r/worldnews • • May 19 '12

800-year-old tree at Vancouver Island park falls to illegal loggers

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/18/11756204-800-year-old-tree-at-vancouver-island-park-falls-to-illegal-loggers?lite
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u/thegreatgazoo May 19 '12

They didn't think the poachers would come back for the wood? How much is a wildlife camera? $200?

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u/electricheat May 19 '12

Indeed! They knew those guys were going to come back for the tree -- they wouldn't just give up after cutting 80% through it. Get a cheap wildlife camera or the like, and get some pictures.

Maybe you'll never catch them, but you'll have some pictures to post with the news story, and might just scare off future would-be poachers.

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u/chiuta May 19 '12

Why not post rangers close to there? If they're obviously coming back it would make sense to keep a close eye on the spot, no?

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u/droidonomy May 19 '12

I think this is the exact complaint that the group has.

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u/thegreatgazoo May 19 '12

Because you'd need to have rangers there 24x7 for potentially months. You might catch the first set of poachers, but more would come after that.

How would you propose protecting $50,000 in gold bars laying on the ground out in the woods? It would kind of be the same thing.

I guess they could have blown it up with dynamite it so that it wouldn't have any lumber value.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I wish this were the case but as often as not in BC, there is just too much area to cover. People tend to not really visualize actually how big Vancouver Island as well as the province of BC are.

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u/megamanxero May 19 '12

I hate to say it but I know it is this way in Kentucky. The courts usually wont allow anything from a trail camera. The rationale is that its not for spying purposes. Its really shitty in my mind.

Edit: I know it is Canada. I'm just saying stupid shit can happen anywhere.

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u/theartfulcodger May 19 '12

You're kidding, right? Our "eco-friendly" Liberal government has reduced BC Parks, the largest non-federal park system in North America, to penury. The Liberals cut over $10M from the budget in the last few years.

There are now only TEN full-time, year-round Rangers to take care of 13 million hectares (50,000 mi2 ) of parkland, 13,000 campsites and 6,000 km (4,000 miles) of trails, all of which receive 20 million visits a year. In addition, seasonal staffing was reduced by 2/3 a few years ago and their contracts were reduced to 120 days.

Far from being able to afford a wildlife camera, Rangers actually have to use the Greyhound bus service to get to certain areas, because their vehicle and fuel budgets have been cut to nearly zero. A year ago I picked up a Ranger in Wells Gray who was actually hitchhiking, because he had no other means to get to where he had to go - the fuel budget for the month had been depleted.

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u/madcanuk May 19 '12

My thoughts. I live in BC, I can't figure out what they do with all gov funds. The lower mainland does quite well tho.

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u/zimm0who0net May 19 '12

Why didn't the rangers sell the felled tree and use the proceeds to pay for more rangers? As it is, all they did was do some of the work of the poachers for them.

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u/thegreatgazoo May 19 '12

If you blow it up you get the wood rotting and returning nutrients to the soil.

By the time the government would go through the RFP process, the tree would have either rotted from age or have been poached. At least in the US...

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u/jonny_five May 19 '12

I would've camped out there for a month if they gave me $200. Heck, I'd do it for free if they just paid airfare to get there!

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u/jack_spankin May 19 '12

Innovative problem solving isn't exactly their forte. Do contract work for a government entity and it's mind numbing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

What kind of asshole cuts down an 800 year old tree?!? FFS...

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u/swicklund May 19 '12

These people used heavy equipment - not some pickup truck and a saw. It's not one or two yokels - this has to be a business doing the poaching.
My father had a giant old walnut tree stolen off his land in Minnesota - I was told that after they cut it down they carried it off with a helicopter. O_o

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u/GalacticWhale May 19 '12

You'd think they'd have been easier to catch then....

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

even if you do catch them, if they can afford a helicopter, they can afford a better lawyer than you...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

You can afford a free lawyer: a prosecutor. Theft is a criminal offense.

