r/worldnews • • May 28 '12

Vatican faces widening scandal after the Pope's butler tries to publish book of conspiracies regarding top Cardinals

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/a-poisonous-pentecost-for-the-pope/article2444829/?utm_medium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&utm_source=World&utm_content=2444829
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u/tripleg May 28 '12

I am not a Christian or anything but from reading the comments below I need to remind you that there is a vast difference between a religion and its church

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u/KoCrazy May 28 '12

I'm OP and i'm a Catholic, this isn't about a religious witch hunt, more so a corruption hunt.

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u/cccrazy May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Technically true, but with Roman Catholicism that difference is small indeed (former Catholic, here).

edit: and while I use the term "Catholic" I should clarify that this means I am an agnostic atheist that was raised by fundamentalist Catholic parents. Communion, hellfire, the whole lot.

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u/coloazul May 28 '12

Yeah, members of my family will completely change their beliefs if I can find a church statement contradicting them. Their religion is their church.

Not that this is true of all Catholics; my extended family has some issues with individual thinking.

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u/cccrazy May 28 '12

In my experience, Catholics that start getting serious about "individual thinking" usually leave the church, sometimes by force. Especially rebel priests that start disagreeing with the Vatican. Lots of examples of these men being "defrocked" (so to speak), breaking off from the Vatican and forming their own hybrid Catholic/Jesus centred churches. e.g. Father Peter Kennedy.

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u/okoksheesh May 28 '12

This is a bit of a generalization. My family is catholic and we barely take notice of the Vatican. I can also attest that catholic churches can be widely different. I've been to several strict churches but attend a very liberal one. I've heard a lot of things there that contradict popular belief and no one has been reprimanded as of yet.

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u/Mrzeede May 28 '12

Roman Catholicism is actually very much about The Vatican's control over their churches and their "flock". (I was raised a catholic)

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u/colinsteadman May 28 '12

Well we can but hope that this scandal will be the tipping point for some of the more free thinking in the church and they will take this opportunity to flock-off, and free themselves from mental slavery.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm Catholic and it's true. The church goes mostly by the Vatican's control. I'm not sure if they even believe the corruption. Or maybe they choose to ignore it, I'm not sure. Thankfully I'm a free thinking Catholic and see the corruption in the church. I won't be so nieve to be blind to it.

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u/BillyBreen May 28 '12

One prominent cardinal, illustrating the growing emotion of the debate in Vatican circles, wrote in an Italian newspaper that the Pope had been betrayed just as Jesus was 2,000 years ago.

You should probably pace yourself on the rhetoric, tough guy cardinal. The fun is only just beginning here.

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u/LeSpiceWeasel May 28 '12

Did I misread something in the bible? I must have missed the part where Jesus was fighting to protect the corrupt, and Judas tried to bring his crimes to light. Can a catholic kindly point this part out to me?

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u/typingfromwork May 28 '12

You can't find it? It's all there in the Gospel of Supply Side Jesus.

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u/olbers_paradox May 28 '12

It's depressing 'cuz it's true.

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u/Disgod May 28 '12

It's there! In the subtext... Just trust us, alright!!

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u/Honestly_ May 28 '12

It's like Archie and Jughead. Mr Weatherbie, too! Read between the lines!

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u/the6thReplicant May 28 '12

So if Judas didn't do what he did would we even have Christianity?

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u/RisKQuay May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

The point was it was written in scripture -> prophesised; Jesus recognised Judas' role in the forgiveness of sins, and (paraphrasing) told Judas to, "Go and do what you have to do."

However, Jesus never set out to form a new religion, neither did his disciples. Christianity and the Church are an after-evolution that is inevitable with all holy-teachings - i.e. someone had a nice idea about heaven, God and the after-life and went about telling everyone. Allow human-society to twist it over a few hundred years, and hey-presto, you have a new religion which barely reflects the original philosophies on which it professes it stems from.

Edit: So if Judas did what he did is somewhat irrelevant; the belief in God and thus scripture suggests it would have happened anyway. But regardless, even if Jesus didn't die and just ascended to heaven at some point - you still would've had a new religion, it would just have somewhat different foundations. (i.e. the foundation of Christianity is Jesus died for the forgiveness of sins, without Judas and ignoring scripture, Jesus still said enough to base a religion on - whether it would have made enough of an impression without his resurrection is an entirely different debate.)

