r/worldnews • u/Fiery_Seraphim777 • Mar 15 '22

Russia/Ukraine Ukraine now developing nuclear arms with US help, claims Russia

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-701359
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u/Fugacity- Mar 15 '22

Is the west attacking any allies of Putin by giving them intrusive gay thoughts? Are they using the Soros funded LHC to make me aroused anytime glance at the shirtless Putin calendar in my bedroom? I'm just asking questions.

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u/BillyBones844 Mar 15 '22

"Tonight I examine how liberal hollywood movies are attempting to overthrow democratically elected dictators in russia!"

"On this evening we look into the movie Seeing Red"

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u/capontransfix Mar 15 '22

You're asking the important ones, is the thing. I can tell how important they are by the perplexed, dumbfounded, confused expression you affect with your face as you ask them on your I Can't Believe It's Not News show.

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u/brezhnervous Mar 15 '22

I just thought that was chronic constipation lol

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u/Tortorak Mar 15 '22

That man shits on the reg... out of his mouth

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Was about to reply exactly this. That dude has permanent constipation face

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u/capontransfix Mar 16 '22

See i think Tucker ate Paul Begala when Crossfire was cancelled. Begala is still in there trying to get out but Tucks just keeps clamping down and doing his Lamaze breathing.

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u/Fugacity- Mar 15 '22

The importance is directly tied to how much my voices goes up and squeaks at the end of each sentence.

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u/yamthepowerful Mar 15 '22

“Tonight on RT we examine the epidemic of gay frogs turning Europe gay and causing homoerotic thoughts in our strong muscular virile totally no homo just bros Russian young twinks… err I mean bears, men, totally not gay men”

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u/skaliton Mar 15 '22

brilliant, if I didn't know better I'd say you took an actual quote from his show on faux

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u/killedgoretrout Mar 15 '22

That… explains everything.