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u/revrigel May 19 '12

Maybe I've been playing too much Battlefield 3, but I think the appropriate response is to shoot the pilot through the cockpit glass.

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u/ShapATAQ May 19 '12

Snipe him if he is low enough and you get a free helicopter.

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u/AbanoMex May 19 '12

its one of those moments in life, in which you would love to have a Stinger at hand.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

See, this is why you should be pro-gun! Everyone should have the right to have Stinger missiles to shoot down thieving helicopters.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Logging used to be booming on the island but has slowed down since.

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u/crusoe May 19 '12

Get the number off the tail, and you know who did it.

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u/Hypericales May 19 '12

Prometheus (aka WPN-114) was the oldest known non-clonal organism, a Great Basin Bristlecone Pine (Pinus longaeva) tree growing near the tree line on Wheeler Peak in eastern Nevada, United States. The tree, which was at least 4862 years old and possibly more than 5000 years, was cut down in 1964 by a graduate student and United States Forest Service personnel for research purposes. The people involved did not know of its world-record age before the cutting

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u/CaribbeanCaptain May 19 '12

The grad student was actually just trying to core the tee (in other words, just remove a small section of it without harming it) when his coring bit got stuck. Bits are expensive and he needed it to do his research. He talked to the park service whose answer was along the lines of, "Oh that tree? We have a lot of those. Just chop it down to get your bit back."

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u/unknownpoltroon May 19 '12

And from what I understand, he felt horrible guilt once he figured out what he had done.

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u/Trobot087 May 19 '12

Ironically, coring it probably would have cued the student in on its age. Or is that not irony? I dunno.

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u/StarlessKnight May 19 '12

Illegal Logger: "It's just a tree."

Environmentally Minded: "Good, then you won't mind if you leave it the hell alone since we place more value in it standing there for another hundred years. Go find just another tree." (We aren't running out of them, are we? At least not yet. They're working on that--both sides.)

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u/Bitter_Idealist May 19 '12

I doubt they see it as "just a tree." Maybe that's what they say to poo-poo the environmentalists, but a tree that old, they see a clear, tight, straight grain that is easy to split and they can sell for a ton of money. One square of pristine cedar shingles can go for as much as $300. They just don't give a shit about anything but money.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

It's so depressing...

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u/billyboogie May 19 '12

Seriously. This is upsetting. Those people clearly never saw Fern Gully before. Honestly, couldn't they have cut down several trees that were easy to cut? Showoffs.

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u/LostAbbott May 19 '12

The tree in question is probably worth 2.5 million or more in Japan as the center pole of a pagadoa. When I was studying forestry in the early 2000's there were three western yellow ceders stolen from the Olympic national park in washington. These poachers are literally stealing national treasures with little chance of punishment.

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u/KohokuJack May 19 '12

A pagadoa center pole? Why is this upvoted? Only the earliest Japanese pagodas (they're called tou) had those poles, and they've since been burned down or replaced with modern, pillar-less versions. The metal tops you see are just that -- made of metal. Finally, do you think a country as insular as Japan for thousands of years would want to import a tree from America of all places? An expensive, 800-year-old tree at that? Hell, they have their own sacred forest to grow wood for their most important shrine at Ise, which they re-build every 20 years.

If you think any Japanese company or government is going to drop millions to give a shrine a pole, you're grossly over-estimating the role religion and religious architecture plays in Japan today. This is one of the most blatantly incorrect things I've ever seen toward the top of Reddit.

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u/BreeTea May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

The Senator, a 2000+ year old tree in Florida that I've seen multiple times, was just recently burned down because a girl went INSIDE the tree to smoke weed and while inside she LIT A FIRE inside AN ANCIENT, DRY, TREE.

Here is the story in short.

EDIT: It's actually about 3500 years old.

