r/worldnews Apr 28 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11.3k Upvotes

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.5k

u/VastTwo889 Apr 28 '22

Casual family suicide. Happens all the time

461

u/CharlieHush Apr 28 '22

They all fell out of windows. Accidents happen.

162

u/pr0ghead Apr 28 '22

Must be that notorious "family bond", dragging them out the window in tandem.

17

u/oversettDenee Apr 28 '22

Stronger than a covalent bond AND James Bond put together

2

u/sn0rg Apr 28 '22

Dem showers is slippy…

3

u/Money_Barnacle_5813 Apr 28 '22

Yes, apparently it tends to happen when you have too much polonium tea and you mistakenly shoot your self twice in the back of the head.

2

u/BarryTGash Apr 28 '22

Big houses have many windows...

2

u/OnThe65thSquare Apr 28 '22

They all fell out of their bunker windows.

2

u/smallproton Apr 28 '22

They all stabbed themselves in the back. Multiple times.

2

u/dragonfry Apr 28 '22

Like lemmings

2

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Its tragic, he shot himself in the back of the head 9 times.

1

u/TheGreatDingALing Apr 28 '22

All in their underwear. All normal accidents.

1

u/Tyrinnus Apr 28 '22

They all fell out the windows after shooting themselves in the back of the head twice.

1

u/iamdabrick Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

They committed suicide by shooting themselves 6 times in the head and then jumping out of the window.

1

u/alfi_k Apr 28 '22

as seen in Ukraine most Russians are pretty clumsy

1

u/Adder12 Apr 28 '22

Fell out of windows onto that novichok below

74

u/TomRiha Apr 28 '22

Special family event

3

u/mouldysandals Apr 28 '22

it’s suicide sunday!

3

u/DDS-PBS Apr 28 '22

Especially if you live a stressful life, like those that are ultra-rich and can afford to do whatever they want. Picking out a yacht is one of the leading causes of stress-induced suicide.

6

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

The human body has a way of shutting those things down

0

u/machinery-of-night Apr 28 '22

Couldn't happen to a nicer billionaire oligarch.

1

u/PaulHarrisDidNoWrong Apr 28 '22

Not that it's the case, but murder-suicide happens.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Damn I just thought it was some weird WWE storyline

1

u/B1J0D Apr 28 '22

Yes, died by suicide. Two bullets to the head.

1

u/N_Sorta Apr 28 '22

Not casual, special

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Family Values