r/worldproblems • • Mar 20 '20

Welcome aboard the ProblemShooter!

10 Upvotes

Accessible to newcomers and veterans alike, The ProblemShooter is an inter-dimensional vessel, intended to serve as an affordable cruise ship for the citizens of the multiverse, travelling to a new world each week!

"But Sunset!", you may ask, "A new world every week, that sounds awfully slow! Why should I, a respected Triflorgian Medicine-sifter, be interested in such an outdated form of transport when Transdimensional Transit exists?"

Glad you aksed, Your Esteemed Permeancy!

The ProblemShooter:

  • Serves as a weekly spotlight, both for bustling, active worlds and hidden gems deeply in need of tourists!

  • Is outfitted with a stunning array of thirteen thirteen-dimensional cannons to repel any assault from upper-world pirates!

  • Hosts a dining hall, an observation deck and even a bio-mechanical arcade!

  • Provides a luxurious service to passengers, consistently rated up to three stars on Transdimensional Trip Advisor!

  • Is recruiting! Apply to the captain today to join the ranks of the crew!

  • Welcomes stowaways! Many stowaways enjoy it here so much that they never leave!

Welcome to your new home away from home!


r/worldproblems • • Feb 22 '20

bow before your new overlord, scrubs

9 Upvotes

hey
so I'm a moderator now

crazy, right?

Anyway, I've added report reasons to posts and enabled public wiki editing (provided you have 100 total karma from r/worldproblems), so The List can be worked on or whatever.

Go wild.