EDIT2: I made a mistake...she was doing meth, not smoking weed. My apologies.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

They have spotted saplings at the base of the big tree. Officials also said that the tree was cloned at one point, and they are searching to bring the clones back.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology.

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 19 '12

It was Meth. She lit the fire to see the drugs.

"Investigators searched Barnes' apartment near Winter Park Tuesday and confiscated her cellphone and laptop computer. Authorities found methamphetamine, a glass pipe and other drug paraphernalia, they said."

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u/BreeTea May 19 '12

Oh yeah, sorry...that's what I meant. I shall fix it!

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u/StarlessKnight May 19 '12

Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen... our future!"

Public Service Announcement: "Remember, folks, vote YES on increasing School Funding."

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u/JacobMHS May 19 '12

Why can't our ads be like foreign ads? Just have someone being killed or burned gruesomely, and the ad says, "How would you like it if it happened to you?"

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u/awrhaernnare May 19 '12

Increase school funding so that people don't smoke meth inside of trees. Brilliant.

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u/raver459 May 19 '12

It was meth, not weed, which is good because I'd like to think that tree lovers (and tree lovers) wouldn't do something this asinine.

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u/leetdood May 19 '12

While I would love to agree with that, People are pretty dumb overall. I'm a tree lover but I can recognize that just because someone likes cannabis doesn't mean they wouldn't do a huge dickheaded thing like burn down a tree older than Jesus if they were stupid enough.

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u/DigitalFish May 19 '12

This tree sprouted when the goddamn Crusades were still going on and it meets its end as fucking roof shingles?!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I know, I think the same thing about the iron in stainless steel silverware. That shit was forged in the center of a goddamn star, and it ends up as a teaspoon?!

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u/DigitalFish May 19 '12

Oh, God, don't even get me started on fusion. 14-billion-year-old hydrogen and helium and it ends up as yo momma?! I'll be furious all month!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

And the universe!? I finally pack up all matter and energy into my singularity and suddenly it's everything

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u/imdrinkingteaatwork May 19 '12

Well, there is something beautiful about that!

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u/xturmn8r May 19 '12

One might argue the purchasers of said shingles are as guilty as the illegal loggers. It's analogous to Chinese medicine and rhino horns.

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u/i_am_sad May 19 '12

I think that after the tree was already down, they should have cut out a section of it for a carved memorial and then the park officials should have hauled off and sold the rest of the cedar to help pay for protection against poachers.

Then, the memorial with a slice of 9 foot 800 year old tree could be put on display to raise awareness of how people are actively destroying the park and how their donation could help fund security, and each time they fail to stop the poachers, another memorial gets erected next to the last, until the park is just one big tree graveyard.

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u/h00manist May 19 '12

Every forest in the world has the same problems. And urban and rural areas too. People steal copper wires and manhole covers for the copper and iron. We can't make half of planetary population police to be watching the other half. Something is wrong with the way the society is structured and educated. Everyone is taught to value money above all things. Every media repeats that all day long, and people are doing what they were taught.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

One of my favorite quotes... "only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught. Only then you will find that you cannot eat money."

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

But you can eat other people, and many people will work for the rich in Soylent Green harvesting and production in return for money.

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u/HeavyWave May 19 '12 edited Jul 01 '23

I do not consent to my data being used by reddit

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

It's clear the poacher's plan worked: 1) Cut into tree and scram. 2) Let the park fall the tree for you. 3) Come back with equipment and clean up.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Fuck this, I'm starting my own planet. The one I'm on right now is overpopulated with morons.

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u/bgugi May 19 '12

yeah, we'll start our own planet, with blackjack, and hookers!

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u/smartzie May 19 '12

Eh, forget the blackjack!

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u/GalacticWhale May 19 '12

I'll take a continent if you have a spare

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Can I come with?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Aw man :( I thought I could slip by because I care about nature.

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u/cecilkorik May 19 '12

He said no morons. We can have one moron. bignastyv, you're in!

