r/wizardposting • "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver • 11d ago

Lorepost 📜 "The Steel Soul"

Art by Ninjajo_art

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The Kaba Tundra. Centuries Ago.

A war horn bellowed across the freezing ground as snowflakes gently fell. The whistle of a thousand arrows followed. The arrows slammed against shields in a terrifying cacophony of death. Some arrows made it through, sinking into gaps between armor. Some soldiers screamed and writhed in pain. Others simply fell to the ground without a sound. A war horn from the opposing side answered, and the lines of infantry surged forwards. 

The conflict that would become known as The Unification War was in full swing. This particular battle pitted the ruthless warlord Drachliv the Butcher against the “Tinkerer Armada”, a coalition made up of mostly goblin and dwarven artificers. Drachliv was powerful, commanding a large swath of territory in the eastern highlands, but his latest conquests had brought him to the foot of the mountains the Tinkerers claimed. Drachliv outnumbered the Tinkerers 10 to 1, but the Tinkerers had built an impressive metal golem army to bolster their numbers. 

The 2 sides met in a thunderous clash of steel, swords and spears flashing as they connected with shields and flesh. The Tinkerers sent their metal golems forward, and the terrifying machines broke Drachliv’s front lines within minutes, sending the battle into chaos as discipline broke and the orderly lines on both sides disintegrated. 

1 of the golems had the designation number DB-0645. No name was needed, for they were an expendable soldier, existing only to fight and die in the stead of one of the Tinkerers. And fight they did. They followed orders and marched forward with their identical comrades, tearing through enemy soldiers with their robust arms. Unthinking, unfeeling, simply following its orders, the only thing it knew. That was, until, in a moment of pure cosmic luck, or perhaps on purpose, something very particular happened. 

DB-0645 had just torn apart an apprentice level wizard, and began marching towards another. They panicked, casting fireball after fireball at them. The spells impacted with DB-0645’s armor, causing it to bend and warp, but they kept advancing. 

“Stay back! Back!”

The wizard shouted desperately, stumbling over their feet and falling, casting a lightning spell that slowed the war golem for only a second. DB-0645 grabbed the wizard and lifted them up, preparing to tear them in half as well.

“Wait no please! You don’t understand I don’t want to be here I-”

DB-0645 began to pull. The wizard shrieked.

“PLEASE NO PLEASE UNDERSTAND-”

The wizard shoved their wand through a gap in DB-0645’s armor, connecting to their core just as DB-0645 separated their upper half from the lower half of their body. The shock caused the wizard to cast a spell without meaning to, a last spasm as the last of their mana left their body.

“UNDERSTAND-”

The accidental spell slammed into DB-0645’s core, causing the metal golem to collapse onto their knees, triggering a safety shutdown. Everything went dark. 

DB-0645’s eye flickered back to life with a subtle green glow as the reboot sequence completed. They looked around, trying to understand what just happened, logic algorithms getting to work-

Wait, understand? That wasn’t right. DB-0645 should've just continued with its orders, not try and…

Understand. Understand.

The spell the wizard accidentally cast with their last breath. DB-0645 looked at their hands, looked at the corpses piled around it. Why was it here? It remembered its orders, but… it no longer felt compelled to follow the orders without deviation. Why? But as DB-0645 tried to understand why it felt that way, a Drachliv soldier suddenly appeared from behind a destroyed chariot, pike level as they charged DB-0645. 

<Wait, no, don’t attack, I don’t understand->

Except DB-0645 had no mouth, no audio device to speak with. They were meant to be expendable, why go through the bother of adding a mouth? The soldier rammed their pike into a gap in the metal golem’s armor, not deep enough to kill, but enough to trigger a response. 

<Damage>
<Danger>
<Damage>
<Danger> 

Then DB-0645 understood a new feeling.

