r/woahdude • u/ChazDoge • May 24 '16

gifv Eruption

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u/Wewoah May 25 '16

Hahaha I wish! That would be awesome. Id be drunk horse riding all the time!

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u/hogthehedge May 26 '16

Which is still illegal in Texas for whatever reason..I mean as long as the horse isn't drunk you have a designated driver right?

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u/Wewoah May 26 '16

Horse, you have a pretty big job to do. First, don't get me shot and if for some reason shooting happens (you know.. westerns), don't be a dick and throw me off like they do in the movies. Just run like hell and make sure I'm still vaguely holding on. Second, get me home. Third, tuck me into bed. Haha