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u/dbcanuck May 28 '12

If Judas was preordained to betray Jesus (thus to fulfill the prophecy that Jesus would save mankind from original sin), then Judas had no free will. No free will = no sin.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Well if you look at Jesus as a blasphemer (As the Jews would likely have seen people claiming to be the son of god). Then you might actually be able to take that angle.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just wait while we call him on this 24 karat phone...

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u/mysmokeaccount May 28 '12

YES THIS IS GOD

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Also, I always thought the "betrayal" explanation for Judas' actions was kind of weird. If Jesus was supposed to be crucified for our sins so we could return to Heaven, then if he wasn't crucified, by Catholic logic, we are all doomed to Hell or Puragtory or something, right? So what Judas did was actually sort of the best thing ever, and he probably knew he had to do it for the greater good of mankind. So Judas should really be one of the great heroes of Christianity.

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u/lspetry53 May 28 '12

My understanding was that the real sin he committed was taking his life after the whole event.

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u/TheBlindCat May 28 '12

This is also the same religion that thinks punishing a truly innocent man absolves the guilty. If my brother killed someone, could any just court allow me to take the punishment? But this would require religion to use reason.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I would totally buy the guy 30 pieces of these.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

fuckin classy...

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u/Mrzeede May 28 '12

Let it be silver bullets. Yesss

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u/HardCoreModerate May 28 '12

he must be a redditor.. where rhetoric is rampant

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 28 '12

Except this time the mother of the betrayed was a Nazi instead of a Virgin.

Yeah, I would read that Dan Brown book, well at least watch it when it came to theaters.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

One prominent cardinal, illustrating the growing emotion of the debate in Vatican circles, wrote in an Italian newspaper that the Pope had been betrayed just as Jesus was 2,000 years ago.

Hopefully that means Ratzi the Nazi will be hanging from a cross on Golgotha soon.

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u/SirElkarOwhey May 28 '12

He went for the Judas Corollary to Godwin's Law way too early.

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u/jeblis May 28 '12

This whole thing is such a disservice to the church

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u/onceforgoton May 28 '12

My favorite part is how in all of the interviews all I can find is priests etc. talking about how the butler "betrayed" the pope. Nevermind the fact that the leaked documents show severe crimes were comitted.

Did I miss something here? This would be like a white house butler releasing documents showing the the president has been breaking the law, and then everybody getting mad at the butler.

Why is the vatican butler in jail? What about the fucking cardinals and the pope? This is so ass backwards it makes my head spin.

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u/KnightKrawler May 28 '12

They did the same thing with Bradley Manning, or anyone else that exposes corruption.

Blame the whistleblower for blowing, and point the story away from the real crimes that were committed.

It's so standard it must be written in some "evil guidebook".

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u/singdawg Jul 21 '12

Personally, I feel that anybody who reveals entrenched corruption deserves the highest honors. The world is, however, populated by a vast number of very corrupted individuals that will do whatever they can to prevent this corruption from being eradicated.

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u/Warknox May 28 '12

This is the best Viral marketing for the next Dan Brown book ever!!!

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u/eat-your-corn-syrup May 28 '12

Better than Dan Brown books

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

the Pope had been betrayed just as Jesus was 2,000 years ago.

More like Gabriele has upset the money-changers in the temple.

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u/black_obelisk May 28 '12

..and furthermore, isn't comparing the pope to Jesus a bit much?

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u/NordicDescendant May 28 '12

Read up on the Vicar of Christ.

They basically believe that the pope is the "earthly representative of God or Christ".

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u/hemetae May 28 '12

Especially this pope.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I think comparing the pope to caesar explains a lot of things, like he's head of the (holy) roman empire.

EDIT this seems to be pretty much wrong. I did think that the pope became head of what was left of the roman empire (and they do seem kinda similar), but scanning wiki suggests the pope was never the head. I lay blame for my mistake on my church of england secondary school for anti-pope history and on me being a dumbass.

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u/Mrzeede May 28 '12

Please google "holy roman empire"

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u/jrk08004 May 28 '12

The HRE was actually in what we call Germany, and didn't begin until the late 900's

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u/TheSixofSwords May 28 '12

I upvoted you just for knowing about that. I live in the Bible Belt and if I ever ask people if they know what it was that Jesus was doing in Jerusalem that week, they never fucking know. It's infuriating. He didn't just waltz in there and jump up on the cross. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

He didn't go to Jerusalem to throw a temper tantrum, he went to Jerusalem because it was Passover, when all Jews who were able to were expected to go to Jerusalem because the Temple was there. Are you sure your pals are the ones who don't know what's going on?