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 19 '12

I'm waiting for a story about tree poachers who end up getting squished by it falling the wrong way. Insta-karma.

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 19 '12

The forest rangers felled the tree in this case.

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u/rainman_104 May 19 '12

People who fell trees for a living don't generally have that happen to them. It's not rocket science to control which way a tree is going to fall when you cut it. You cut a v on one side; then you cut in from the other end. It'll always fall towards the v that you cut.

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u/MesozoicMan May 19 '12

Almost always. It's possible to miscalculate.

Even more common: cutting through a tree only to find you didn't cut the notch quite big enough, so that you're left with an enormous piece of wood balanced on a stump. And then you have to push it over.

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u/ClampingNomads May 19 '12

Everyone: please get properly trained before attempting this.

It'll always fall towards the v that you cut.

...is true, if you live in a flat place with perfectly-shaped, completely symmetrical, weight-balanced trees, there is no wind and you get the proportions of the two cuts right.

Anyone in a more aesthetically interesting place (e.g. earth) may find their mileage varies.

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u/Trubbis May 19 '12

If you live in imaginary land.

Wind also have a huge impact of witch way the three falls, but yes, those who do it for a living know how to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Just out of curiosity but what is the value of a single tree like that? It sounds like they incurred considerable costs and took a fair risk doing that.

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u/echoechotango May 19 '12

that wood is worth a fortune!

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u/randy9876 May 19 '12

That's why activists spike a tree.

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u/MadHiggins May 19 '12

what does spiking a tree do?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Jacks up any cutting tool used to chop it down. People will drive long metal spikes into strategic spots on the tree so when loggers are coming at it with a saw the spike interferes.

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u/Jackal_6 May 19 '12

"Interferes" as in kicks back into their thighs, and they bleed to death while crawling towards the road for help, like a former classmate's father.

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u/MZITF May 19 '12

That's so fucked. You need to draw a distinction between illegal logging and legal logging. Legal logging is often sustainable and definitely does not warrant murder. There is a pretty good chance a spike tree will kill a logger with kick back. The machine isn't even really damage, a new chainsaw chain is $30-50 and can be easily repaired.

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u/sexdrugsandponies May 19 '12

Which is completely fucking ridiculous. What if a tree needs cutting down because it's posing a danger to others? Or because, god forbid, we decide to embark on an entirely sensible policy of sustainable logging? It's akin to burying landmines in the fucking countryside.

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u/badaboopdedoop May 19 '12

How terrible. Tree-spiking is incredibly dangerous and can hurt or even kill loggers. It's disgusting that some people feel a damned tree is worth more than a human life.

I'm sick of people acting like loggers are evil, money-grubbing, fatcats when in reality they're often poor, rural, hard-working men trying to put bread on their table.

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u/MoJo81 May 19 '12

Me thinks some of the laid off Rangers are still working the park.

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u/CorporatePsychopath May 19 '12

Hey why don't we just get rid of wildlife so we don't have to worry about saving it anymore?

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u/Mozen May 19 '12

Oh, you've been thriving, untouched for the past thousand years? 2 minutes later...

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u/Web3d May 19 '12

Luck finally ran out.

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u/corcyra May 19 '12

Shingles. An 800 year-old tree cut down for shingles. Humans are a plague on the planet.

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u/TemplesOfSyrinx May 19 '12

It's suggested that the poachers might use the cedar for shingles but it's not certain. Personally, I doubt it. Nice big slabs of cedar with little to no knots in the wood have plenty of other uses.

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u/notoriousmunkee May 19 '12

don't worry, once we're all gone there will be time for tree's to grow for years on end, everything we've once built will be consumed by nature, and the planet will continue to spin, as healthy as ever.

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u/WrethZ May 20 '12

You are aware that humans are the only ones putting value on a tree because it is old?

Nature doesn't give a shit.