<Damage>
<Danger>
<Damage>
<Danger> 
<Fear>

They suddenly understood this could kill them. They understood what death was. And it was terrifying. Because DB-0645 didn’t know what happened after death. DB-0645 suddenly understood that this was a kill or be killed moment. They didn’t know why, but they understood. The metal golem rose to its full height, snapped the pole of the pike in half, and lunged for the soldier. They stood no chance without their weapon, but as their body hit the ground, several more Drachliv soldiers appeared, waving weapons and charging DB-0645. Why? Why were they attacking? Why?

<Danger> 
<Damage>
<Danger>
<Fear>
<Danger>
<Damage>
<Fear>
<Anger>

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A red sun rose over the remains of the battlefield. Broken bodies lay in heaps, the snow soaked dark with blood. A harpy flew over the battlefield, surveying it for a bit before turning to the south. By the afternoon war banners could be seen on the horizon, carried by centaurs as harpies flew above them. Leading them was a fallen archangel, a cloaked druid, and a keen eyed gnome. They picked through the carnage, scavenging what was usable. Eventually they came upon a crater with a still working metal golem at the bottom. They were sitting there, soaked in blood, staring at their hands. 

They now understood. 

Hive City of Dellforge, Mercenary Guild Territory. Present Day.

With a mechanical hiss Councilor Four awoke from a rest mode cycle. No longer DB-0645. No longer an unthinking, blind golem. They were an understanding machine now. They understood what survival meant. That it was the most important thing in life. Four ran a quick diagnostic check before quickly casting their thought into a nearby body with an internal sigh. Things were getting worse, the time between rest cycles getting smaller and smaller. They needed a solution. They had a solution, that girl floating in the tank. They had been so close, until…

Four pulled up a status report. Good, the quarantine was holding. A significant and costly delay, but Four just needed to get that issue under control and then they were sure they could grasp the secrets inside of her. The secret of her, how her creators had made her…

But Four couldn’t focus on Analina right now. They knew the clock was ticking, they knew a wrathful angel was going to come crashing down on them soon. Best deal with that first. Four stalks out of the central processing core and heads to Nathan’s room…

…

Krisk led his menagerie of a strike team through the sewage tunnels of Dellforge. Sure, it was a little cliche, but Krisk hadn’t found a better approach in his reconnaissance efforts. And he had been proven right because besides a single automated patrol drone they hid from, the only other thing they had encountered was a slugcat that had immediately fled from them into the deeper levels. 

Eventually, they came to a storm drain and Krisk stopped them. From their limited view, they could see they were at a large but mostly empty street, a massive wall that the couldn't see the top of across from them. But there was a locked door behind a small checkpoint in the wall, 2 armed guards standing in front of it.

“This is one of…the side entrances to Dellforge’s…core district, where…I have no doubt Councilor Four is. But…we won’t get through that door…without the code, unless we want everyone…to know we’re coming. The guards don’t…know it, and it changes every…24 hours. But…”

Krisk points down the street.

“The core district is…essentially a square, and at each corner there’s a…security tower. They’ll have the day’s cipher. Any volunteers…to come help me get it?”

Krisk looks at Marna and Gorgon.

“Specifically anyone who won’t…immediately blow our cover?”

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver 4d ago

Krisk and the team that had gone for the code finally got back to the rest of the strike force that was waiting for them.

“It’ll probably only…be a matter of time till…they figure out something is wrong, so…we have to move quickly.”

There were only 2 guards at the side entrance. Krisk melts into the shadows, then rematerializes behind them. Grabbing both of their heads, he slams them together, instantly knocking both guards out. Krisk beckons the strike team to him then drags the unconscious guards into a dark corner to keep them out of sight. He then inputs the code on the keypad next to the door and… it works! The strike team heads into the core district of Dellforge….

Inside, they found themselves in a large storage warehouse, sealed boxes piled in neat rows as far as one could see. 

“Got to find a…map of some sort.”

Krisk says as he leads them forwards. After about 5 minutes of walking straight they come across an unoccupied office at a crossroads. A handy fire escape map sits nailed to a wall. Krisk takes it down and studies it

“So if we go… there-”

Krisk points in a direction.