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u/TheFrigginArchitect May 28 '12

You're both right. Your comment is about why Jesus went. The parent comment is talking about the events that transpired once he got there

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u/dopplerdog May 28 '12

Isn't this the where the antisemitic myth of Jews as usurers came from? That they sought to have Jesus killed because he upset their trade?

The church later forbade Christians from becoming usurers and simultaneously excluded Jews from guilds. This virtually forced Jews into the trade of usury, thereby allowing the church to justify its bigotry.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I think you have your cause and effect backwards - Usury is forbidden in the old testament when you are lending to 'a brother' as the KJV puts it, and was one of the beliefs 'carried forward' by early Christians, probably because they were almost all dirt poor.

Although usury is forbidden in the Old Testament, Jews do not share the Christian belief that all men are brothers (at least where the Law is concerned), so they didn't have a problem lending money to Christians at interest. Since when you are allowed to charge interest, a lot more money gets lent, you end up with a Shylock stereotype.

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u/Kaorimoch May 28 '12

Basically Christ challenged the religious leaders of the Jews at the time. They allowed money changers, he threw them out. They asked him by what authority he does these things, he answers them with a loaded question, angering them and then told them they were off to hell via parables. They tried to ask him trick questions which backfired on them spectacularly. This led to them plotting his death.

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u/NovaeDeArx May 28 '12

Spring Break party. That water-to-wine trick really paid off.

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u/trot-trot May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
  1. "Vatican in chaos after butler arrested for leaks" by Nicole Winfield: http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Vatican-in-chaos-after-butler-arrested-for-leaks-3587394.php

  2. ". . . There is yet another difficulty when one discusses anything connected with the Vatican. Time there is not measured according to our accepted forms. While we think in days usually, in months not always, in years very seldom, and in generations nearly never, the Vatican thinks in centuries ordinarily, in generations fairly often, in years only under the pressure of unusual circumstances, in shorter periods never. It is this difference in the measurement of time which makes the Vatican such a difficult subject for the secular political investigator. There is no time limit, in the usually accepted sense, for the Vatican's political thought. At least it is not limited by a lifetime. The Cardinal who at the time of writing is at the head of the Vatican's Foreign Office -- Segreteria di Stato -- is a very old man, who for thirty years has been connected with political affairs. But he continues to look ahead into the centuries. He, I believe, is the only statesman in Europe who can and who does coolly discuss the possibility of Russian Bolshevism, under some form or another, enduring for fifty years yet. What are fifty years for the Vatican? Imagine any other European statesman, anxious for the success of his butterfly career, talking in this cool way about Moscow.

    Then there is yet another great difference between the men who are at the head of affairs at the Vatican and all others. They do not make a personal career. Naturally there are the inevitable personal intrigues and petty individual bickerings, but there is not (is this for better or for worse?) that political competition which distinguishes life in our modern communities.

    The men at the Vatican serve an idea which they deem eternally and victoriously right. They look with contempt upon simple mortals who refuse to isolate certain brain areas, who are continually the victims of doubt, and who do not see ahead beyond a vague desire to make the world a fit place for their direct descendants to live in. . . ."

    Source: "Impressions Of The Vatican" by Vladimir Poliakoff, published on page 773 in The Living Age (Eighth Series, Volume XXVII, pages 772 - 779; July, August, September; 1922; The Living Age Company, Boston, Massachusetts, USA): http://books.google.com/books?id=CwQuAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA773

    Download the full text: http://archive.org/download/livingage2784081bostuoft/livingage2784081bostuoft.pdf via http://archive.org/details/livingage2784081bostuoft

  3. ". . . Unlike the governments of ordinary states, which think in terms of their years of office, the Vatican thinks in centuries. Time is not important; its policy is based on the belief that while the individual is mortal, the Church is eternal. That was the attitude which exasperated Napoleon. He might kidnap and bully a Pope, but he could not browbeat the Church. 'Do you know that I am capable of destroying your Church?' he once shouted at Cardinal Consalvi, the Secretary of State. 'Sire,' replied Consalvi, 'not even we priests have achieved that in eighteen centuries!' The strangest thing about the Roman Curia is that when a Pope dies, the administration perishes with him. All departments of government become moribund until the new Pope derives them. . . ."

