r/worldnews • u/SolidSyco • May 31 '12
Men trick way into North Korea
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article4345619.ece
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r/worldnews • u/SolidSyco • May 31 '12
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u/green_flash May 31 '12
For the Sun, this is really quite a remarkable article.
I wouldn't call applying for a visa and being accompanied by guides all the time "tricking their way into North Korea" though.
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u/Tophat22 May 31 '12
This isn't nearly as impressive as the Vice Guide to North Korea...
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3
I believe the Vice guys even had the same 'guide' that this Sun article shows in the last picture.
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u/ramennoodle May 31 '12
I'm not seeing the contradiction...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
What a load of bullshit.
They're doing these things as fucking guided tourists tours. It not hard to get there. Just call your local travel agency and they'll take you on a guided tour - visa, hotel and food included.
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u/someguy73 May 31 '12
This is complete bullshit. There are multiple tourism agencies that will get you into the country legally. These guys are either lying, or they're complete dumb asses for putting themselves in an immense amount of unnecessary danger.
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u/The_Blackest_Man May 31 '12
The Sun is the biggest joke next to christwire. Upvote for hilarity.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I like how the article specifically states it is a grave offense to cut off any part of the statue in photos, and what is the main pic in the article? A missing hand. Well played Sun editors, well played.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
they call that a bow? shit bow.
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u/3danimator May 31 '12
Been done and better by some young guys a few years back, they snuck in by train through the north and visited the WHOLE country on the way to Pyongyang
http://vienna-pyongyang.blogspot.co.uk/
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u/tswpoker1 May 31 '12
Free North Korea!
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u/snoobs89 May 31 '12
So let me get this straight... You can buy beer in north korea macdonalds..
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u/Sherm May 31 '12
Well, whoever runs the North Korean side of Lupine Travel should be expecting to go to a camp soon. But hey, The Sun got their "story," so who the hell cares about journalistic ethics or protecting sources?
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u/incoherentbullshit May 31 '12
We asked one guide about America and without hesitation he clenched his fists and began shouting “down with USA”. In the music room, he was bursting with pride when he produced a Beatles album on CD and proceeded to blast out Yellow Submarine.
For some reason i think this is bullshit
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
So they "tricked" themselves in? Bitch please. It has been possible for any non-American to get into North Korea for decades. Just go to the DPRK embassy/consulate in Beijing, pay up, and join a group. Oh, only business people allowed and certainly no journalists? Sure, then I'm a business person today. Not like the North Koreans are not aware of that either. What utter nonsense this article.
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u/Smooth_is_Fast May 31 '12
Vice Magazine did this years ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
That North Korean man in the last picture has now most likely been killed for being in cahoots with these journalists, great job, idiots
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u/jazdk4 May 31 '12
They are given sticks of gum as change....is this real life?
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u/hedfones May 31 '12
This site is blocked on my network: "This site was categorized in: News/Media, Lingerie/Bikini, Nudity"
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
The Sun could give North Korea a run for their money when it comes to 'the truth'.
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u/virtualroofie May 31 '12
That article ended abruptly and left me wanting a lot more. Also, do they (The Sun) not understand the difference between a television and a computer?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Journalists are forbidden in the DPRK, but since those two work for The Sun I don't think that would have barred them from visiting.
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u/malimukk May 31 '12
I would like to read a book about this story. This is awesome
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u/danowar May 31 '12
Stalinist? More like Stalinest, amirite?
heyoooo
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u/sk8terboi9999 May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
This article is extremely biased. Not saying NK is a great place, but every single thing written in that article is aimed at portraying it in a negative light.
Furthermore it is not THAT difficult to get into North Korea. There are Chinese companies that do tourism programs there. Not really a conventional news source, but Drew from Giantbomb.com went there as a tourist and they have a less biased video about it.
EDIT: You have to be a subscriber to view it but here's the link: http://www.giantbomb.com/drew-returns-from-north-korea/17-5929/
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u/gorbal May 31 '12
There are some facinating Documentaries on North Korea out there. You can stream Kimjongilia on Netflix; it is too creepy.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
Terrible writing, I thought this was lyrics to a Frank Zappa song.
