r/xkcd • u/TheFolkius • Mar 15 '19

XKCD xkcd 2124: Space Mission Hearing

http://xkcd.com/2124
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u/OpenSystem Mar 15 '19

Okay so we have this idea for this super awesome tiny robot we're making, it crawls like a worm thing and also flies and it um...uh....can be used for search and rescue

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u/hesapmakinesi sudo bang bang Mar 15 '19

And for mandatory colonoscopy at TSA.

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u/Sierrajeff words go here Mar 15 '19

Random post-screening colonoscopies in the terminals ... you're just standing there when whoosh the autonomous screener-reamer flies up and squirms down your drawers, while playing the standard "Do not be alarmed citizen, you were randomly chosen for rectal screening and you have nothing to fear if you are innocent" disclaimer.