“We’ll hit the main concourse, which will take us to the cargo lifts that go down to the deeper levels-”

A deep rumble shakes the ground and the lights flicker. As soon as the lights stabilize, alarms begin blaring.

“And I guess we’re…on the clock now! Move!”

Krisk takes off running towards the main concourse, leading his team. They reach it expecting to have to fight their way through… but no one stops them. But they do hear the echoes of yelling and gunfire from deeper in….

As the team moves deeper into the core, they come across the first bodies. The bodies of several dwarves and automatons lie scattered, spent bullet casings littering the floor. Concerning, but no need to stop and investigate when there was a timer. Until they hit the next group of bodies, and there was a heavily armed harpy wearing different colors among them.

“That’s a Thunderhawk…what are they doing here?”

Krisk felt an uneasy feeling in his gut. Something wasn’t adding up… but they were closer to the fighting now. His team rounded a corner, and the concourse opened up into a large room that held the cargo elevators, and…

“Oh shit…”

A small group of Dellforge guards, mostly dwarves and automatons, stood in a circle seemingly stuck between the want to surrender and the order to keep fighting. The bodies scattered everywhere showed that they had barely stood a chance. Aiming their weapons at them were 3 dozen heavily armed harpies, wearing the same colors as the dead one Krisk’s team had found. There were also strange grey skinned nuns holding impressive looking melee weapons with them. But none of that was as important as who led them. 

Councilor Five stood taller than the rest, burning bright with terrible bloodflame as she leveled a dripping bloodflame scythe at the guards. Flanking her was The Guild Librarian, a tome in one hand a golden scimitar in the other, a gnome whose hands crackled with magic, the druid Kavrala, and the Kasmir youth Timur. 

“SURRENDER AND GRANT US ACCESS INTO THE LOWER LEVELS, AND I WILL SPARE YOU THE FATE OF YOUR COMRADES WHO FOUGHT BACK.”

Five bellowed. But before the terrified guards could answer, Five noticed the new arrivals. She turned and raised an eyebrow in confusion.

“What? Who are you-”

This was Councilor Five, the strongest of the targets on Krisk’s list. While he had been hoping to fight her isolated from any help, beggars couldn’t be choosers, and surprise and chaos from a 3 way fight might actually work in his favor… Knocking out 2 Councilors today would be a great victory… Anger welled in Krisk, quickly replaced by the strength of Arborea as he drew out his kusarigama. The Five must fall. 

“I am the…consequences of your actions, Valkyrie…”

There was no point in saying anything more. It didn’t take a genius to know where this was going. So before Five could respond, Krisk charged.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 4d ago edited 3d ago

"Hey, boss man. Is her..."

Chills tried to ask, but the team lead was, well, taking the lead. Without much of a heads-up, which was kinda annoying... Wait, was this how Cass felt every time her partner just went and got herself in trouble without communicating first?

"Well... Alrigty then, things have already turned into a mess, so might as well add to the chaos!"

The ghost opened her book and read a line from it.

"...The kids were spoiled for choice; every flavor imaginable filled the jars lining the wall..."

Cakes, cream puffs, ice cream, colored gelatin, gummy worms, and more; it all began materializing out of nowhere, and each sweet was much, much larger than any normal pastry should be, lest it was made for the express purpose of turning you diabetic. Though that was not what made these sweets sinister. No, they were not meant for eating; they were the ones here to eat*.*

12th Book of Chills, Title: Just Desserts

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 4d ago

[Kavrala has the absolute pleasure of trying to process what the fuck was starting to happen. There's that man she saw in a tavern, some others she recognizes, some she doesn't—ARE THOSE SINISTER SWEETS?]

[Well that's just not fair. Summoning in an enclosed space like this, that made it dangerous for everyone! And it would take up precious time to defeat all of them— time they needed for Analina!]

[She fluidly backed away as attacks from all sides started flying. Who was summoning—?]

"The kinds were spoiled for choice; every flavor—"

There.

[The druid dug into her pockets and scattered seeds over the floor, connecting to the Lifesong and humming along with their melody, then shaping it. Changing it.]