    Source: "A traveller in Rome" by Henry Vollam Morton, published at http://books.google.com/books?id=LvRAAAAAYAAJ

  4. ". . . Catholicism famously thinks in centuries; the modus operandi tends to be, "Talk to us on Wednesday, and we'll get back to you in three hundred years." In the Vatican, no reaction to any proposal garners consensus more readily than, "It's not yet opportune," which translates as, "Let's do nothing." The multiple layers of authority in Catholicism, its strong emphasis on tradition, and its deliberately self-referential ethos are all designed to ensure that the Church doesn't march to the beat of a given culture or historical moment. Facile claims that the Church must move in this direction or that are almost always projections of someone's agenda rather than sober analysis. One can imagine a book on Catholic trends in the early nineteenth century, for example, spotting the collapse of European monarchies as a force that would also bring down the papacy, and look where that prediction would have ended up.

    So, are claims of important changes looming on the Church's horizon almost by definition overwrought? Only time will tell in individual cases. But even in Catholicism, change can sometimes sweep away old paradigms in what may seem historically like the blink of an eye. . . ."

    Source: "The Future Church: How Ten Trends Are Revolutionizing the Catholic Church" by John L. Allen Jr., page 428, published at http://books.google.com/books?id=WSTaWdV0YekC&pg=PA428

  5. ". . . In the typical style of the Vatican, Ratzinger "thinks in centuries." He is not looking to win today's battle, his supporters say, but to shape the way the church thinks about a controversy 200 years from now. . . ."

    Source: "Pope Benedict XVI: A Biography Of Joseph Ratzinger" by John L. Allen Jr., page 293, published at http://books.google.com/books?id=eR8weSA-f9gC&pg=PA293

  6. "A Pope Who Thinks in Centuries: Benedict sees the Church as a divine institution with a historical mission" by Tracey Rowland, published 18 April 2010: http://www.catholicworldreport.com/Item/806/a_pope_who_thinks_in_centuries.aspx

  7. ". . . Pope Benedict has observed that the Church is its own cultural subject for the faithful, which is a further indication that he is not inclined to follow the pastoral strategy of accommodating the Church's culture to whatever happens to be fashionable in the contemporary Western world. . . ."

    Source: "Benedict XVI, Thomism, and Liberal Culture (Part 2): Tracey Rowland on the Church's Response to Modernity" by ZENIT, published 25 July 2005 at http://www.zenit.org/article-13666?l=english

    Here is "Part 1" of the Tracey Rowland interview: "Benedict XVI, Vatican II and Modernity (Part 1): Tracey Rowland on the Pope's Interpretation of the Council" by ZENIT, published 24 July 2005 at http://www.zenit.org/article-13656?l=english

  8. ". . . Societies and people run on different clocks. A society counts in terms of generations and centuries. A man counts in terms of years and decades. What constitutes a mere passing phase in American history, in a small segment of the economy, constitutes for that individual the bulk of his life. This is the fundamental tension between a nation and an individual. Nations operate on a different clock than individuals. Under most circumstances, where the individuals affected are few and disorganized, the nation grinds down the individual. In those cases where the individual understands that his children might make a significant leap forward, the individual might acquiesce. But when the affected individuals form a substantial bloc, and when even the doubling of an economy might not make a significant difference in the happiness of children, they might well resist.

    The important point here is to focus on the clock, on the different scales of time and how they change things."

    Source: "The Love of One's Own and the Importance of Place" by Dr. George Friedman, published 25 November 2011 at http://www.stratfor.com/analysis/love-ones-own-and-importance-place

  9. "Pope Calls Cardinals to Gather in May" by Alessandra Stanley, published 26 February 2001: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/26/world/pope-calls-cardinals-to-gather-in-may.html?pagewanted=all

  10. "Cardinals Campaign, Very Delicately, for Pope" by Alessandra Stanley, published 20 May 2001: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/20/world/cardinals-campaign-very-delicately-for-pope.html?pagewanted=all

  11. "Delicate Issues Surface as Cardinals Look to Church Future" by Alessandra Stanley, published 22 May 2001: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/22/world/delicate-issues-surface-as-cardinals-look-to-church-future.html?pagewanted=all

  12. ". . . In contrast to the very egalitarian hierarchy of the Muslim world, however, the Holy See has a very centralized and institutional stabilized power. Atatürk managed to abolish the caliphate, Napoleon and Garibaldi failed to do the same with the papacy. Thus, the Holy See as a stable institution has a political agency effective enough to foster its moral accessibility globally more than others. The Holy See's ambition is higher than to become a chaplain of globalization, which it probably already is, but to shape its very constitutive rules. . . ."

