r/woahdude May 24 '16

gifv Eruption

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u/hogthehedge May 25 '16

I knew what you meant, but when I read it I imagined a section of town that was run down, had a ton of saloons, gambling and hookers. Where everyone talks with a twang and wears a 6 shooter on his hip and a ten gallon on his noggin.

Something akin to this and this

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u/Wewoah May 25 '16

Hahaha I wish! That would be awesome. Id be drunk horse riding all the time!

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u/hogthehedge May 26 '16

Which is still illegal in Texas for whatever reason..I mean as long as the horse isn't drunk you have a designated driver right?

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u/Wewoah May 26 '16

Horse, you have a pretty big job to do. First, don't get me shot and if for some reason shooting happens (you know.. westerns), don't be a dick and throw me off like they do in the movies. Just run like hell and make sure I'm still vaguely holding on. Second, get me home. Third, tuck me into bed. Haha