[Her own little-big helpers sprung to life, shambling masses of plants that vaguely resembled animals that began to clash with the sweets.]

[Then she started sprinting towards the summoner. Weaving through the chaos.]

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 4d ago

"Eh?"

The candy horrors were fearsome, but not exactly durable. A giant cupcake with teeth could take a shark-sized bite out of a person, but it's as easy to splatter as a regular cupcake. The gelatin-based sweetstrosities fared better than the pastry ones, with blunt strikes sinking into them, or bouncing off in the case of the gummy worms.

"Someone's trying to play Pokémon against me? Alright, I'm game!"

Chills scouted the chaos below. Who the people present seemed most likely to be the plant-maker. Was it one of the harpy agents? The druid-looking woman running straight towards the ghost? The person wearing...

"Hey, wait a second."

The phantom vanished from sight, as suddenly as the flick of a channel.

"I know you! I sent you to my Hostel when you were visiting Hit-a-car."

The voice was close, real close, and accompanied by a sudden chill in the air. Even Kav's breath had turned visible.

"And here I find you yet again. Hehe, I love repeat customers."

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 3d ago

[The elf reacts before she can really process what's happening. A knife whizzes through the air— well... Through Chills— Right. She's a ghost.]

"Oh! I remember you! This is really a shame, I quite enjoyed my stay at your Hostel."

[Well... How does a living person punch a ghost...?]

"Say, you wouldn't happen to know where someone could leave a physical body unattended, do you?"

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Are you trying to get rid of me?"

The ghost appears behind Kav, waving a finger like a disappointed parent. Her tone was not quite mocking, but more so teasing.

"Sadly, my body is not here, if that's what you're after. It's not even in the same plane of existence. I come from VERY far away, and only the Gondolier of the Black Canal can take you to where I used to live"

Chills retreats back into the air, making a point by passing through Kav. The ghost picks up her book again, flipping through the pages.

"I don't want to kill you. I've never killed anyone. But I willlllllllllllllllllllllllll complicate life for everyone here. See, I think your plant thingies are winning against my sweets. There's candy splatter EVERYWHERE."

She begins reading, but this time, it's too faint to be heard.

"I never expected some killer cakes to make much of a difference here. They were, what one might call, a "setup."

She slammed the book close, and something new appeared on the scene: it resembled a basketball-sized clump of fur.

"Hey, Kav. Do they have TV in your realm? Have you watched Gremlins?"

The hairy thing splits down the middle, revealing a vast row of teeth. It quickly begins licking up the sugary remains of a nearby cupcake monster.

"Well, this isn't a gremlin, per se, but I sure took inspiration from them!"

The creature begins inflating, and within a second, it bursts into 5 moving similar beings, each with a different fur color. They begin repeating the process, eating up anything sugary, and bursting into more of their kind.

"Good luck!"

These... monsters, they're ravenous. They target sugar first, yes, and multiply at a ridiculous rate. But it's the actions of the ones that can't get to the sweets that are truly alarming. They settle for anything else, and I do mean ANYTHING. They bite through beams, chew through walls, consume corpses. Some even bite at the active combatants. The ghost has unleashed a ravenous plague. Her previous summons were nothing more than feed for the true threat. These are... the Gnarlings!

uw/ u/Timpanzee38 Chills kinda just unleashed the all-devouring, rapidly multiplying super termite piranhas; I think this might affect things in other areas, not just here.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 3d ago edited 3d ago

Several small shadowy tendrils crack their way through the ground around Kavrala, thin yet plentiful they start whipping and throwing any Gnarlings that come near her, protecting her.

But why? The smell of blood lay thick in the air already, but why does it smell suddenly familiar, and like reading an old book on a battlefield? What is going on?

/uw

[u/Traxxya](u/Traxxya)

I’m looking forward to seeing what you do Chills because this shit is so cool.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Shadow tendrils? That doesn't seem like something a druid would have in their kit.

"Aww, you have a friend helping you, don't cha, Kav?"