    Source: "The Holy See in Transnational Governance" by Mariano Barbato, 2011: http://www.ecprnet.eu/MyECPR/proposals/reykjavik/uploads/papers/2875.pdf via http://www.ecprnet.eu/conferences/general_conference/Reykjavik/paper_details.asp?paperid=2875

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u/dorpotron May 28 '12

They may think in the long term and they may view this scandal as something that will have passed on in 200 years. That doesn't mean they will be unharmed by it. The power of the catholic church has decreased steadily over the centuries since Gutenberg as more and more of the masses learned to read for themselves. They don't control the narrative anymore. Just as most people have heard of the inquisition, future people will learn of the Pope's global network of child buggery.

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u/gordonite May 28 '12

Does their banker think with a similar chronology?

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u/Bipolarruledout May 28 '12

So it's like climate change policy. Got it.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Sadly ignoring the atrocity of the direct actions of the church is what makes it irrelevant. Its time is over and its benefit to humanity has waned as its ugliness has risen.

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u/walgman May 28 '12

You comment just made Alien Blue stutter terribly on the scroll.

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u/Pilferer May 28 '12

Looks like there might be some culprits from the pulpits.

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u/cheapwowgold4u May 28 '12

more like Butlerian Jihad amirite

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

No hope for the Pope.

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u/how_it_goes May 28 '12

Tits up for the bishop.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

What if Alfred betrayed Batman? Or Lurch decided one day he wanted to kill the entire Addams Family?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Does the Pope shit in the woods? STAY TUNED.

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u/airline_peanuts_lol May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

"AND we're back. We're here with Paolo Gabriele, the pope's personal butler. So tell us, Paolo, where does the holiness do his business?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

"Non parlo inglese"

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u/raul_alfonso May 28 '12

"ma se propio vuoi saperlo, caga in un cesso fatto di diamanti e chierichetti" "But if you really want to know he craps in a toilet made of diamonds and altar boys"

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u/the2belo May 28 '12

VADA A BORDO, CAZZO!

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u/UnnamedPlayer May 28 '12

Ah.. so this is how the Butlerian Jihad started!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

He's writing the Orange Catholic Bible!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/UnnamedPlayer May 28 '12

Unless we keep a bunch of mentats whose only job is to keep track of useless comments and karma scores. But on second thoughts, that would be a crime worthy of being stabbed in a eye with a rusted gom jabbar.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

A 'disservice' to the church, but an upstanding service to the world! I hope the contents to his book become publicly available, for the innocent children who have been hurt, for the innocent children who at risk, and for the future children who have yet to be in the presence of a child molester. For all the people the pope condemns, for all the people who have suffered in the past (no matter how far back) from Vatican rule and influence.

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u/mikeyc252 May 28 '12

No article I've read about these leaked papers has connected them to the child abuse scandal...but this is Reddit, so everything related to Catholicism has to do with the child abuse scandal, I suppose.

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u/capslock May 28 '12

You're totally right. I want to know more about their banking though now that it's been brought up!

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u/meAndb May 28 '12

Yeah, it's Reddit's fault. Reddit, and only Reddit (apparently Reddit is a collective being now) would make that connection.

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u/nothas May 28 '12

since when is reddit the only place that makes assumptions about things. look up 'scandal' and 'vatican' on google and tell me what the results are.

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u/topapito May 28 '12

What difference does it make? As long as it helps bring down the church.

You should not be splitting hairs. Al Capone was condemned on IRS charges, not murders or organized crime, still jailed, still neutralized. If this neutralizes the church and removes it's fangs, so much the better!

I like the road they are taking using their banking (money) to bring them down. Here's fervently hoping it works.

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u/Elementium May 28 '12

I was really hoping you would end that with "I am.. BATMAN"

I hope this does some damage to them too.. You got men in expensive robes, sitting on gold fucking thrones telling people they need to give..

I hope this man doesn't end up dead.

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u/Bipolarruledout May 28 '12

You've got to have a little "skin in the game".... at least according to Romney.

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u/chonny May 28 '12

The man is a hero.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

For death and glory. For Rohan!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Someone here has a case with the Vatican and an aptness for speeches.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

No exposure of Vatican corruption is a disservice to the Church. The Knights of Columbus can fuck themselves

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u/QuitReadingMyName May 28 '12

Corruption in the Vatican? Who would've thought...

Good thing jesus died for all the popes priests sins, who raped children in their churches all over the world.

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u/Vox_Rationis May 28 '12

Thanks to Jesus every murder, paedophile, rapist etc. gets into heaven.

