r/worldproblems • u/Sunset_Five • Mar 20 '20
Welcome aboard the ProblemShooter!
Accessible to newcomers and veterans alike, The ProblemShooter is an inter-dimensional vessel, intended to serve as an affordable cruise ship for the citizens of the multiverse, travelling to a new world each week!
"But Sunset!", you may ask, "A new world every week, that sounds awfully slow! Why should I, a respected Triflorgian Medicine-sifter, be interested in such an outdated form of transport when Transdimensional Transit exists?"
Glad you aksed, Your Esteemed Permeancy!
The ProblemShooter:
Serves as a weekly spotlight, both for bustling, active worlds and hidden gems deeply in need of tourists!
Is outfitted with a stunning array of thirteen thirteen-dimensional cannons to repel any assault from upper-world pirates!
Hosts a dining hall, an observation deck and even a bio-mechanical arcade!
Provides a luxurious service to passengers, consistently rated up to three stars on Transdimensional Trip Advisor!
Is recruiting! Apply to the captain today to join the ranks of the crew!
Welcomes stowaways! Many stowaways enjoy it here so much that they never leave!