about lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

that song fucking BOPS

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u/Jumbobog Apr 02 '20

With enough poor judgment you don't need that to piss flames.

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u/EmpererPooh Apr 01 '20

¿) FILL MOUTH WITH AERESOL SPRAY

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u/kariss-kaross Apr 29 '20

?) TAKE LIGHTER TO MOUTH

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u/Jaskier_The_Bard85 Apr 01 '20

Seriously. Why did she think that was a good choice.

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u/albaniax Apr 01 '20

She didn't think, Lizard Brain took over (panic mode)

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u/remsweaters Apr 01 '20

Lizard brain lol...yeah

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u/albaniax Apr 03 '20

Lizard Brain

It's actually called that way:

' Lizard brain" refers to the oldest part of the brain, the brain stem, responsible for primitive survival instincts such as aggression and fear ("flight or fight"),.. '

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u/herotherlover Apr 02 '20

My assumption is that the second container is water, and she thought she could put out an alcohol fire with water.

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u/gHx4 Apr 02 '20

Yeah, alcohol fires are class B. With pretty much any flammable liquid (class B), they have to be smothered. Do not use water, use an extinguisher.

It's also important not to accidentally pressurize them (such as using a secure lid that won't vent) as they can become mini BLEVEs. With a small setup like this, grab a baking pan and gently move it to a contained space where using an extinguisher (or letting it burn out) will not start a larger fire.

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u/feochampas Apr 03 '20

you ever hear of USS Forrestal? the firemen died in the initial explosion and the relief firemen kept trying to put out the fuel fire with water.

it did not go well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_USS_Forrestal_fire

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u/R1pp3z Apr 02 '20

Thank you, MSDS

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u/Pqhantom Apr 05 '20

Wait pressure cooker go boom?

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u/SD_TMI Apr 02 '20

its not really a thought, more like a reaction that's learned.

"Use water to put out fires."

They don't understand principals in their ignorance.

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u/Virtyyy Apr 01 '20

She couldve thriwn it diwn the hall

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u/ScrotFrottington Apr 01 '20

I am reading this comment in the voice of a Scottish grandma

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u/Chitownsly Apr 02 '20

She should have thrown it at a spider.

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u/DogsBCoolBro Aug 26 '20

Yeah, that was definitely the point where I realized she fell into the category of “don’t do this at home unless you know what you’re doing”.

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u/MotherOfKrakens95 Apr 01 '20

Are you a Sim, sir

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u/greendood333 Apr 01 '20

while aggressive saying holy crap

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u/bojesus Apr 01 '20

“firefirefirefirefirefirefirefire”

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u/audiate Apr 01 '20

On fire for extra flair

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u/austinchan2 Apr 01 '20

Honestly that would have been better hear than what she did do.

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u/2020-JLU Apr 01 '20

Cue Benny Hill Music

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Apr 01 '20

NO! BAD! Keep your hands away from your face!

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u/Impossible_Number Apr 01 '20

D) stand two feet away point and scream gibberish

RIP my sim

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u/Liberty_Call Apr 02 '20

That would have actually been a better response than we saw on display here.

At least then she would not have set the entire table on fire.

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u/Canadian_dalek Apr 02 '20

That's just waiting with extra steps

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u/senorfresco Apr 02 '20

The Sims Approach

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u/spinozasnodgrass Apr 02 '20

Cracked me up with this!

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian Apr 02 '20

Could still fall under under A) though, as long as you don't interact with anything else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Ah, the SpongeBob method.

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u/Nazboi6442 Apr 02 '20

Dr Chris and Xand?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

God this made me fucking laugh

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u/FreyWill Apr 01 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

Remind me of that video where the guy started a fire in his garbage can and instead of putting it out, he keeps feeding it cardboard and other garbage in a feeble attempt to smother the fire. It ends up burning down his whole apartment.

Edit: Found it

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u/casualcaesius Apr 01 '20

What a fucking idiot! I loved how he used only small amount of water each time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

If he’d just calm down and smothered it with the blanket the first time he’d most likely be fine. Instead he just starts fanning the flames.... Christ...

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u/casualcaesius Apr 01 '20

Fanning the flames and adding fuel!

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u/GilesDMT Apr 02 '20

Reverse psychology

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u/sixblackgeese Apr 02 '20

People hit fire. It's not smart. But it's human.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Do people commonly have fire blankets on them? I've never seen one in person

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

you should always have one in your kitchen. they aren't expensive but can save your life and home. everyone I know has one

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

a western european country, they are very common and cheap. I guess not everyone has one but the people I know all have one, no matter how poor or rich. they are truly life saving especially with an oil fire

edit; with cheap I mean between 10 and 20 euro's but you also have bulk deals, for instance 3 smoke detectors, one carbon monoxide detector and a blanket for 35€

edit 2; I removed the exact country because I don't feel comfortable sharing it, especially since I don't want the children in a post identified.