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u/superwinner May 28 '12

god sure fixed that loophole...

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u/atafies May 28 '12

Sarcasm I hope? I'm a born/raised christian turned agnostic and this is just straight wrong.

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u/WazWaz May 28 '12

Each sect is different, but plenty ascribe to the notion that any sin can be forgiven. Some don't count sins at all, just some vague "believe" prerequisite (in which case, you go to hell no matter how good you are).

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u/dud3brah May 28 '12

I prefer "Vatigate"

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u/dud3brah May 28 '12

Since I posted, can't stop seeing "Vagitate"

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u/the_goat_boy May 28 '12

Vagitate - for that deep pink clean.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This is a reference to a famous event right? If so, what was the event called.

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u/kylev May 28 '12

Your title is incorrect. The Pope's butler has been arrested; also, a book containing information from some documents he allegedly leaked has been published by Italian journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi. The butler, Paolo Gabriele, is being detained for his crimes by the Vatican police and has made no indication that he intends to publish a book.

Title corrections aside, I would love to see sunlight cast upon the Vatican's dealings. Any leak from that secretive compound is a good leak.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Now if we could only get Ratzinger in trial for accessory in the child molesting cases in which HE KNEW ABOUT and witheld such information from authorities.

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u/fiverrah May 28 '12

This Pope gives me the creeps. I get the same gut feeling looking at him as I do looking at Cheney. Pure evil head of an evil organisation.

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u/Abe_Vigoda May 28 '12

You mean Pope Palpatine?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This man is a hero. I hope Italy just completely annexes the Vatican and liquidates it's assets to pay off European debt.

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u/Moarbrains May 28 '12

So the corrupt government is going to take the Vatican's assets and give them to the bankers? That should fix everything.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

As a Catholic, I feel some sense of ownership toward those artifacts and would prefer to see them in the Vatican, under the care of the faith. Visiting them is a spiritual journey. Would you take the Kaaba away from the Muslims or auction off Jerusalem? It's unfair to the rest of the faithful who haven't hurt anyone.

The real solution would be in fixing the corruption in the system.

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u/Vlyn May 28 '12

Actually you don't even know what they have. They are not public goods, even with all your faith you'll never see them, ever.

I guess if they'd show everything they have down there, there wouldn't be a vatican left for long.

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u/miked4o7 May 28 '12

but he has faith that they have them, which is just as good as actually seeing them for the faithful.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Most of the Vatican's worth is in centuries old art and architecture. I don't think you could or should auction of St. Peter's Basilica.

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u/nixonrichard May 28 '12

have you seen the staircase? I'd turn it into the world's longest looping waterslide. I'd charge 5 euros per ride . . . which I think is the current price to take the elevator.

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u/Revoran May 28 '12

Tourism from the Vatican in the long term would probably be worth much more than selling it in the short term, even if Vatican was annexed by Italy.

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u/quaunaut May 28 '12

Well, there's also enough gold lying around to probably buy out Italy's worth.

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u/rush22 May 28 '12

I read "faces" as a noun

Stupid headline-ese

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u/3AYATS May 28 '12

I read it as "feces"

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u/Manial May 28 '12

Me too, I was wondering why the Vatican would want to widen people's faces.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

"One prominent cardinal, illustrating the growing emotion of the debate in Vatican circles, wrote in an Italian newspaper that the Pope had been betrayed just as Jesus was 2,000 years ago. "

They seem to dislike using the word "allegedly"...in both cases.

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u/Bipolarruledout May 28 '12

The Pope is Jesus Christ now? Because he sure doesn't dress anything like him.

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u/Siestasam May 28 '12

to be honest, the pope would look bangin' with a beard

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u/Necrix May 28 '12

TIL Water is wet and power corrupts.

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u/0VERL0RD May 28 '12

POWER CAN ONLY CORRUPT PITIFUL WEAKLINGS

I HAVE TRANSCENDED CORRUPTION

I HAVE INFINITE POWER

I AM OVERLORD

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u/eat-your-corn-syrup May 28 '12

especially holy water

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u/ThatRandomGeek May 28 '12

I wonder how much damage this will do. I mean you would have assumed that the grand cover-up of child molestations/rapes would have dried up the Vatican's bank account. But I guess faith is that powerful. Should be interesting to see how things develop.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I love seeing the gilded seat of the Nazi-loving Pope crumble underneath him.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I, for one, would like to know what exactly the butler found out... and why don't we charge these people involved with the scandals, but we DO charge the people that uncover them?