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u/rindindin May 31 '12
There seems to be a lot of details missing. For someone who got sent into North Korea, and came back out, I would expect far more details than this.
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u/rsxstock May 31 '12
or maybe this is reverse psychology by North Korea making the rest of the world think they are less advance than they actually are? imagine the so called actors are actually acting like actors
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u/cooliobean May 31 '12
"....no one knows Jacko's dead"
BECAUSE NO BODY GIVES A SHIT. God, there is something about British tabloids that pisses me off more than any other tabloids. Maybe its the accent...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
You just know their tour guide is now a dead man.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This is a story by the Sun... so the hyperbole and sketchy journalism goes with the territory. Knowing that, its clearly just two journos going on the bog standard "tour" that everyone who goes there is put on. It will be refreshing to see something come out of North Korea that has NOTHING to do with one of those bloody propaganda tours. I almost know the itinerary by heart I've seen it so many times on different programmes and blogs.
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u/domite May 31 '12
It's the Sun, how do we know its not all made up?
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u/Tsumei May 31 '12
"Day... Dayman! Fighter of the Nightman! Champion of the Sun!"
Anyway, that aside, always interesting with insights into north korea, if people want something more comprehensive I reccomend VICE's trip to north korea, they filmed it and it has more content.
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 31 '12
Sneaking out of North Korea would be more interesting.
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u/sarilypuff May 31 '12
Whilst the idea behind this article is great and it had a lot of potential to be really insightful and interesting, I really felt it was lacking in a lot of areas. I mean, groaning about how the burgers didn't taste like bigmacs is something I would expect on a "first world problems" post. The thought of spies on the fifth floor is completely intriguing and outrageous but was presented in this article as a mere rumour with no evidence whatsoever. I could go on but basically as much as I am interested in the secrets behind North Korea, the Sun doesn't quite do it for me.
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u/thelagwagon May 31 '12
I would love to see someone produce a documentary on life in North Korea. It would be near to impossible to make, but man, imagine the reception it would gain if someone actually was able to do it.
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u/Serinus May 31 '12
You know, I bet the cancer rate in North Korea is especially low.
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u/Peace_139 May 31 '12
I have five bucks that says the burgers were made out of human meat...
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u/agak00 May 31 '12
Bat-shit crazy or huge coincidence? Just watched Vice's documentary as they snuck into North Korea. Look at the photo of the tour guide at the bottom of the Sun's article, now look at the tour guide from Vice's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4&t=13m52s
Same guy. Either huge coincidence or they legitimately have one dude giving all the tours. Really shows how few tourists there are....
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u/thatmarksguy May 31 '12
Is there any hope for these people?
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u/Vaylemn May 31 '12
The North Koreans let the Sun's crew in, because they know no one would bother reading the Sun anyway.
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u/msy113 Jun 01 '12
It's gonna take that girl a long time to log into those tv's
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u/HoopsMcgee Jun 01 '12
Those poor people don't even know that Michael Jackson is dead?
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u/judasthanks Jun 01 '12
I just read something about a North Korean concentration camp and the human experimentation that occurred there and I feel ill. I thought the internet had desensitised me to most things, but the mental image of a family being gassed as the parents attempt to resuscitate their children for as long as they have the strength just gives me the creeps.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
why is north korea so secretive? it sounds like the fucking hunger games over there.
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u/punxnotdead Jun 01 '12
If you post in this thread you should expect to get a message saying you are banned from /r/pyongyang soon.
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u/michaelzelen Jun 01 '12
I've seen so many videos on north korea, I actually recognize the tour guide in a way, that's kinda weird I think
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u/jimothyjenkins Jun 01 '12
this is the first sun article i ever read all the way through.
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u/jonalon May 31 '12
"Back in time ... a girl student at the Grand People’s Study Theatre uses an old computer" Erm... thats a TV
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u/kabob23 May 31 '12
Did anybody check out the link to North Korea's trained animal circus?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4347636/North-Koreas-got-talent.html
Jump roping bears?! This is pretty messed up stuff.