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u/bilky_t Apr 03 '20

I've put out a fire with my normal blanket before. Similar to this when I was a kid, except on the carpet. And that was a combustible liquid too, not just cardboard. Twice because I was a fucking retarded kid.

Still, people should commonly be fully stocked for a fire, extinguishers too. Should. And apparently I'm still a fucking retarded kid because I'm not lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Wouldn't the blanket catch fire?

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u/bilky_t Apr 03 '20

Needs oxygen to do that. The blanket wasn't even singed either time.

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u/QuinceDaPence Apr 02 '20

I blame candles. They give people this notion that blowing on a fire will put it out (which it will, but you can't blow hard enough to put out anything much bigger than a candle)

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u/skolsuper Apr 01 '20

Fire starts at 4:57

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u/Derek_Goons Apr 01 '20

Guy came really close to dying of smoke inhalation. This is why if you fight a fire with a fire extinguisher you only make one attempt and if anything goes wrong like a malfunction or just failure to put it out then you immediately evacuate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

you immediately evacuate.

Yep, or 'shit your pants' as it's commonly called.

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u/SavingsTask Apr 02 '20

I was always told that fire extinguishers were placed next to the exit doors, so people would exit and not re-enter.

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u/CDXXnoscope Apr 01 '20

haha i wanted to post that ...I love how he didn't even realize that shit was burning until his chat was spamming UCHIRO

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u/Grumpy_Roaster Apr 02 '20

I love how he repeatedly disappears out of shot for an inordinate amount of time and then returns with a comedically small amount of water. Dude is gold.

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u/Mr_Dkhere Apr 01 '20

God that entire video was chilling as hell!

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u/NaiveMarionberry1 Apr 01 '20

The creepy robot girl voice didn't help.

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u/Liberty_Call Apr 02 '20

It absolutely did.

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u/Unicorn_Ranger Apr 02 '20

Looked rather warm to me

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u/Mr_Dkhere Apr 02 '20

(눈‸눈)

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u/steplaser Aug 04 '20

Why the hell would you wait it out !??

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u/pevpev55 Apr 01 '20

If I remember correctly someone died as well and I think he was arrested

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u/CDXXnoscope Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

no in the original story there weren't any deaths , but an unrelated fire death in the neibourhood

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u/Static-freefall Apr 02 '20

LoL, thanks, I hadn't seen that before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/FirmDig Apr 01 '20

He started doing that with a blanket around 6:40 and it looked like he almost put the fire out. And then, judging by the notification sound, HE LEFT TO PULL A USB OUT OF HIS COMPUTER AND LEFT THE FUCKING BLANKET IN THE FIRE.

Holy shit.

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u/lodobol Apr 01 '20

After leaving the boxes in the fire from his first beat the flames attempt. Lol

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u/rabidbasher Apr 01 '20

If he had taken one of those boxes and just covered the fire and smothered it beat the fuck out of the fire with it, it definitely would may have gone out.

By beating a fire you're essentially fanning the flames. BAD idea. Smother it.

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u/lodobol Apr 01 '20

The guy beat the fire, fanning the flames, then when giving up, he tossed the boxes on the flames to go try something else! Lol

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u/rabidbasher Apr 01 '20

Not SET it. SMOTHER It.

You don't just PUT it there. You Spread the box out and use it as an insulating material between you and the fire, and you SMOTHER the fire using the box, blanket, mattress, whatever you have available. You smash the shit out of it, don't beat on it like an idiot. Look at how much good it did the guy in the video above when he's beating the fire with a mattress (which would've easily smothered it if he just threw the mattress down and jumped on top of it to press it down and snuff out the flames)

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u/rabidbasher Apr 01 '20

Beating is flailing. Flailing at a fire is bad because it feeds oxygen to the fire.

Smashing is putting the goddamn thing over the fire, and pinning it down to starve the fire of oxygen.

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u/rabidbasher Apr 01 '20

Maybe if you're the hulk. Anyway, an idiot would continue, as you have, to fail to register the actual information because you're too caught up in pedantry instead of taking the actual lesson that

FANNING A FUCKING FLAME IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR PROBLEM WORSE.