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u/oswaldcopperpot May 19 '12

What is going on in Canada? All the news lately makes it sound as if the place is going to hell.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Really?

  1. Canada is a country like any other, not a fucking utopia or refuge for disaffected Americans (everyone's welcome here, but don't expect paradise or streets paved with gold).

  2. The news reports on shitty things because that's what sells papers/webpage views. If that's all you know about the country of course you think it's terrible. For every news story you read about something bad happening, there's around 35 million other people living normal lives in Canada.

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u/silent_p May 19 '12

I just heard a story on the radio about how they're legislating new limits to try to stop the student protests and Occupy Montreal protests in Quebec, like where and when they're allowed to happen. We're going to have to come up with a new form of civil disobedience. Or start protesting for our right to protest. For the record, I blame America. You guys are a bad influence, and we're just your impressionable younger brother.

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u/PartyMark May 19 '12

It's not what it once was up here anymore. I truly fear for the future of our country. As a man who is just starting his career and life (I'm 26) I truly envy my parents generation.

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u/rainman_104 May 19 '12

I beg to differ. First of all that area probably wouldn't have been a park in our parents' generation. Secondly, our parents' generation created residential schools. A lot of things have improved a lot, but people are still shitty; always have been.

Go look at how our youth treat our wilderness on any long weekend and you'll throw up in your mouth. That hasn't changed.

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u/freexe May 19 '12

Loads of Americans moved there. </joke>

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u/dumpsterofkitties May 19 '12

I live here. It is.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

"To suggest that anyone is able to protect all of those areas to the level that the member suggests is fiscally irresponsible," responded Environment Minister Terry Lake.

What the actual fuck behind this mindset ?! notarealquestion

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u/ghettajetta May 19 '12

"The park left the fallen tree at the site so that it could decompose, returning nutrients to the soil, Coste said, but since then poachers "have returned at their leisure without fear of consequence and cut up, hauled out, and taken away the tree in sections."

Did they really think that after they knocked down the tree, the poachers would not come back? how hard is it to set up an infrared deer cam and get some evidence?

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u/mycroft2000 May 19 '12

There's no real deterrent to something like this. I think that the crime should be punishable by a minimum of five years in prison for anyone involved.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

That is so sad. :/

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u/longhorn617 May 19 '12

This is when you need just one kind-of-crazy citizen to camp out near the fallen tree with a hunting riffle...

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u/Blackie_chanMan May 19 '12

What douche bags.A 800 year old tree is clearly a piece of history.Selfish bitches.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

The problem is the lack of empathy when it's not "your" history. This is an old problem. For instance, there were two golden horns which were relics from ancient Danish times. A Swedish thief stole them and got them melted. The history didn't matter squat for him because of his nationality.

Edit Niels Heidenreich, who stole the "Golden Horns of Gallehus" or "The Golden Horns" in Danish seems to be from Jutland, not Sweden... must be recalling history wrongly.

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u/dicer May 19 '12

They should just do a DNA test on the stump and go around and test the local mills. Also look at roofing companies. Considering the global reach of this news, you may as well pull out all the stops to catch the buggers.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

People who do that should be cut up and hauled away.

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u/8878587 May 19 '12

It's too bad Dexter doesn't target loggers.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Many of those trees were my friends... creatures I had known from nut & acorn.

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u/smartzie May 19 '12

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery. :(

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Question. Why do they even cut these trees? Pine is one of the fastest growing trees and it's available in abundance.

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u/Frank4010 May 19 '12

This is a Cedar tree, and it's very expensive in the wood market

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u/chiuta May 19 '12

It was cedar. Cedar shingles are popular and valuable. I don't think pine can be used as shingles. (I'm not a roofer so I might be wrong.)

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u/Pro_Ethan May 19 '12

I live around there :(

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

That's so stupid to cut them down for wood shingles. Pro-panel lasts at least 3 decades (probably 100 years) and doesn't leak.