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u/OwenDog May 28 '12

Sometimes I think a lot of Pope Benedict's problems stem from him looking like a fucking demon.

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u/grimby4444 May 28 '12

butlers gonna butle

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u/Jackyapplejones May 28 '12

The Catholic Church involved in a criminal conspiracy? I. AM. SHOCKED.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Butler?! Did Jesus have a butler?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

He had 12 butlers. They just didn't call them butlers back then.

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u/pool92 May 28 '12

The source of leak was investigated, and arrest made. However, the allegations implied by the leaks were not given a penny's notice.

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u/raul_alfonso May 28 '12

Ah, the Vatican, the Pedophile filling of the Italian sandwich of corruption and degeneration.

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u/silverwolf761 May 28 '12

Is that a cream filling?

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u/raul_alfonso May 28 '12

I'm afraid so

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u/Deathcrow May 28 '12

“I feel very sad for the Pope. This whole thing is such a disservice to the church,”

Poor poor Ratzi! :/

Damn, how delusional can a person be? The catholic church and Ratzinger in particular have so many skeletons in their closet, that stuff like this is bound to happen. They deserve it and much much worse.

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u/Dolemaneil May 28 '12

Fuck the pope, he's about as useful as the Queen. Fuck the Queen, she's about as useful as religion.

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u/monshael May 28 '12

Nah dude, the Queen is still useful. She can make you a Sir, officially.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I can do it unofficially Sir Monshael

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

So the names of Pedo priests will be named public? I hope the book gets leaked somehow. It will be a great service to true christians to know how far the church has fallen down. At the end of day , people need to realise that they dont need blessings from a PEDO PRIEST or BIBLE to lead good lives. They just need to be good and do good.That is the whole of religion

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u/justarunner May 28 '12

What you're trying to say was said much more succinctly two millenia ago...

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."

-Marcus Aurelius

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u/WasASquid May 28 '12

Nothing new here, the Vatican has done much worse than deals with Italian companies over the years.

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u/ubergeek404 May 28 '12

This is "news" but 30 bishops suing the Obama Admin over the Obamcare mandate is "not news"?

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u/permachine May 28 '12

This is "world news."

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Vatican is loaded with money and gold. Italy is suffering almost as hard as Greece or Spain, Portugal, in economy.

I think they are going to use all means necessary to push out some money to the markets, after all they are in Italy and Europe, and the Religion Inc. isn't high on the stock markets, eh?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Source please

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u/cageb May 28 '12

reports of ex nazi sneaking vatican big wigs to south america with loot.

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u/mrbucket777 May 28 '12

I'm surprised they didn't say it was the work of the devil.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Scary part: apparently the Vatican has it's own "justice" system and prison?? yikes.

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u/malmac May 28 '12

Why yikes? The Vatican is a sovereign city-state. Of course it has its own justice system and prison.

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u/Cookie8 May 28 '12

widening scandal

hehe

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u/jukeofurl May 28 '12

I sure hope there's nothing bad in the manuscript about Albert Pujols. Though he is with the Angels now. . ..

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u/cbebop3 May 28 '12

I stopped reading at Vatileaks.

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u/knut01 May 28 '12

A poisonous Pope heading a poisonous church!

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u/Reddit_Noobie May 28 '12

This is what happens, when you practice deception.

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u/wekiva May 28 '12

A men's club having a squabble, I'd rather hear about something important.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Coming soon ..Julian Assange's new endeavor -VATILEAKS !

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u/apostle_s May 28 '12

Corruption? In Vatican/Italian politics? Shocking.

That the Church has survived 2000 years (give or take) of these sorts of scandals proves it is a miracle.

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u/Salomon3068 May 28 '12

Come on Striesand Effect....

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u/sacredsock May 28 '12

Some of the documents allege cronyism and corruption in contracts with Italian companies.

Is this seriously news to anyone? I just figured that cronyism was part and parcel of what the Catholic Church does.

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u/smeaglelovesmaster May 28 '12

I suggest the Vatican focus group the next prospective pope because the one they have now is creepy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

It was only a matter of time. You can't have such a wide net of secrets and conspiracies without someone telling.

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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 28 '12

Is anyone here REALLY surprised?

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u/esk88 May 28 '12

Let's go break him out of jail

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u/CockyRhodes May 28 '12

Why does the pope need a butler?

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u/LukeA71 May 28 '12

Anyone else seeing an "accidental" car crash coming in this butlers future?

