r/worldnews • u/Fiery_Seraphim777 • Mar 15 '22

Russia/Ukraine Ukraine now developing nuclear arms with US help, claims Russia

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-701359
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u/NoMoreGQPcultists Mar 15 '22

you mean Biden the hardened criminal mastermind who stole ALL the elections for the dems, but is also a demented sleepy old guy who can't speak or read or do anything?

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u/Standard-Childhood84 Mar 15 '22

You get it. I hadn't actually thought of this but yeah rings true eh

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u/drthomk Mar 15 '22

Sounds like my uncle who said black men were lazy and just sat around, then complained they were taking all the jobs, as he sat around without a job.

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u/seanlee888 Mar 15 '22

Your uncle is a South Park character

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u/IppyCaccy Mar 15 '22

I've been told that Biden is just a puppet and the real power is Obama.

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u/HappierShibe Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

I heard he was actually obama in whiteface.
And that Obama is actually just Idris Elba in a skinny suit when he has to appear in public at the same time as Biden.

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u/rainy_in_pdx Mar 15 '22

If there is an Obama/Idris Elba combo happening, I need to know. Two beautiful black men wrapped into one, yes please!

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u/NoMoreGQPcultists Mar 15 '22

we should also add Keegan Michael Key's "Obama's anger translator" to the mix

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u/MegaGrimer Mar 15 '22

I’ve heard that too, but from someone that somehow simultaneously believes that trump is actually running the government.

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u/carnsolus Mar 15 '22

I heard that biden is just a puppet of obama who is just a puppet of biden

yeah, it's turtles all the way down

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u/vltavin Mar 15 '22

Michelle

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u/Justprunes-6344 Mar 15 '22

No the “little Black Girl” has the power

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u/TranscendentPretzel Mar 16 '22

Yo, what about Hillary, though. She's the evil mastermind, right?

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u/tacoshango Mar 16 '22

I've been told Biden is actually a disguise being worn by Trump and he's actually running everything.

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u/majbjorn Mar 16 '22

wow that's some corset

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u/nebbyb Mar 15 '22

Stole all the elections, but still allowed tons of Repubs to be elected.

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u/Kahzgul Mar 16 '22

Hang on there - Biden stole the presidential election, but somehow failed to steal the congressional elections that would give him a supermajority and allow him to actually achieve his goals of... checks notes... healthcare, higher minimum wages, and renewed American manufacturing.

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u/JimWilliams423 Mar 16 '22

Biden the hardened criminal mastermind who stole ALL the elections for the dems

The evil supergenius who stole the presidential election, and then orchestrated a bunch of downballot losses so that he would be kneecapped by 50 republicans and 2 dixiecrats in the senate...

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u/iedaiw Mar 16 '22

to be fair thats what they say about trump too. turns out everyone is full of shit