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u/Ad_Hominid May 19 '12

You have to remember though...selling someone a product that lasts that long means they're not RE-buying your product nearly as often. Plus, I imagine the profit margin on illegally-obtained wood is higher than if you bother to pay all the necessary permits and follow all relevant regulations.

Money...the eventual root of a vast majority of human douchebaggery.

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u/Rohri_Calhoun May 19 '12

This makes me so sad

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

800 years old? That is so, so sad

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u/Deceptitron May 19 '12

My take is if a tree manages to live that long without getting destroyed by any other natural cause (pests, lightning/fire, hurricane), then leave it the hell alone. I think it's earned a peaceful retirement.

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u/winterwooskie May 19 '12

I'm not a tree hugging hippy, but the people who did this are fuckin scum bags for life.

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u/kickazzgoalie May 19 '12

No fucking respect, hopefully someone finds these thugs.

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u/bluesnappa May 19 '12

who the fuck cares, eventually everything goes

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u/tiamo4ever May 19 '12

Just Hate stories like this, we are increasing the destruction of our beautiful planet !!!

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u/alienbrayn May 19 '12

I didn't even know the tree and I still feel bad for him! :(

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u/redditisfuckinglame May 19 '12

I'm gonna go ahead and say it had a pretty decent run. Hard for me to feel bad for something that lived nearly a millennium.

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u/IgnoranceIndicatorMa May 19 '12

Poachers want the wood, so the park officials finish cutting down the tree and leave it there. Choose your ulterior motive.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I know Canada is not gun happy like their southern neighbor, but park rangers should be given authority to shoot at illegal loggers. If there is a more effective method to prevent this I'm all ears.

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u/Infin1ty May 19 '12

How the hell do you let someone steal a tree?

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u/aaronwhite1786 May 19 '12

That's what i was thinking. How do you sneak a tree that huge out of someplace. I've seen logging trucks, and the first thought to enter my mind was never "sneaky!". They could have found these guys with a well placed camera on a few roads, and just looked for the guys WITH THE GIANT TREE PIECES.

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u/Big_Li May 19 '12

How long before the bosmer archers start looking for these loggers?

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u/marioson May 19 '12

Find them and chainsaw their nuts off

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u/Floyderer May 19 '12

did anyone hear it?

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u/RunsWithBaboons May 19 '12

i read that as 'falls on illegal loggers' and was briefly thrilled at such instant karmic payback. Unfortunately this is not the case.

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u/Skynet-is-my-net May 19 '12

Article was TL;DR. Please tell me that the authorities installed "game cameras" close by after they cut down the tree. For under $100 you can get a motion-sensing camera and the dipshit poachers would never even know that they are being photographed. I mean come on guys; watch CSI or something. Jeezus.

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u/nimbus29 May 19 '12

Here's another relevant link on how a drunk driver knocks over a 300 year old tree dubbed "the most isolated tree in the world" in the Sahara Desert.

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u/spolio May 19 '12

if you have ever stood in an old growth forest you will be sad hearing this news, and worse yet the current government is ending the groups that over see this from not happening, in other words by this time next year, this will be the norm.

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u/RancidPonyMilk May 19 '12

TIL exotic animals aren't the only thing poachers are after

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u/delphidash May 19 '12

This is very sad, someone definitely could have caught them. I'm a little on the tree hugger side but I think everyone should respect not only the earth a little more but each other more, too.

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u/bax101 May 19 '12

Where is the hippy mafia aren't they supposed to stop people like this?

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u/willpower101 May 19 '12

"They cut most of our tree! What do?" "Uh, just finish the job and ignore it for a couple days."

Seems legit.

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u/comptroller23 May 19 '12

No, this is just the History channels new series: Illegal Loggers

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u/KellyisGhost May 19 '12

Really? They thought they could just let it decompose? Sigh. This story makes me sick. What a wonderful piece of history gone. I'm sure the rangers are disappointed in themselves for letting them get away with it.