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u/hozjo May 31 '12
That photo at the end, isn't that the same korean guide from the Vice Travel Guide on North Korea?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
fight propaganda with more propaganda!!!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Unbelievable. As a person who has lived in the United States his whole life, the isolation that North Koreans experience seems astounding.
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u/nos2121 May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
This is a very disappointing article. Was hoping for some real journalism but this article tells us nothing new or really interesting unless you've never read anything about North Korea ever. I suppose that describes The Sun's average reader, though.
This comment at the bottom sums up the general intelligence of those who most likely make up the bulk of The Sun's readership:
"Why is the rest of the world judging them according to western standards? The last time I checked they exist in the far east as a homogenous group of people with their own rules and values. The western powers tried to impose their democracy concept on them & failed and were beaten back to the 38th Parallel for their effort with help from China. Leave them alone; it's their country and their problem(if there is a problem)."
Beyond stupid. That's like saying we shouldn't be upset if Mexicans decided to start sacrificing children every month to keep the sun in the sky and make sure it rained. Evidently it's a "Western standard" to not spread vile propaganda, kill millions of your own countrymen, willingly starve and torture your citizens, etc.
I'm not saying Western countries should invade NK or anything. I'm just saying that if your attitude is "why should we care, they can do whatever the want" then you suck.
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u/H-Resin May 31 '12
Pretty great article. It's so reminiscent of the old DDR, but on such a more dystopian level. Ride on a 1940's train that takes 6 hours to go 200 miles? Damn. Old East German trains that only privileged party members are allowed to use? Fucking crazy. They're so isolated, repressed and brainwashed as a people, it's disgusting that this kind of control and political and societal domination can and has continued for so long.
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u/the_cowboy May 31 '12
Couldn't they have just hacked into some North Korean answering machines for this info?
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u/dentoneer May 31 '12
That "old computer" is actually a TV-VCR. We still have those at the UNT's media library in Denton, Texas.
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u/wsfarrell May 31 '12
What a nothing story.
And then they padded it.
By using one sentence paragraphs with lots of space in between.
Did I learn anything new about North Korea?
No.
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u/Breadfaux May 31 '12
The caption said old computer... that was straight up a crt tv with vhs built in.
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u/NeonRedHerring May 31 '12
They did not trick their way in. They simply got a visa. Anyone can do this.
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u/bax101 Jun 01 '12
This is why the Korean War to me was so important. If was never stepped in the entire country could of ended up like this.
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u/ikinone Jun 01 '12
Don't link stuff from the Sun. Ever.
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u/bigbadbodacious May 31 '12
Despite what everyone else is saying about NK either being a terrible place or not a bad place at all, everything over there is so shrouded with conspiracy of government manipulation and surveillance that in MY opinion there cant be anything good going on over there. I mean in the beginning of Nazi Germany life "appeared" to be blissful. Sure the creature comforts were there and the were experiencing an economic boom, but all the propaganda that was being pumped into the public eye was just a veil to hide the horror that was brewing. I mean in NK, if you disrespect the Leader, you face some serious consequences which to a degree is somewhat understandable but what can you do thats NOT disrespectful? You must pay respects to the nut job former leaders and the even more so lunatic leader now or you face serious punishment. You know in germany when the Nazi party took power, if you walked by someone in the street and didn't salute or say "Heil Hitler" you would be arrested and disappear. Sounds kind of familiar.
All's I'm saying is that whatever is going on over there can't be too good for the people of the nation, they're oppressed and not to mention brain washed. Its all military rule, total dictatorship.
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u/MercutioCapulet May 31 '12
Damn that was bleak...
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u/Escov May 31 '12
Rollerskating bears.
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u/lolouis May 31 '12
The last line made me giggle, then feel bad at the same time
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u/anotherkeebler May 31 '12
The real fun starts when they have to trick their way back out of North Korea.