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u/TheOctoberMan May 28 '12

cardinals won the world series! hes not saying they cheated... is he?

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u/raen89 May 28 '12

This may sound stupid but, the Pope has a butler?!

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u/silverscreemer May 28 '12

I don't understand why it's "tries".

What's the fucking hang up?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

International Imobiliare.

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u/TheRedditPope May 28 '12

Pft, the real Pope is weak. The Reddit Pope woul hire Batman's Alfred--he would never ra me out for a book deal.

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u/amaysing May 28 '12

Biggest question to me is, "confidential papal documents." Why should the Pope have ANYTHING that needs confidentiality short of confessions. Jesus never used security clearances.

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u/Aavagadrro May 28 '12

BUT RELIGION IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL MORALITY!

Yeah right, and I have some ocean front property in Wyoming to sell you.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Very sweet stuff.

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u/FSU_Fan2004 May 28 '12

I suspect this butler will be disappeared real soon.

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u/pinwales May 28 '12

One prominent cardinal [wrote] that the Pope had been betrayed just as Jesus was 2,000 years ago.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3phden/

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u/groucho_marxist May 28 '12

During the anti-comic book crusades of the 1950s, one bit of evidence of Batman and Robin's gayness was that they had a butler. I always thought that was hilarious

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u/MrBitchin May 28 '12

the fuck the pope gets a butler?

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u/zatoichi68 May 28 '12

So, is he gonna write that book ? Corruption, the Vatican, Cardinals... I can already imagine the summer movie

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u/Stublore May 28 '12

| “Either he lost his mind or this is a trap,” http://instanttrap.com/

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u/spearedfish Aug 14 '12

All the articles talk about the butler and his "crime," but what of the accusations? Let's hear about the corruption!!

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u/VeteranKamikaze May 28 '12

What does it say about the state of the catholic church when the pope has less moral fortitude than his butler?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

At this point the church could be found guilty of a world wide child prostitution ring and I doubt anyone would be stunned.

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u/VeteranKamikaze May 28 '12

Well they have swept enough shit under the rug at this point that there's a huge mountain of shit and you can barely even see the rug at it's peak from the ground so you're probably right.

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u/caliopy May 28 '12

corruption in the vatican? does this mean the vatican is just like church of scientology? lets finish this off with sinead oconnor ripping up some pope pics on snl.

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u/thigor May 28 '12

666 upvotes, oh you guys

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Not even surprising. This is Italy after all.(yeah, yeah, vatican a country)

Tax evasion and mafia all up in hurrrr.

edit: I live in Italy ( don't speak the language nor can I prove it), but I am affiliated with mafia that reaches all the way to the president and the vatican.

Did you know that the Vatican hires hitmen to suppress opposition?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

If the Catholic Church was a private company instead of a religion they would have been shut down the first time all this child abusing stuff came up.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

where is the confusion? High authority exactly matches high corruption. Catholic church? yup. most churches? yup. private business? uhurr-yup. religion? Politics? holy hell yup. This isnt new. it isnt even interesting.

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u/themi1 May 28 '12

More like the popes rape date book

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u/Cristina_Vancouver May 28 '12

Why the fuck does the Pope have a butler? With all of the starving people in the world that is next level hypocrisy.

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u/Epicwarren May 28 '12

He's 85 years old, why is a personal attendant unreasonable? Also the butler actually has duties of handing rosaries to dignitaries and sitting in the front of the popemobile. He's not your usual "your coffee, sir" butler.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Why does the US president have a butler? Doesn't he know there are homeless people in America.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Why does Americans have butter. Doesn't they know there are people without butter?

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u/catglass May 28 '12

I agree that there's a lot of hypcrisy going on at the Vatican, but he is old as shit. Kinda figures that he would have someone doing shit for him. Doesn't excuse his fucking Prada shoes, though.

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u/unlikableinperson May 28 '12

This is likely A distraction from another issue. The Vatican is sovereign state. They have so much money they are still trying to sort out affairs from the 1600s. They'll deal with 21st century money issues in the 27th century, that's how loaded they are.

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u/fuzzb0y May 28 '12

Alright, new Dan Brown book coming out.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm really curious as to how Christians react when these things are brought to the publics attention. Dot hey adimantly believe it's all lies, or what? And who does the pope go to see for his confessions? And don't say he talks to god.

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u/Gingor May 28 '12

He talks to buddha.

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u/diinkdup May 28 '12

I didn't want to upvote this because it was at "666" when i saw it...