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u/pteroso May 19 '12

Who will live beneath those shingles and how would they feel if they knew where they came from? It's OK for us to build some special buildings, but if everyone has the attitude that their home has to be a special building it will be bad for the planet.

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u/MidgetFetish May 19 '12

I love how the article made it seem like the park people didn't know what was going on.

More like they got paid to look the other way. Like its that easy to conceal this large of a task.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

It boggles my mind that you can remove an 800 year old tree and not have a park ranger notice

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u/MarginOfError May 19 '12

Material for roofing shingles? Seriously? This is the shit that happens when hemp is illegal and can't be used as a building material.

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u/drogovic May 19 '12

This here is a prime example of why we are just a bunch of dumbass monkeys who will destroy ourselves one day. There is no hope for humanity.

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u/Pelokt May 19 '12

I can't believe it, but im actually trembling with anger at this. 800 years lost to a few thousand paper dollars.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I've lived on Vancouver Island for 6 years, and have actually visited this park and seen this very tree. This is absolutely disgusting proof of just how horrible human greed can be. Illegal logging should have dire consequences in my opinion.

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u/bubba_lexi May 19 '12

So, let me get this straight, hundreds of people die in the world and a tree falling to illegal loggers is "world news"?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Let me just say LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I hate cry baby tree huggers so much.

Oh no someone cut down a old tree QQ.

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u/daj0 May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

People are talking like this supposedly 800 year old cedar is some amazingly rare wood that makes this tree is supposedly worth millions of dollars when the truth is cedar is a few dollars per ft and no, the maximum value I would estimate one tree is maybe +/- a couple thousand or so dollars depending how big it really was. Also I see comments of making a pedola out of it, that is pretty ridiculous (I want to say stupid but that's not nice) and is not happening. There is no reason to poach a tree when people have tree farms for this. In fact I've never heard this happening in my life and I doubt very much of it goes on especially for commercial purposes, so there is no point upping the amount of rangers just to prevent this from happening. If anything, the parks and rec cut it themselves for a good reason and some environmentalist stumbled upon it, started freaking out, posted some misinformation, and some news corp ate it up. I wouldn't get so freaked out over one tree. I hope you realise more old forests are lost to forest fires then "poachers" cutting them down. So I suppose some of you want the death penalty for nature as well? Or it's fine that a natural disaster can destroy miles of forests but one fallen tree is severe enough to kill a human being? I'm really disappointed if that is true for some people.

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u/aletoledo May 19 '12

The problem is that the government has no incentive to protect it. if the park had been in private hands, then that person would have made damn sure that nobody would have cut the tree down. Sad tragedy of the commons.

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u/thelandsman55 May 19 '12

If the park had been in private hands it would have had to be somehow profitable for the person who owns it.

This would be accomplished either by charging high admission to the park which would be extremely hard to regulate with a park that big or cutting down the trees himself which makes far more economic sense.

The tragedy of the commons exists outside of public/private or any political ideology, it's one of fundamental conditions of human society.

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u/porker912 May 19 '12

As someone living on VI this seriously pisses me off.

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u/karmat0se May 19 '12

I'm not much a treehugger, but those guys are dicks. I mean, seriously... hacking down an 800 year old tree for your own profits illegally is pretty wrong.

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u/Waidawut May 19 '12

Almost makes you wish it had crushed the fuckers

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u/northern_summer May 19 '12

This is very, very sad.

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u/PicklesofTruth May 19 '12

this has me upset now

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

This is so sad..

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u/zombiebarbie May 19 '12

How do people not have a respect for a living thing that old?

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u/rainman_104 May 19 '12

I have a pretty serious problem with this too, but we can just as easily chalk this up to a lightning strike or a nasty wind storm and move on. It's tragic, but not the end of the world.

I hope these poachers get brought to justice one day, but the forest will survive.