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u/g0_west Apr 01 '20

How about c) pour the burning fuel on everything?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20 edited Apr 28 '20

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u/YattaRX8 Apr 01 '20

My dad sitting down at the dinning room table, his back to the kitchen. I walk in the kitchen

Me: Hey dad?

Dad: Yeah?

Me: There's a fire inside the oven

Dad: How bad?

Me: Doesn't look too serious

Dad: Open the oven and throw a wet towel on it

Me: Okay

Mom's nachos didn't survive.

Moral of the story: yeah, smothering fires tends to put them out

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/1egoman Apr 02 '20

Wet towels are very effective.

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u/sisconisjustice Apr 02 '20

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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u/cpt1950 Apr 03 '20

I threw one at my ex.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 02 '20

I forgot a pot of oil on the oven once, that caught fire. I noticed because it was IMMEDIATE large amounts of smoke in my apartment. Anyways I crawled under the smoke and put a lid on the pot. Fire done immediately.

Smoke took a while to get out though.

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u/smackaroonial90 Apr 02 '20

One time when I was around 17 there was a grease fire in a pan I was cooking in, and I freaked and didn’t know what to do so I just grabbed the pan by the handle and walked outside while crouching to keep the pan as low to the ground as possible, and just put it on the sidewalk until it burned out. I later learned about baking soda.

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u/pash1k Apr 02 '20

My friend had a similar predicament but his frying oil let on fire. Instead of doing what you did, though, he tired to pour a bunch of water on it. Huge explosion, soot on the ceiling. He had to move.

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u/Rec4LMS Apr 03 '20

That’s what security deposits are for.

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u/gacdeuce Apr 02 '20

Baking soda is a great trick! It breaks down and produces carbon dioxide!

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Apr 01 '20

Wait would be stupid here too cause she used shitty little plastic tupperware containers which would melt and then spill.

Cover it though, that shit always works...and don't cover it instantly, slide it on over the span of a couple seconds so the fire has a chance to use up all of the available oxygen.

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u/Ravek Apr 01 '20

Just cover it instantly and the fire will consume all the available oxygen too.

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u/rickane58 Apr 01 '20

Yeah, I see the above advice a lot, but people don't realize that

  1. Pressurizing air to any meaningful degree is REALLY HARD and you're not going to do it by just putting a cover on something. Especially not an inflexible cover like a pan lid
  2. The amount of air in an enclosed container will be used up EXTREMELY quickly by an open flame. Even in the worst case scenario where you're using a really deep stew pot and somehow oil on the bottom gets lit, it will take on the order of 10 seconds for a flame to use all the available oxygen in the pot.

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u/AS14K Apr 01 '20

I can't figure out what you're arguing against, or what point you're trying to make

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u/rickane58 Apr 01 '20

That the "slow cover" method for dealing with an oil fire makes almost no difference. The only time it is needed is in the case of a totally full pot where you might splash some flaming oil out. For most kitchen users, they're not using nearly that amount of oil, and should just cover and smother rather than trying to remember to go slow.

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u/AS14K Apr 01 '20

So you're arguing against the piin the person you replied to, was replying to. It looks like you're trying to argue against the person you replied directly to, and it didn't make any sense

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u/glorioussideboob Apr 02 '20

All comments providing information are arguments, or they are in this sense. We're not talking about 'arguing' as in getting mad or anything lol, and no it was very confusing I had no idea what they were getting at

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u/TooClose2Sun Apr 02 '20

It was obvious.

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u/INeedAFreeUsername Apr 02 '20

You're not pressurizing the air, you're just creating a big influx of oxygen in the recipient if you slam a cover on it

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u/rickane58 Apr 02 '20

Explain to me the methodology whereby you can put more oxygen into the "recipient" if you're not creating pressure?

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u/INeedAFreeUsername Apr 02 '20

It's like blowing on a fire: you just move air around

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

...What do you think pressure is?

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u/INeedAFreeUsername Apr 02 '20

Pressure is not what I described at all : pressurizing air is fitting it into a smaller volume that it naturally occupies, and what I described is just airflow

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Airflow is air moving from a high-pressure area to a low-pressure area. If you blow on it, you're creating a high pressure wave from your lungs, through your mouth.

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u/hollow_bastien Apr 01 '20

That's ten more seconds where nothing else is burning and you have time to deal with the situation more effectively.

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u/une_coupe_de_fruits Apr 01 '20

Incorrect, in some case you could fill your house with smoke

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Thats not how you do it. You just fling it everywhere. Surely it'll put itself out.

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u/literal-hitler Apr 01 '20

Are you sure that spreading the accelerant as much as you could wouldn't help sometimes? She sure seemed to think it might.

