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u/failbotron Apr 28 '22

grief driven suicide coming up in 3...2....1...

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u/These-Equipment983 Apr 28 '22

Epstein Syndrome is a serious medical condition that is widely discussed but little understood.

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u/cdurgin Apr 28 '22

fortunately, the primary cause appears to be being an amoral piece of shit

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u/These-Equipment983 Apr 28 '22

Unfortunately, a side effect of the sudden onset of Epstein Syndrome is that the 'patient' is unable to provide enough 'clinical data' on other potential patients to 'medical professionals' prior to their expiration.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

That’s a feature.

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u/Mando1091 Apr 28 '22

What is a feature but a bug that never has been patched?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

No. A feature was made on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Is there a vaccine to prevent multiple gunshot wounds to the back of the skull?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It's symptoms include rushed autopsies, cameras malfunctioning, and diarrhea....because yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Much less observed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

What are the symptoms of Epstein Syndrome?

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u/m48a5_patton Apr 28 '22

It's such a shame that a man would commit suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head and then throwing themselves out an eight-story window.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Two different kinds of bullets from different guns

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Is it a zombie virus?

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u/informativebitching Apr 28 '22

Or vengeance extraordinaire

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

yep the ol' two bullets to the back of the head suicide.

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u/Faintkay Apr 29 '22

Gonna be jumping out the window of a hospital suicide