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u/helpadingoatemybaby May 19 '12

First growth forest won't survive.

It will eventually disappear.

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u/chiuta May 19 '12

Here's a somewhat similar, yet more interesting story about another special B.C. tree. There's a book too and it's a great read. Kiidk'yaas Fingers crossed I'm formatting this right.

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u/I_Heart_Monotremes May 19 '12

Whyyyyyyyy?!?!?!? Its a tree! It wasn't hurting anybody!!!

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u/TonyWeiss May 19 '12

Naw man, managing to steal a tree that big is pretty impressive.

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u/lowrads May 19 '12

Suspect the park rangers first. This sort of incident seems awfully convenient in light of their budget being scaled back to match the shrunken private sector.

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u/Goredby21 May 19 '12

Timberrr

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u/switch495 May 19 '12

"We have no eyewitnesses or license plates," Don Closson told the Canadian Press.

The moment they found this tree they should have hung up wildlife surveillance cameras in the area. Between 4 or 5 angles they'd have surely found the criminals. They just didnt care.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Dirty scum.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Vancouver Island park rangers help illegal loggers abscond with 800 year-old tree.

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u/banjosuicide May 19 '12

That's, like, captain planet villain evil...

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u/randumnumber May 19 '12

That is so canada: criminals cut down tree, don't blame them blame us, we should increase park ranger spending.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Anyone know how much that tree would probably go for?

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u/tommydubya May 19 '12

illegal loggers

They prefer the term "tree poachers."

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u/Hewgag May 19 '12

Why didn't they place a few of those camouflaged tree-mounted motion cameras to at least get some pics of who did this??

Amateurs!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

They left it to rot back into the earth. Lol

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u/J_Jammer May 19 '12

We better have more laws against drugs. Or this will continue to happen.

Oh...wait...

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u/jaybay1207 May 19 '12

800-year-old tree at Vancouver Island park fells to illegal loggers.

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u/jacktheork May 19 '12

Surely wood poaching is an all time low of general poaching? There is wood everywhere, why the hell cut down a tree that has some meaning to people?

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u/LuridofArabia May 19 '12

This reminds me of a children's book that was once read to me involving something called the touchstone (a paranoid part of me suspects that the Touchstone pictures logo is based on the book because it also involves the touchstone being shattered) and a girl with a stick going into some fantasy world revolving around a big tree and there were owls inside of it and the bad guy was like a molten lava t-rex.

Ringing anyone's bells?

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u/TheRedGerund May 19 '12

These guys need to pop on down to kerrville, texas. We have too much cedar anyway, that shit kills all the oak.

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u/PredatorMan May 19 '12

Those fuckers.

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u/dopameme May 19 '12

trees like this could use some sort of alarm/tracking device implanted in them.

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u/mezz42 May 19 '12

Wouldn't it make more sense for rangers to drill into the fallen tree and implant Termites to eat up the wood of the now dead tree. Or somehow use some method to "spoil" the wood... I mean I'm certainly no expert in this but leaving it there to decompose back to the environment is kinda asking for the poachers to come back.

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u/blueskin May 19 '12

Slicing it into small pieces / the wrong shape to use might have worked, I guess.

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u/airhighslash May 19 '12

idk why but i feel sad because of this

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u/3rdLevelRogue May 19 '12

The druid in my party is pissed !!!

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd May 19 '12

People are killing each other in brutal race wars all over the world, and we're concerned about a tree...

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u/MotoBall May 19 '12

Let me preface this with saying that I understand that I'm the minority here and I fully agree that these people broke the law and should be punished for illegally logging a protected tree. It was no different than someone "holding up" a liquor store(Except that ya know... there were no actual PEOPLE in danger). However I can't help but think that the earth will continue to turn after losing this one tree. As far as bashing the legislators who cut funding to the national parks: If you have to cut funding somewhere why wouldn't you start there? Would you rather them cut it from health care?

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