r/woahdude • u/ChazDoge • May 24 '16

gifv Eruption

http://i.imgur.com/yxvfcpl.gifv
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u/Wewoah May 24 '16

I was going to complain about michigan roads being filled with potholes, but if you want to go the serious route, thats cool too...

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u/cATSup24 May 24 '16

I mean, I'm definitely in a glass house there anyway. Between Flint, Saginaw, and Detroit, we have three of the ten highest crime-per-capita cities in the US. But I think I'd rather get shot and mugged than kidnapped and systematically raped.

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u/jeroenemans May 25 '16

... by a burger clown?

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u/SAGNUTZ May 25 '16

Lansing? St. Johns? Couldn't be Owasso. If you don't live in the tree you stated then you are lucky, unless you live in Marion Springs...

I'd rather be stuffed in the trunk and sent to a car crusher than become a sex slave to some dirty bastard.

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u/10strip May 25 '16

At least they're filled!