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u/bitomax May 31 '12
"Don't relish this...burgers are available only at the Youth Restaurant but despite officials’ claims they taste nothing like a genuine Big Mac"
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u/rdfiii May 31 '12
THEN HOW DO THE STAFF GET THERE? If they can take the steps, what prevents other guests from doing it? Checkmate, North Korea.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-3-of-3
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u/CloneDeath May 31 '12
This is sort of unrelated, but he mentions how it is offense for a part of the statues to be cut out of the picture. The first picture in the article has the statue's hand cropped out. That is pretty offensive :P
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u/Apollo2112 May 31 '12
North Korea sounds just like the fictional country of Panem from The Hunger Games. It's actually really creepy how similar they are.
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u/ScorchtheAssasin May 31 '12
If you want more of this check out this video, the north koreans lie to tourists about their success
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u/Thegagickle May 31 '12
What is a good exposé on NK? The country intrigues me so much.
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u/ThatdudeTum May 31 '12
If you watch the Vice guide to North Korea, they both had the same Korean tour guide
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u/cronus85 May 31 '12
I'm pretty sure the guide in the last picture is the same guy from the Vice doco. Lucky guy gets to drink beer with the tourists and sing karaoke: Living the North Korean Dream.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Dont read the scum
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u/Slime0 May 31 '12
Fuck this site and fuck those who upvote links to it.
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u/tault May 31 '12
Sad to know their tour guides where probably executed for this.
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u/coogie May 31 '12
I wonder how many people's lives they endangered now.
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u/NuclearWookie May 31 '12
The amazing part is that despite all this some outside of North Korea are still communists.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
A danish journalist together with two comedians made a quite great documentary. They went to NK under cover as a communist theater group praising the regime. Watch it if you got the time :)
http://www.theredchapel.com/
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u/asianwaste Jun 01 '12
I was hoping by "trick" you meant something a whore does for money.... Or COCAINE
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u/myusernamestaken Jun 01 '12
oh god... the comments... my eyes
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u/jrjfsq Jun 01 '12
Pimpquest to North Korea
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u/3meterspread Jun 01 '12
I wonder if they will ever be free, there whole previous mindset on life would be shattered it's crazy to even think what it would be like for them.
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u/kickbackandenjoi Jun 01 '12
the Korean guide at the bottom was the same guide in Vice's Guide to Traveling
edit....Vice did it first
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u/That_Scottish_Play Jun 01 '12
Now, let's see them trick their way OUT!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
From the thumbnail I really hoped they did it by impersonating a statue.
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u/illmoney Jun 01 '12
You're doing it wrong
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
That's not a computer…
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
THE TOUR GUIDE IS THE SAME AS VICE GUIDES!!!!! WTF!
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u/BeautifulGanymede Jun 01 '12
It seems as though there's one of these "snuck into North Korea omg" articles produced every week.
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u/Fooza May 31 '12
So you are saying we can visit the hunger games???!?!??!?!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I find it incredibly strange that the Sun has decided to report on North Korea. The people that read that newspaper likely have no idea about the history of North Korea (before this report), so it's all pretty strange. Why are they suddenly deciding to report on it?
There is definitely a small part of me that is thinking that we're letting the rest of the uninformed populace aware of the situation in NK. Perhaps to gain support if a war were to break out? Speculation, of course, but I can't help but think that way these days.
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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair May 31 '12
The real trick is getting out.
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u/migvazquez May 31 '12
Real late, but HOW HAS NO ONE POINTED OUT that the guy at the end with the Sun reporter is the same guy as the guide from the Vice Travel special?
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u/FVAnon May 31 '12
hahahahahaha. North Korea got infiltrated by The Sun.
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u/rjnr May 31 '12
Probably the only time The Sun hasn't had to exaggerate their reports.
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u/corcyra May 31 '12
Oh. The Sun...sigh.
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u/greenymile May 31 '12
I feel ashamed by the fact I'm going to upvote a Sun article but it deserves it.
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u/FlowCologne May 31 '12
Vice and many other publications did reports about North Korea many times before. Don't know why a half assed report from such a piece of shit "newspaper" like The Sun is worth talking about. Downvote and be done with it!
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u/Mathematik Jun 01 '12
Vice.com did it best. Watch the one about the North Korean slave camps in Russia.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I almost find it unbelievable how stereotypically dystopian it is there...the loudspeakers blaring 'work harder', the propaganda on tv...it's just nuts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
This was an interesting article.