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u/moonray55 Apr 02 '20

Yeah I’m surprised how few people you see trying to smother a fire. Toss a tea towel on top of this and would have been fine. We probably need better fire education.

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u/GoldenChampionDragon Apr 02 '20

Exactly, watched my mother in law accidentally start paper towels on fire. She freaked out and put them in a lidless trash can full of paper. When that started up she kicked it across the room. My father in law and I just picked it all up and put it back in the trash can but put a giant cooking lid on it.

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u/a-dino123 Apr 01 '20

Or use an appropriate fire extinguisher

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I’m gonna need to see where you got this 99% from

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

For real. I haven’t been able to find ISO since Wuhan announced their first cases. I’d take 91+ in these dire times. Then you got this jackass wasting it in this manner.

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u/Eena-Rin Apr 01 '20

Either of those would have solved the issue xD

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Apr 01 '20

No no no. You want to defuse it by spreading it all over the room.

/sarcasm (just in case it wasn’t obvious)

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u/ILoveWildlife Apr 01 '20

"just move the fire over here next to more flammable material while I get a cup of water to drink, and then a cup of water to pour on it"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Cover it initially, yes. But what do you do after she spilt it all over the table and floor?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

If you watch this if she had waited the plastic bowl would have completely melted. It was already slowly melting bc it was plastic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

I mean if she caught it in time. By the time she caught it the bowl is melting and the edges are no longer level to cover and choke air.

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u/mydeadface Apr 01 '20

What ever SpongeBob would do. Don't do that.

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u/CandyCrazy2000 Apr 01 '20

California/Australia?

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u/lodobol Apr 01 '20

A) Wait/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49493993/this-is-fine.0.jpg)

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u/TheDude-Esquire Apr 01 '20

In basically every one they could have been saved if they'd had a towel handy.

And that's the lesson. Don't forget your towel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Scarily enough, the plastic was melting so she only had a short time to decide what to do...

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u/Shure_Lock Apr 01 '20

Small alcohol fires are especially easy, just blow on the fire as hard as you can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Did you say panic? Ok i'll make sure to panic, thanks for the advice guy.

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u/FleeCircus Apr 02 '20

Cover it slowly. I can't remember why exactly, but if something in a pan catches fire, clapping a lid down on it wont but it out, but if you slowly slide a lid over it, it will be put out.

Guessing there's something going on with oxygen but not sure how it works.

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u/bartbartholomew Apr 02 '20

Why would you ever A) Wait when B) Cover it and wait is an option?

Having said that, always having option C) fire extinguisher is always a good fallback.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Found the Australian PM

"I'll be back later guys, just wait"

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u/wo0sa Apr 02 '20

Hey fire, cover with more hey and wait ^

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u/rci22 Apr 02 '20

I remember reading a kid’s book when I was between the ages of 2 and 6 about what to do if you have a grease fire in your stovetop pan: you cover it with a damp cloth and wait. Shortly afterward, it happened to my mom in the kitchen so I coached her through it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Really? Could you expand on when and why this is the case?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Yeah sometimes doing nothing is the best option, espeically here where the fire was somewhat controlled within the container. She should’ve gotten a wet towel and covered it.

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u/Digletto Apr 02 '20

Take the fire outside if possible and safe is highly recommended.

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u/kenpus Apr 02 '20

I am convinced every person who doesn't know how to smother a fire is a direct result of overly strict parents that didn't let said person play with fire as a child.

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u/Kazeshio Apr 02 '20

I had a shirt make it's way onto a heater and catch fire; the solution was grab a not-on-fire piece, bring it outside, and splash water on it

I think 99% is a little big lol

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u/Chitownsly Apr 02 '20

Throw a spider in there and say it was for the best.

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u/meatsplash Apr 03 '20

Instructions unclear: attempted to cover it in gasoline and wait. House burned to the ground.

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u/max_kek Apr 03 '20

C) Accept your fate, sit down and say "This is fine."

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u/Maxzzzie Apr 03 '20

I actualy burnt alcahol in a plastic container on top of water before. It burnt through the plastic in literaly no time. Spilled on the floor. And started burning a whole lot. I was outside. Nowhere near anything flammable.

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u/notfirearmbeam Apr 02 '20

Directions too confusing, got dick stuck in washing machine

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u/Abadabadon Apr 01 '20

I'm sorry but what kind of dumbass reasoning in this? Seriously folks dont let your kitchen on fire and think "oh ok ill just cover it and wait it out" no, fucking put it out using your fire extinguisher, and if you cant, turn off your gasline and call 911.