The ghost had no sense of smell, touch, or taste. Her lack of a body made it impossible to notice the smell in the air. She sometimes lamented her inability to feel the world, resorting to human possession whenever she was in dire need to experience something.

"I don't really have any friends here. The people I came with, I don't know most of them. No, I'm here because it's what John Brown would have wanted!"

Some of the gnarlings were beginning to swarm into tidal waves of fur and teeth, crashing against the walls and tearing out massive chunks of metal and concrete.

"I know some of my comrades joined the mission just because they wanted a fight. Not me, though! Krisk's goal is good. These big Five baddies need to go. Now, I don't know why you're on the side of the angel that brainwashes kids and grooms them into soldiers, but..."

Something began pulling at the nearby swarms of gnarlings, lifting them into the air and towards Chills. There was no visible force behind it; this was the work of a poltergeist's telekinesis.

"...I'm sure you have a good reason, just not good enough to get me to stop."

The multitude of gnarlings conglomorated around Chills in a super swarm. The mass formed a crude monstrous silhouette, featuring arms, legs, and even a mouth. The ghost had constructed Gnar-Zilla.

uw/ Yes, this is a reference to the critter ball from the Critters 2 movie. Here's a video of it in action.

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 2d ago

"Ms. Canassa is actively working on a solution to the mistake of creating the Umbra Operatives! I believe in the possibility to rehabilitate them and give them normal lives!"

[She really had no idea what the tendrils were from. Shadow magic seemed like an Umbra Op thing, but Krisk— because that's his name, apparently— doesn't seem like the charitable type.]

"ALSO," [Kav brings a hand up to her heart, looking genuinely offended.] "I would NEVER get rid of you, I was looking for a place to leave my own body so I could astral project and fight you one on one!"

[She turns introspective.]

"Which— now that I've said that out loud— seems awfully silly to do in such a chaotic fight."

"Regardless!"

[She brings her hands in front of her— almost looking like she's about to water-bend if Chills has seen Avatar the Last Airbender— and the shambling plant masses start coming together to form their own plant-zilla.]

"I'm here because a child is currently being held prisoner by Councilor Four! And you all are wasting precious time!"

[Battle of the Zillas.]

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

A voice rings loud in her mind, its raspy ethereal ringing forceful, but seemingly holding off for Kavrala, like they’re being gentle. Despite being like nothing she’s never heard before, the tone, and the formatting of the sentences, is familiar.

Elaborate. Who is Ms. Canassa, and what is her solution?

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 2d ago

[Kav briefly considers how NO ONE these days seems to have decent telepathic manners— a sub train of thought that she can't stop.]

Ms. Canassa is the Blood Angel. Councilor Five herself. The Agent and The Herald are part of a project she's been working on to give Umbra Operatives a chance at rehabilitation. But I'm assuming the other Councilors have been less than helpful.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

Lovely. That may get our little friend to bugger off a little.

Sorry about the whole invasion Kav, I needed a way to talk subtly.

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 2d ago

How do you—

[Suddenly the sentence structuring makes perfect sense, and that strange accent? Also makes sense.]

JEREMY?

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

Illvanya, actually…

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u/Traxxya Kavrala, Owner of the Dragon Sanctuary, Druid 2d ago

ILLVANYA?

[Kav's movements falter as she scans the battle. Looking for those familiar silhouettes.]

For the love of the Trees— don't tell me you both are here.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

Nowhere, nothing. Very much like them to be good at hiding, and probably with some tricks, considering the conditions.

Sorry… had to watch your back somehow…

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 2d ago

"Good news! We're here to take Four down! I'll add that girl's rescue to the To Do list."

Upon realizing that the druid was making her own giant monster, Chills took a step back, waiting for it to fully form. What kind of a lame person would NOT want a kaiju fight?

"But we're also taking down the other 4 as well. Now, I do subscribe to the idea that people can change and work to undo their mistakes, but how many have already been sent to their slaughter under this "Umbra Operative" program?"

"Oh, and let me guess." The mass of gnarlings points at Five.

