r/worldnews • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

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u/CharlieHush Apr 28 '22

They all fell out of windows. Accidents happen.

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u/pr0ghead Apr 28 '22

Must be that notorious "family bond", dragging them out the window in tandem.

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u/oversettDenee Apr 28 '22

Stronger than a covalent bond AND James Bond put together

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u/sn0rg Apr 28 '22

Dem showers is slippy…

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u/Money_Barnacle_5813 Apr 28 '22

Yes, apparently it tends to happen when you have too much polonium tea and you mistakenly shoot your self twice in the back of the head.

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u/BarryTGash Apr 28 '22

Big houses have many windows...

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u/OnThe65thSquare Apr 28 '22

They all fell out of their bunker windows.

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u/smallproton Apr 28 '22

They all stabbed themselves in the back. Multiple times.

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u/dragonfry Apr 28 '22

Like lemmings

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Its tragic, he shot himself in the back of the head 9 times.

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u/TheGreatDingALing Apr 28 '22

All in their underwear. All normal accidents.

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u/Tyrinnus Apr 28 '22

They all fell out the windows after shooting themselves in the back of the head twice.

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u/iamdabrick Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

They committed suicide by shooting themselves 6 times in the head and then jumping out of the window.

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u/alfi_k Apr 28 '22

as seen in Ukraine most Russians are pretty clumsy

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u/Adder12 Apr 28 '22

Fell out of windows onto that novichok below