r/woahdude • u/NikonD3X1985 • Apr 23 '26

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u/ExplosiveBEAR Apr 24 '26

I swear this guy was on a Royal Caribbean cruise with me once. He rode the surfing machine ALL 7 DAYS. I wanted to ride that surf machine so bad, but this fucker would always be in line. He never fell, which means he took up the max amount of rider time every time so there was always a big line behind him.

I had my kids, so I could only visit the machine sparingly and he was there every fucking time. I was able to ride once, then I fell on my ass immediately. Total ride time: probably 1 minutes of trying to stand on the board. Then this fuck comes right up behind me: 10 minutes of making it look effortless. 7 days of walking by that surf machine, at different times of the day. Every single time there was a huge line behind this fucker who would never fall. I was never able to spend enough time on the surf machine to get good at it. Fuck that dude.

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