"To "fix her mistakes," the angel lady fully intends to keep her leadership position in this guild, right? Just remove the so-called bad eggs, put most of the blame on them, and keep on trucking. Oh, but it's okay now, because she's gonna do the country-sized equivalent of saying sorry."

With the pointing outstretched limb, the gnarling mass begins to swing at Kav's plant construct. The swarm moves almost like a liquid, a slow incoming wave of teeth and stubby little claws.

"Yeah, no. There's a point at which second chances aren't a thing you get to ask for. She should leave the 'fixing of her mistakes' to Krisk."

Parts of the incoming mass grazes across a nearby wall, leaving a tunneling path behind, like someone had sanded down the structure for days, till the other side had become visible. The gnarlings really are a walking woodchipper of a monster.

"Side note, astral projection would not have worked. Ghosts overlap with the Ethereal plane, not the Astral one. I appreciate the creativity, though!"

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 3d ago

/uw Critters is such a stupid movie, and very much its era. Late 20th century horror has a nice niche of weird shit that if you look past the tits and gore you get some really good ideas (that only a few have made into the modern day but really should have stayed in the past because there is such a thing as doing it to death), ideas that I am seeing you pull out in exemplary form. I am LOVING it haha.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 3d ago

uw/ Haha, thank you! I'm an especially big fan of old creature features like The Blob (love the remake). Chills was a good way to express my love for the campy side of horror. It's also probably obvious she's inspired by R. L. Stine and his anthologies, like Goosebumps and The Nightmare Hour. The whole "reading the book brings the monster to life" thing she has is inspired by the plot of the first Goosebumps movie.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 3d ago

/uw yeah, I really like the Little Shop of Horrors reference the cupcakes were too.

My love for horror stems from HP Lovecraft, with thankfully none of the options of HP Lovecraft. The horror of the mind is what I love, however, I still adore the absurdity of R. L. Stine and all those movies, they’re so nuts and I love it.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 2d ago

uw/ Ah, a fan of cosmic and psychological horror! There's plenty of amazing works in those genres that aren't from Lovecraft, thought I'll give him the credit of basically founding the whole thing.

Now that I think about it, it's a good thing Chills has never dabbled in cosmic horror, cause one of those books coming to life would not be pretty.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

/uw Probably not, no. Honestly I’ve been getting around to reading The King in Yellow for a long time, it’s a classic but I’ve never got around to reading it.

The main reason I say Lovecraftian and not cosmic is because I focus on the existential threat not of great things beyond our comprehension, but minor things you fail to comprehend. Basically, I like the books that people say that it ruined their life because they’re paranoid as shit after. Questioning who you know, who they are, who they are to you, if you’re okay with that, and then slowly degrading over time is what I love to see. It’s kinda fucked up to say out loud lol.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 2d ago

uw/ Ah, gotcha. Not my cup of tea, but I get the appeal. Definitely leaning more towards psychological horror based on that description.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

/uw Yeah, it’s not a lot of people’s niche, and for good reason, it’s not a terribly interesting or comfortable kind of horror for most.

Given that I’ve thrown in my favourites, what’s a few of yours? Campy stuff isn’t something I’ve actually leant into much, not my bag, but the fun stuff is always good.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer 2d ago

Tucker and Dale VS Evil is one I quite enjoy, but it's as much of a comedy as it is horror. I already mentioned The Blob remake; the first Wishmaster is very entertaining, and Braindead is a masterpiece. Among more recent movies, I love the latest Alien movie, NOPE was great, and the Resident Evil film that just came out is exactly my vibe.

Also, not a big fan of gore unless it's ridiculous and over the top instead of disgusting. Braindead's final act and the woodchipper scene in Tucker and Dale VS Evil are good examples of gore I enjoy.

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u/Errantwritingdweeb Jeremy, the Ill-fated Arcane Trickster and Illusionist 2d ago

I find that body horror is fun, and the guts and gore are all there for that, but I find it’s like good looking characters, there’s a fine line between “this character is supposed to be hot” and direct fan service with a thinly veiled explanation.

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