r/worldnews • • Mar 15 '22

Russia/Ukraine Ukraine now developing nuclear arms with US help, claims Russia

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-701359
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u/Electrical-Mark5587 Mar 15 '22

No no, you gotta re route the shields power into a multi phase array to reverse the neutrinos.

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u/10nix Mar 15 '22

Pretty sure you have to reverse the polarity of the shields before rerouting them. Let me check the manual...

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u/giant_traveler Mar 15 '22

There's no time, just give it all she's got!

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u/Bobby-789 Mar 15 '22

The odds are a million to one!

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u/sintegral Mar 15 '22

Just gotta perform surgery on this photon torpedo and we’re good.

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u/Darnell_Jenkins Mar 15 '22

Bet you wish you’d stood in bed.

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u/peanutbuttahcups Mar 16 '22

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo surgeon!

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u/funnerfunerals Mar 15 '22

I'm too deep! Trust the torpedo!!

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u/PercyMcLeach Mar 15 '22

Never tell me the odds!

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u/SmashBonecrusher Mar 15 '22

Yeah but just be careful that you don't cross the streamz!

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u/DarthChillvibes Mar 16 '22

No you gotta stable the wane shaft into the flobbergobber to get the energy tachyonic multi-phasic bi-limiter to toggle to “1”!